Anyone from the UK?

[Yesok1]

You are among friends for sure. No judgement here. You be you - that’s the best thing about Lit, I do feel like I can be out of my shell a bit. That’s why I use a pseudonym for the forum handle and the Lit stories.

Yeah, the name thing. I really should have given that some more thought!

 

[Yesok1]

A fair reaction, though I do recall @Wand3rlust being on your crush list, and I think they should be huddling with me instead

Who da fuck is this guy! Who let him in? Has he put his hand in the sorting hat yet? How does he like his custard?

He's already telling the ladies what they should be doing in our house?

And people are surprised when I tell 'em I'm gay.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Looking forward to watching this one get eaten alive

https://media.tenor.com/KpTtv-uqBw0AAAAM/luxiegames-whats-going-on-here.gif

 

[joclfc]

Who da fuck is this guy! Who let him in? Has he put his hand in the sorting hat yet? How does he like his custard?

He's already telling the ladies what they should be doing in our house?

And people are surprised when I tell 'em I'm gay.

@Yesok1 a quick question? Have you taken your meds today?

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

A fair reaction, though I do recall @Wand3rlust being on your crush list, and I think they should be huddling with me instead

Run.

No, seriously.

Run.

 

[Yesok1]

hahaha I'm not telling anyone to do anything, just figured this forum was democratic . If in fact a wise council of leaders such as yourself are in charge, I bow to your grace and knowledge hahaha. A sorting hat - is this some Harry Potter stuff?

I hope that a fucking nervous hahaha.

And who said this was a democracy!

 

[joclfc]

Run.

No, seriously.

Run.

Yep like he said

 

[AmberLGreen]

Oh dear. First he starts telling the adorable one what she should be doing and then he brings the politics in too!!

Think we might need more popcorn

 

[joclfc]

Yikes, a fella really can't win here huh

Loosing battle mate, walk away when you still can

 

[Yesok1]

I'd love to carry on with this and put new boy in his place. But someone's died. Catch you later

 

[Greylag]

Milk with a drop of tae in it

Yep pretty much. With rusks too please

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I'd love to carry on with this and put new boy in his place. But someone's died. Catch you later

Oh no.
Sending hugs

 

[AmberLGreen]

I mean who is this guy!! He thinks he can just waltz in here and flirt with the adorable community members and get away with it! Heresy! And then he mentions politics...a fool, a vagabond, a bringer of ill omens. To the dogs with him!

Flirting? And you told @lingus60 that it wasn’t a proposition

 

[orangecurious]

I'd love to carry on with this and put new boy in his place. But someone's died. Catch you later

Shit! Virtual hugs across the Thames.

 

[Saltfountain]

could someone please tell me how to change the 'virgin' description - would hate to be giving false impressions on the internet...

Yup

Don't spend 4 years as a lurker

And oh my, are you trying to tell us you've had *whispers* sex? What's it like?

 

[orangecurious]

Just want to check I am in the right place. A uk chat is surely based on:
How to make cup of tea correctly
Bin day (are you the binfluencer for your road?)
Queueing
Weather

If none of these topics are regular the thread is not about the UK

Tomorrow

 

[SmoothTalker80]

Just want to check I am in the right place. A uk chat is surely based on:
How to make cup of tea correctly
Bin day (are you the binfluencer for your road?)
Queueing
Weather

If none of these topics are regular the thread is not about the UK

Include custard preferences and Harry Potter house, and you are in the right place

 

[Saltfountain]

Just want to check I am in the right place. A uk chat is surely based on:
How to make cup of tea correctly
Bin day (are you the binfluencer for your road?)
Queueing
Weather

If none of these topics are regular the thread is not about the UK

Also your Hogwarts house and whether you take your custard hot or cold.

But definitely not sex

 

[Saltfountain]

I feel you may kick me out. I watched the first Harry Potter and I would rather drink tea made with a bag clogged up with milk than ever watch another film.
Custard always hot except the amount that is on the spoon post scraping to a pan/jug. Always lick the spoon

Well, this one's easy to place...

Pissytea!

If you join the rest of them and the prefects will take you to your common room, next door to the kitchens...

 

[Saltfountain]

umm 10/10 would do again?

P.s. Hufflepuff, and Hot custard.

You my friend, are sooooo not a Hufflepuff it's untrue...

 

[Saltfountain]

You seem to be related to Cormac McLaggen, and I normally keep families in the same house... But your relationship with the truth is so much more like Slytherin...

Bollocks, I'll put you in Ravenclaw and @AmandaKellyUK can deal with you...

 

[Saltfountain]

With a kettle. I'm not American

 

[TheMarksman]

Just want to check I am in the right place. A uk chat is surely based on:
How to make cup of tea correctly
Bin day (are you the binfluencer for your road?)
Queueing
Weather

If none of these topics are regular the thread is not about the UK

1. Milk goes first (if it’s good enough for the late Her Maj it’s good enough for me)
2. Thursdays but check Alan’s for brown bin week
3. Queueing is what we do
4. Look out the window and take a brolly
As for custard: only acceptable hot and in lashings of it.

 

[Saltfountain]

1. Milk goes first (if it’s good enough for the late Her Maj it’s good enough for me)
2. Thursdays but check Alan’s for brown bin week
3. Queueing is what we do
4. Look out the window and take a brolly
As for custard: only acceptable hot and in lashings of it.

Phil the racist Greek was good enough for the late Maj, and Andy the paedo was her favourite son...

 

[Saltfountain]

Agree but are you a bag drinker or leaf drinker? Do you use a cup or tea pot? So many variables. Not all about how you make it hot

You are silly!

You shouldn't drinking either. You use them to make the tea, but discard them before drinking. This is why you ended up in Pissytea