Sex & Shenanigans

[morelikeasong]

May I also sign up for this event?
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Yes, line up. Good girls on the left, bad girls on the right.

You’re all getting spanked, I just need to know what to call you during

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[UnquietDreams]

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[Amanda330]

Yes, line up. Good girls on the left, bad girls on the right.

You’re all getting spanked, I just need to know what to call you during

What if you're a little bit of both?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

LOL I prefer the folks with the blue house and the red vests, but I didn’t make the meme

I also prefer the Blue house with vests, usually have better options.

I work in the Blue house and wear a red vest on the weekend.

I could not go back to a retail setting. It was bad 20 years ago, and I got away with not always being patient then. Not a chance would I make it today. Also, I hear Blue is better to their staff than Orange, so I want to support that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What if you're a little bit of both?

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[lavendersilk]

Yes, line up. Good girls on the left, bad girls on the right.

You’re all getting spanked, I just need to know what to call you during

Hmmm... today I'm a bad girl soooo PurpleSatin.

 

[morelikeasong]

What if you're a little bit of both?

Don’t worry. I’ve got something for that, too.

 

[Lmizzler]

They are suppose to be boobs!!! My attempt at foam art

Whew… @crazychemgirl Good News!!!!

I see boobs everywhere!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Just waking up from a nice, long nap, and I see I've missed approximately 7 pages, mostly about Nicolas Cage. Glad I didn't miss anything good.

 

[BrendaBear]

I grew up on Ghost Rider comics. They were decent horror comics when you could still do that, and I ate them up. So the movie was going to disappoint me on that level.

It disappointed me on so many different levels. All of the levels. And Agents of SHIELD proved you could do a fanfuckingtastic Ghost Rider story.

And the Sam Elliot part pissed me off most of all. "I have just enough Ghost Rider power in me to ride with you almost all the way there. Now I am going to go die." Gee, Sam, couldn't you have rented a car, driven there, and, I don't know, helped out?

HEY HEY HEY!!! No criticizing Sam!!!

Just kidding, criticize away. I'll probably love his part anyway.
..and since I didn't read comic books, I just enjoyed the movie for what it was.

Besides... Peter Fonda? Playing the devil?? And then seeing a copy of his Easy Rider bike and saying "far out"???? Awesomeness!

 

[UnquietDreams]

See if I give you any presents.

I got that reference.

 

[MissLabelled]

What if you're a little bit of both?

Ooh boy the way my brain just added a ‘ch’ at the end of ‘bit’ before it could finish the sentence.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Anyone else start off the day with a 10 second buffer between posts and then suddenly it’s 20 seconds? AF an attention whore (who is not shamed because sex work is work) of a friend

 

[UnquietDreams]

IRL you can call General Organa, I save the gold bikini for the bedroom

Well, I am sure he looks fetching in it.

 

[Amanda330]

Ooh boy the way my brain just added a ‘ch’ at the end of ‘bit’ before it could finish the sentence.

I mean, I'm not sure that would be incorrect, either. Lol

 

[Amanda330]

Anyone else start off the day with a 10 second buffer between posts and then suddenly it’s 20 seconds? AF an attention whore (who is not shamed because sex work is work) of a friend

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

solidarity.

 

[UnquietDreams]

See if I give you any presents.

Okay, this reminds me of a story. I used to work for a domain registry doing DNS work. That is what directs a site's IP address to, say, "forum.literotica.com" for example. I was working with a client, and he spelled out his domain for me.

Me: rancher sex change?
Him, slowly and deliberately: Ranchers. Exchange.
Me: Oh. A hyphen may have been your friend there, sir.

 

[lavendersilk]

Anyone else start off the day with a 10 second buffer between posts and then suddenly it’s 20 seconds? AF an attention whore (who is not shamed because sex work is work) of a friend

I don't understand this post. What is a ten second buffer?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Okay, this reminds me of a story. I used to work for a domain registry doing DNS work. That is what directs a site's IP address to, say, "forum.literotica.com" for example. I was working with a client, and he spelled out his domain for me.

Me: rancher sex change?
Him, slowly and deliberately: Ranchers. Exchange.
Me: Oh. A hyphen may have been your friend there, sir.

I love websites like that.
Where was your reviewer? No one spoke up, really?!

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I have one like that. It says, "Finish what you"

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I have one like that. It says, "Finish what you"

There are 2 types of people in this world.
One can extrapolate.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Okay, this reminds me of a story. I used to work for a domain registry doing DNS work. That is what directs a site's IP address to, say, "forum.literotica.com" for example. I was working with a client, and he spelled out his domain for me.

Me: rancher sex change?
Him, slowly and deliberately: Ranchers. Exchange.
Me: Oh. A hyphen may have been your friend there, sir.

I used to love
Ranchersexchangeartisanalcheese.com

 

[crazychemgirl]

AI is terrifying