Anyone from the UK?

You are among friends for sure. No judgement here. You be you - that’s the best thing about Lit, I do feel like I can be out of my shell a bit. That’s why I use a pseudonym for the forum handle and the Lit stories.
Yeah, the name thing. I really should have given that some more thought!
 
A fair reaction, though I do recall @Wand3rlust being on your crush list, and I think they should be huddling with me instead ;)
Who da fuck is this guy! Who let him in? Has he put his hand in the sorting hat yet? How does he like his custard?

He's already telling the ladies what they should be doing in our house?

And people are surprised when I tell 'em I'm gay.

🤣
 
Who da fuck is this guy! Who let him in? Has he put his hand in the sorting hat yet? How does he like his custard?

He's already telling the ladies what they should be doing in our house?

And people are surprised when I tell 'em I'm gay.

🤣
@Yesok1 a quick question? Have you taken your meds today?
 
hahaha I'm not telling anyone to do anything, just figured this forum was democratic :). If in fact a wise council of leaders such as yourself are in charge, I bow to your grace and knowledge hahaha. A sorting hat - is this some Harry Potter stuff?
I hope that a fucking nervous hahaha.

And who said this was a democracy!
 
Just want to check I am in the right place. A uk chat is surely based on:
How to make cup of tea correctly
Bin day (are you the binfluencer for your road?)
Queueing
Weather

If none of these topics are regular the thread is not about the UK 😂
Tomorrow
 
Just want to check I am in the right place. A uk chat is surely based on:
How to make cup of tea correctly
Bin day (are you the binfluencer for your road?)
Queueing
Weather

If none of these topics are regular the thread is not about the UK 😂
Include custard preferences and Harry Potter house, and you are in the right place :)
 
Just want to check I am in the right place. A uk chat is surely based on:
How to make cup of tea correctly
Bin day (are you the binfluencer for your road?)
Queueing
Weather

If none of these topics are regular the thread is not about the UK 😂
Also your Hogwarts house and whether you take your custard hot or cold.

But definitely not sex
 
I feel you may kick me out. I watched the first Harry Potter and I would rather drink tea made with a bag clogged up with milk than ever watch another film.
Custard always hot except the amount that is on the spoon post scraping to a pan/jug. Always lick the spoon
Well, this one's easy to place...

Pissytea!

If you join the rest of them and the prefects will take you to your common room, next door to the kitchens...
 
You seem to be related to Cormac McLaggen, and I normally keep families in the same house... But your relationship with the truth is so much more like Slytherin...

Bollocks, I'll put you in Ravenclaw and @AmandaKellyUK can deal with you...
 
Just want to check I am in the right place. A uk chat is surely based on:
How to make cup of tea correctly
Bin day (are you the binfluencer for your road?)
Queueing
Weather

If none of these topics are regular the thread is not about the UK 😂

1. Milk goes first (if it’s good enough for the late Her Maj it’s good enough for me)
2. Thursdays but check Alan’s for brown bin week
3. Queueing is what we do
4. Look out the window and take a brolly
As for custard: only acceptable hot and in lashings of it. 🤷🏻‍♂️
 
1. Milk goes first (if it’s good enough for the late Her Maj it’s good enough for me)
2. Thursdays but check Alan’s for brown bin week
3. Queueing is what we do
4. Look out the window and take a brolly
As for custard: only acceptable hot and in lashings of it. 🤷🏻‍♂️
Phil the racist Greek was good enough for the late Maj, and Andy the paedo was her favourite son...
 
Agree but are you a bag drinker or leaf drinker? Do you use a cup or tea pot? So many variables. Not all about how you make it hot
You are silly!

You shouldn't drinking either. You use them to make the tea, but discard them before drinking. This is why you ended up in Pissytea
 
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