Sex & Shenanigans

[MissLabelled]

I’m only 5’3” … I’m fun size

Ok but, if 5'3" is fun size, and 5'7" is tall, then I guess my 5'9" is the party pack?

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Okay seriously though.... This....

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I'm 5'4"... Not quite fun sized or tall. Lol. Totally average.

Also known as perfect

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm 5'4"... Not quite fun sized or tall. Lol. Totally average.

Girl.... 5’⁴ is the best...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Ok but, if 5'3" is fun size, and 5'7" is tall, then I guess my 5'9" is the party pack?

I’m tall for a woman. But by no means the tallest. I would just say that you are also tall

 

[Trubbycat]

My wife is 5'2" and my daughter is 5'0".

 

[UnquietDreams]

You know who’s never threatened to kill me or implied they might kill me?

@Indie

And @lavendersilk

And @Kitty_so_frisky

And I should probably reflect on the fact it’s so short a list. But I’m not gonna.

I have not yet threatened to kill you.

But the night is yet young.

 

[BrendaBear]

Ok but, if 5'3" is fun size, and 5'7" is tall, then I guess my 5'9" is the party pack?

Um… 6 foot?

 

[UnquietDreams]

If you're not fun-sized, then why do I always have a smile on my face?

Okay, that was cute.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok but, if 5'3" is fun size, and 5'7" is tall, then I guess my 5'9" is the party pack?

No, you are a tall drink of water.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Um… 6 foot?

What's it like being tall? Can you reach the second shelf without a foot stool? I bet the top of your fridge is clean! Do you have to jump like an idiot, or climb like a monkey, in the market to get that last box of Whatever, way back on the top shelf? AFAF

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You know who’s never threatened to kill me or implied they might kill me?

@Indie

And @lavendersilk

And @Kitty_so_frisky

And I should probably reflect on the fact it’s so short a list. But I’m not gonna.

Wow. How quickly we forget our friends in the nosebleed section. Or something

 

[Trubbycat]

When my brother was in high school he dated a very tall girl. He's only 5'6". When they walked home he would stay on the sidewalk and she walked in the street.

 

[Amanda330]

If you're not fun-sized, then why do I always have a smile on my face?

Because I say cock pocket all the time to make you laugh?

 

[crazychemgirl]

What's it like being tall? Can you reach the second shelf without a foot stool? I bet the top of your fridge is clean! Do you have to jump like an idiot, or climb like a monkey, in the market to get that last box of Whatever, way back on the top shelf? AFAF

I wonder what life is like without a step-stool

 

[Amanda330]

You know who’s never threatened to kill me or implied they might kill me?

@Indie

And @lavendersilk

And @Kitty_so_frisky

And I should probably reflect on the fact it’s so short a list. But I’m not gonna.

I don't believe I have ever threatened to kill you?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok but, if 5'3" is fun size, and 5'7" is tall, then I guess my 5'9" is the party pack?

Just means I’m perfect height.

 

[Trubbycat]

In my old job we had a VP who must have been six feet and she LOVED heels. You could see her coming a mile away.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm 5'4"... Not quite fun sized or tall. Lol. Totally perfect.

FIFY

 

[Taegul]

Because I say cock pocket all the time to make you laugh?

Nah, that makes me hungry.

Get out of my head, Jim Gaffigan!

 

[dawn_of_night]

What's it like being tall? Can you reach the second shelf without a foot stool? I bet the top of your fridge is clean! Do you have to jump like an idiot, or climb like a monkey, in the market to get that last box of Whatever, way back on the top shelf? AFAF

Right....
Say it louder for the friends in the back....
Sometimes I rent a toddler so I can lift them to the high shelves to get my groceries....

 

[BrendaBear]

What's it like being tall? Can you reach the second shelf without a foot stool?

Yep.

I bet the top of your fridge is clean! Do you have to jump like an idiot, or climb like a monkey, in the market to get that last box of Whatever, way back on the top shelf? AFAF

Not usually… it comes on handy.

The downside? Buying a cute dress and it fits like a blouse instead.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I wonder what life is like without a step-stool

I can only imagine! Instead, my reality is a pinterest board of cabinets with built in foot stools

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nah, that makes me hungry.

Get out of my head, Jim Gaffigan!

https://voca.ro/16AQ4L6O2mwa


(I didn’t save the original like @SalaciousMonkey22 so I had to re-record)

 

[HeavyBalls]

You know who’s never threatened to kill me or implied they might kill me?

@Indie

And @lavendersilk

And @Kitty_so_frisky

And I should probably reflect on the fact it’s so short a list. But I’m not gonna.

*whistles innocently as I equip my Assassin's Creed style hidden blade...