Anyone from the UK?

[orangecurious]

Thank you all for my birthday wishes this morning. I had a decent day at work and had a lovely with my mum. I feel very loved today, thank you all

happy birthday!

 

[cdstefi]

Thank you all for my birthday wishes this morning. I had a decent day at work and had a lovely with my mum. I feel very loved today, thank you all

I hope she gave you a Battenberg cake with 44 candles!

 

[joclfc]

If all cake tasted like Battenburg I’d never eat cake again

Black Forest Gateaux

 

[Wriggle]

a) disappointing
b) don't believe you

I mean if you were any kind of sheik the idea of a full harem would not compute.

I worked it out earlier - there's 11 ladies (& one man) and they take up all my lit time and that's why I'm not in the threads as much these days.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Thank you all for my birthday wishes this morning. I had a decent day at work and had a lovely with my mum. I feel very loved today, thank you all

Happy birthday

 

[Anastasia1999]

Thank you all for my birthday wishes this morning. I had a decent day at work and had a lovely with my mum. I feel very loved today, thank you all

Oh happy birthday to you!!!

 

[AmberLGreen]

I worked it out earlier - there's 11 ladies (& one man) and they take up all my lit time and that's why I'm not in the threads as much these days.

There are 24 hours in a day and 7 days in a week. You have plenty of space in that harem

 

[Wriggle]

There are 24 hours in a day and 7 days in a week. You have plenty of space in that harem

I'm knackered, though.

 

[Daisy_Love]

I'm knackered, though.

But……..you told me there was no harem

 

[Wriggle]

There's only you really, Daisy, love

 

[Daisy_Love]

There's only you really, Daisy, love

Ok, we know that’s a complete lie
Ya floosie!!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

There's only you really, Daisy, love

Wait... You said the same thing to me too!
Tart!

 

[Wriggle]

There is no harem, I was cockblocking and using it as an excuse.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Wait... You said the same thing to me too!
Tart!

You mean he’s told everyone the same thing

Omg you know who’s out tonight and hasn’t seen this yet!!!

Ahemmmm ohhhhhhh wriggle!!! Beware of the wrath of @Wand3rlust

 

[Wand3rlust]

What did I miss?

 

[Daisy_Love]

 

[joclfc]

What did I miss?

I'll let the lady's fill you in about Wriggle

 

[AmberLGreen]

https://media.tenor.com/-ajV8aM97dQAAAAM/birce-akalay-popcorn.gif

 

[Wand3rlust]

So.....

Politics is OK but for a different thread....
Battenberg cake is OK, if you break it into little pieces and eat it bit by bit *side eyes @Wriggle *
@Yesok1 - control yourself - you'll be a walking puddle if you keep turning yourself on like this!
@SmoothTalker80 glad you had a good day

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oh. And @Wriggle has confirmed that the honour of wanker of the week that was bestowed upon him and the title of 'The Inbox Filler of the ladies of Lit' was totally utterly and completely justified.

And I think you might have overestimated the number of women by a couple...

Count again

 

[Daisy_Love]

Oh. And @Wriggle has confirmed that the honour of wanker of the week that was bestowed upon him and the title of 'The Inbox Filler of the ladies of Lit' was totally utterly and completely justified.

And I think you might have overestimated the number of women by a couple...

Count again

11 boxes is a lot to fill!!
He might be ok with losing a couple

 

[Amanda330]

I worked it out earlier - there's 11 ladies (& one man) and they take up all my lit time and that's why I'm not in the threads as much these days.

Whhhhat? You mean I'm not the only one?

Ps. Sorry, I know I'm American and don't belong here... I'm going.

 

[Daisy_Love]

 

[Wriggle]

Whhhhat? You mean I'm not the only one?

Ps. Sorry, I know I'm American and don't belong here... I'm going.

Amanda nooooooooooooooooo.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Whhhhat? You mean I'm not the only one?

Ps. Sorry, I know I'm American and don't belong here... I'm going.

He's clearly fooled us all

The scamp