Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Clearly mine is the superior shower … endless water on demand… multiple shower heads

every time you turned on the faucet in the bathroom the water started dripping from the ceiling

This your shower?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s not my fault my shower has more to offer than just a dickathon

Isn’t it though?

 

[Lmizzler]

Join us in @SalaciousMonkey22 ’s shower then, it’s where the nice and inclusive people are

I’ll bring some bourbon and body wash.

 

[Bry1313]

This your shower?

Sounds like a shower with mold in the walls, a very unhealthy shower indeed. Go to @crazychemgirl ’s shower if you want an incurable lung condition

 

[crazychemgirl]

This your shower?

That was in my dream…

Dreams don’t count … if they did I’d be 1000x hotter and more powerful than I currently am.

 

[lavendersilk]

Clearly mine is the superior shower … endless water on demand… multiple shower heads

And you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That was in my dream…

Dreams don’t count … if they did I’d be 1000x hotter and more powerful than I currently am.

We’ll be gentle. It’s hard to process when your lies crumble around you.

You’re always welcome in my shower.

 

[JerseyJade]

Sounds like a shower with mold in the walls, a very unhealthy shower indeed. Go to @crazychemgirl ’s shower if you want an incurable lung condition

The spa treatments is what did it for me. Oh yeah, and the dick are demand, too.

 

[Bry1313]

And you.

And mold spores

 

[crazychemgirl]

And you.

I mean… that’s truly the shining star here.


Also I bet I can get @OrdinaryPerson .. @AuntieDisco @Tigobitties98 @PassionatePanther … and again … with all these sexy ladies I’m SURE there will be some fine gentleman willing to offer their dick for the dick on demand option in my shower.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Guess no one wants to end up in my mansions master bedroom shower...View attachment 2339613

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The spa treatments is what did it for me. Oh yeah, and the dick are demand, too.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I’m sure I can find some dicks willing to be “used” as needed

https://media.tenor.com/OVZGJij-FMMAAAAe/the-office-steve-carell.png

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean… that’s truly the shining star here.


Also I bet I can get @OrdinaryPerson .. @AuntieDisco @Tigobitties98 @PassionatePanther … and again … with all these sexy ladies I’m SURE there will be some fine gentleman willing to offer their dick for the dick on demand option in my shower.

How many of these ladies have actually committed? Or are you also promising us Metallica!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Whose shower am I going to?

Mine? It was worth a shot....

 

[Bry1313]

The spa treatments is what did it for me. Oh yeah, and the dick are demand, too.

She has yet to secure a single dick for her disease shower. Given the latest revelations and that @SalaciousMonkey22 ’s shower has Bourbon on demand, I don’t see that changing

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

https://voca.ro/1aNUjhTEGb9W

But you didn’t know here when you were 16 so they were the best thing you could imagine.

I’m loyal as the day is long. I don’t try to trade people away.

It's weird that you and Bry seem so offended just because @Indie and I tried to work out a deal without asking either of you...

 

[crazychemgirl]

She has yet to secure a single dick for her disease shower. Given the latest revelations and that @SalaciousMonkey22 ’s shower has Bourbon on demand, I don’t see that changing

Bourbon is easily acquired …


Bourbon AND boobs …


I mean, mine is the winner here.

 

[lavendersilk]

Guess no one wants to end up in my mansions master bedroom shower...View attachment 2339613

Are we resorting to catfishing now?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Me? Get these people in line?

I’m more chaos demon than dictator in here.

The key word being "in here"....

 

[BrendaBear]

How many of these ladies have actually committed? Or are you also promising us Metallica!

Um.... with this group... haven't most of us at some time or another been accused of needing to be committed?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Didn't you see his picture? He's tiny! Fits in the sink! If he's bugging you, just put him in your pocket. He'll be fine.

Well, unless that was just a random gif he found... but I think it was really him!

I think it would be really cute if I carried around a tiny little cage for him and we went everywhere together

 

[Bry1313]

How many of these ladies have actually committed? Or are you also promising us Metallica!

She has as many of their commitments as she has dick. Another pour of bourbon?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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NMK

 

[crazychemgirl]

NMK

Jinx