Anyone from the UK?

[Deleted member 6736302]

Always keep the biscuits within reach. You never know when you might need them.

That’s the problem. I always need them.

Exactly like sex, really!

 

[joclfc]

Beer o'clock

 

[Kat0069]

the person is me. I cannot afford to hire anyone.

The coffee and buns are ready. hurry up!

ok, ok, I'm here already! thank you!

That’s the problem. I always need them.

Exactly like sex, really!

But probably not together....the crumbs could get annoying.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Afternoon

Afternoon.

 

[Papagocb12]

Afternoon

Good afternoon

 

[orangecurious]

These

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

But probably not together....the crumbs could get annoying.

I mean, I wrote a story about custard…I’m sure I could probably incorporate digestive biscuits in an erotic way.

A biscuit over each nipple, probably…

You’re a bad influence Kat!

 

[orangecurious]

I mean, I wrote a story about custard…I’m sure I could probably incorporate digestive biscuits in an erotic way.

A biscuit over each nipple, probably…

You’re a bad influence Kat!

chocolate fingers get VERY messy. trust me

 

[Daisy_Love]

Omg we’re not talking about food and sex again

 

[orangecurious]

coffee too

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

Omg we’re not talking about food and sex again

Sorry Daisy…I’ll put the biscuits away

 

[Daisy_Love]

Sorry Daisy…I’ll put the biscuits away

Just you keep Mr Chocolate Fingers far away from me

 

[Kat0069]

I mean, I wrote a story about custard…I’m sure I could probably incorporate digestive biscuits in an erotic way.

A biscuit over each nipple, probably…

You’re a bad influence Kat!

Strent!!!

Custard, I can understand. But biscuits?!

 

[Daisy_Love]

Strent!!!

Custard, I can understand. But biscuits?!

Smh I can’t understand either

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

I dunno it always seems like a challenge to make food work in an erotic story…!

 

[Kat0069]

I dunno it always seems like a challenge to make food work in an erotic story…!

I'm sure you could make Champagne and strawberries work.

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

I'm sure you could make Champagne and strawberries work.

Oh yes…definitely!

 

[orangecurious]

there are strawberries in one of mine... may be raspberries too.

 

[orangecurious]

in other news, just went a bit crazy buying music. oopsie.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

I mean, I wrote a story about custard…I’m sure I could probably incorporate digestive biscuits in an erotic way.

A biscuit over each nipple, probably…

You’re a bad influence Kat!

Party Rings ... probably just right for some weird sexual deviant (OK, me if there's a willing female participant)

 

[KeenVoyeur]

I haven't had any email notifications about this thread (again!) but having skipped through a few of the "missing" 30 pages since I last looked, it's plus ça change (plus c'est la même chose)

Looks like some people need a virtual hug - @Yesok1 and @NorthernCardinal spring to mind (anyone else I missed, feel free to share)

 

[orangecurious]

almost home time.

by that, i mean, turn off the work laptop and move to the sofa

 

[joclfc]

Oh yes…definitely!

Chicken vindaloo not so much

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Could find some interesting ways to double dip a bourbon

 

[orangecurious]

Could find some interesting ways to double dip a bourbon

make it a custard cream