Anyone from the UK?

[Yesok1]

I think theyre looking for a male who's 23. I'm too old sorry

Oh, I'm a lez, so no good either...

 

[lingus60]

Oh he's actually a 23 year old guy. One for @Wand3rlust to scare off, @Daisy_Love to decide if he's gorgeous, @AmandaKellyUK to take down or @RosewoodTulip to help out.

Oh Hang on that's my crush list again!

Your list never changes!!!

 

[Yesok1]

Your list never changes!!!

I know who my crushes are, and one day I might get one of those on my list

You lucky, lucky ladies.

 

[lingus60]

I am NOT scary.

I.
Am.
Adorable.

On phone reminder list:
@Wand3rlust is adorable
@Wand3rlust is adorable
@Wand3rlust is adorable

 

[Yesok1]

On phone reminder list:
@Wand3rlust is adorable
@Wand3rlust is adorable
@Wand3rlust is adorable

On phone reminder.
Stop referring to crush list!

 

[joclfc]

So. Where have you been for 4 years?

I cba to ask all the other questions.
Can you cook breakfast?

It's not 7pm yet, and you're craving breakfast already

 

[Yesok1]

I'm off to get fingered and more. Hopefully more.

I probably shouldn't have drunk so much in the pub, but I might get nuked tonight, so I might as well get drunk and fucked in case it is my last night.

 

[joclfc]

I'm off to get fingered and more. Hopefully more.

I probably shouldn't have drunk so much in the pub, but I might get nuked tonight, so I might as well get drunk and fucked in case it is my last night.

Have you hid the coke you forgot about?

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

Oh he's actually a 23 year old guy. One for @Wand3rlust to scare off, @Daisy_Love to decide if he's gorgeous, @AmandaKellyUK to take down or @RosewoodTulip to help out.

Oh Hang on that's my crush list again!

Unbelievable

 

[lingus60]

I'm off to get fingered and more. Hopefully more.

I probably shouldn't have drunk so much in the pub, but I might get nuked tonight, so I might as well get drunk and fucked in case it is my last night.

Never heard it being referred to as getting nuked before but have fun anyway

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

I need more wine, surely. This thread is making even less sense than normal.

 

[lingus60]

Oh just more of the same really; @Yesok1 getting finger-nuked, @Wand3rlust asking for another late brekkie and a massage etc etc La plus ca change......

 

[TheMarksman]

I'm off to get fingered and more. Hopefully more.

I probably shouldn't have drunk so much in the pub, but I might get nuked tonight, so I might as well get drunk and fucked in case it is my last night.

It’s a bit worrying that this sounded weirder to me when I misread “nuked” as “naked”

 

[joclfc]

Reading stories. In London actually, as a philosophy student and now on a grad scheme. Oh I cook a good breakfast, though seeing is believing. Or in this case tasting...

Wanda's in love

 

[lingus60]

could someone please tell me how to change the 'virgin' description - would hate to be giving false impressions on the internet...

Leave it... might intrigue some people

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

could someone please tell me how to change the 'virgin' description - would hate to be giving false impressions on the internet...

I think it’s in the profile settings.

 

[joclfc]

I need more wine, surely. This thread is making even less sense than normal.

It's Sunday, last day to unwind before the bedlam of Monday morning

 

[Greylag]

What’s pissy tea??

Sorry it’s late replying but I went back to bed and then got up with jobs to do.

It’s a tea where you show it the tea bag so max four molecules of tea and top up with milk. If it’s done well it’s about Dulux “Barley White” at best.

 

[lingus60]

is 'UK gentleman' encouraging sufficient intrigue?

Flattered but politley declined. Profile should be obvious... having something on profile might help...

 

[ScarlettStilettos]

Lol the UK thread doesn’t disappoint x

 

[lingus60]

Indeed; thought I was on a promise with a 23 year old for a mo...

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

Lol the UK thread doesn’t disappoint x

We have a unique community on Lit, for sure. I enjoy it immensely.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Sorry it’s late replying but I went back to bed and then got up with jobs to do.

It’s a tea where you show it the tea bag so max four molecules of tea and top up with milk. If it’s done well it’s about Dulux “Barley White” at best.

Milk with a drop of tae in it

 

[Anastasia1999]

I'm off to get fingered and more. Hopefully more.

I probably shouldn't have drunk so much in the pub, but I might get nuked tonight, so I might as well get drunk and fucked in case it is my last night.

I am on the wine.

Enjoy your evening and let us know what you get up to.

 

[joclfc]

I am on the wine.

Enjoy your evening and let us know what you get up to.

Chardonnay?