Anyone from the UK?

[joclfc]

Haha I feel so pampered.

Be quite tonight cos my bins are going out

 

[TheMarksman]

anyway. I need a bath. With salts. And a massage.

I think I’ll join you.

 

[Anastasia1999]

alright, Dad. Jeez. I had my keys and I didn't wake no-one up, alright?!!

hehe - was home about 2.30am.

Jealous. I don‘t remember how long it has been since I saw that time.

 

[joclfc]

Jealous. I don‘t remember how long it has been since I saw that time.

I bet you were a late night girl in the day Ana?

 

[lingus60]

Gotta love your chat up lines!

 

[joclfc]

Jealous. I don‘t remember how long it has been since I saw that time.

Well we'll all have a night out with @Wand3rlust, she'll show us a great time out

 

[Yesok1]

anyway. I need a bath. With salts. And a massage.

If you supply the bath, I'll supply the bubbles!

 

[joclfc]

Gotta love your chat up lines!

I'm 56, I just babble mate

 

[Anastasia1999]

I bet you were a late night girl in the day Ana?

Yeah, back in the last century when I was still visible to others.

 

[Yesok1]

I knew I shouldn't have done. I ventured into the politics thread. Homophobic slurs.

 

[joclfc]

Yeah, back in the last century when I was still visible to others.

Well I'll hop on a ferry catch an overnight to yours and we'll paint Berlin red again my Princess

 

[lingus60]

I knew I shouldn't have done. I ventured into the politics thread. Homophobic slurs.

Repeat after me:

I must not venture into the politics thread
I must not venture into the politics thread
I must not venture into the politics thread

Just say no!

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

Yeah, back in the last century when I was still visible to others.

Ana, I’m sure you know this, but you’re beautiful, and you’re seen here. We see you.

Just not in a creepy binoculars through the windows way.

Or maybe some of us do.

I don’t know. I had too much white wine whilst cooking.

 

[Wriggle]

anyway. I need a bath. With salts. And a massage.

Is that his pet name?

 

[Anastasia1999]

Ana, I’m sure you know this, but you’re beautiful, and you’re seen here. We see you.

Just not in a creepy binoculars through the windows way.

Or maybe some of us do.

I don’t know. I had too much white wine whilst cooking.

Thank you. That is kind of you.

Enjoy your wine!!

 

[Yesok1]

Oh, they lost. Going home now, WSL Arsenal v Bristol City. This is doing my partners head in. An afternoon of football, lol.

 

[lingus60]

London 23M

??? Is that your sat nav telling you you're 23 miles away? Thanks for letting us know

 

[Yesok1]

Could be he has a 23m boat in London.

Maybe he has narcolepsy and fell asleep, still to type the rest of his message.

 

[lingus60]

Or part of a postcode? Don't recognise it though

 

[Wand3rlust]

haha very funny! just that I'm a 23yo guy actually

So. Where have you been for 4 years?

I cba to ask all the other questions.
Can you cook breakfast?

 

[Yesok1]

Oh he's actually a 23 year old guy. One for @Wand3rlust to scare off, @Daisy_Love to decide if he's gorgeous, @AmandaKellyUK to take down or @RosewoodTulip to help out.

Oh Hang on that's my crush list again!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I am NOT scary.

I.
Am.
Adorable.

 

[lingus60]

haha very funny! just that I'm a 23yo guy actually

Hey; it's a friendly thread; banter and more banter mainly

 

[Yesok1]

I am NOT scary.

I.
Am.
Adorable.

It's responses like that... oh never mind. I'm off to have my bean flicked by some gorgeous fingers

 

[Hector01]

??? Is that your sat nav telling you you're 23 miles away? Thanks for letting us know

I think theyre looking for a male who's 23. I'm too old sorry