Anyone from the UK?

[lingus60]

I knew I shouldn't have done. I ventured into the politics thread. Homophobic slurs.

Repeat after me:

I must not venture into the politics thread
I must not venture into the politics thread
I must not venture into the politics thread

Just say no!

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

Yeah, back in the last century when I was still visible to others.

Ana, I’m sure you know this, but you’re beautiful, and you’re seen here. We see you.

Just not in a creepy binoculars through the windows way.

Or maybe some of us do.

I don’t know. I had too much white wine whilst cooking.

 

[Wriggle]

anyway. I need a bath. With salts. And a massage.

Is that his pet name?

 

[Anastasia1999]

Ana, I’m sure you know this, but you’re beautiful, and you’re seen here. We see you.

Just not in a creepy binoculars through the windows way.

Or maybe some of us do.

I don’t know. I had too much white wine whilst cooking.

Thank you. That is kind of you.

Enjoy your wine!!

 

[Yesok1]

Oh, they lost. Going home now, WSL Arsenal v Bristol City. This is doing my partners head in. An afternoon of football, lol.

 

[lingus60]

London 23M

??? Is that your sat nav telling you you're 23 miles away? Thanks for letting us know

 

[Yesok1]

Could be he has a 23m boat in London.

Maybe he has narcolepsy and fell asleep, still to type the rest of his message.

 

[lingus60]

Or part of a postcode? Don't recognise it though

 

[Wand3rlust]

haha very funny! just that I'm a 23yo guy actually

So. Where have you been for 4 years?

I cba to ask all the other questions.
Can you cook breakfast?

 

[Yesok1]

Oh he's actually a 23 year old guy. One for @Wand3rlust to scare off, @Daisy_Love to decide if he's gorgeous, @AmandaKellyUK to take down or @RosewoodTulip to help out.

Oh Hang on that's my crush list again!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I am NOT scary.

I.
Am.
Adorable.

 

[lingus60]

haha very funny! just that I'm a 23yo guy actually

Hey; it's a friendly thread; banter and more banter mainly

 

[Yesok1]

I am NOT scary.

I.
Am.
Adorable.

It's responses like that... oh never mind. I'm off to have my bean flicked by some gorgeous fingers

 

[Hector01]

??? Is that your sat nav telling you you're 23 miles away? Thanks for letting us know

I think theyre looking for a male who's 23. I'm too old sorry

 

[Yesok1]

I think theyre looking for a male who's 23. I'm too old sorry

Oh, I'm a lez, so no good either...

 

[lingus60]

Oh he's actually a 23 year old guy. One for @Wand3rlust to scare off, @Daisy_Love to decide if he's gorgeous, @AmandaKellyUK to take down or @RosewoodTulip to help out.

Oh Hang on that's my crush list again!

Your list never changes!!!

 

[Yesok1]

Your list never changes!!!

I know who my crushes are, and one day I might get one of those on my list

You lucky, lucky ladies.

 

[lingus60]

I am NOT scary.

I.
Am.
Adorable.

On phone reminder list:
@Wand3rlust is adorable
@Wand3rlust is adorable
@Wand3rlust is adorable

 

[Yesok1]

On phone reminder list:
@Wand3rlust is adorable
@Wand3rlust is adorable
@Wand3rlust is adorable

On phone reminder.
Stop referring to crush list!

 

[joclfc]

So. Where have you been for 4 years?

I cba to ask all the other questions.
Can you cook breakfast?

It's not 7pm yet, and you're craving breakfast already

 

[Yesok1]

I'm off to get fingered and more. Hopefully more.

I probably shouldn't have drunk so much in the pub, but I might get nuked tonight, so I might as well get drunk and fucked in case it is my last night.

 

[joclfc]

I'm off to get fingered and more. Hopefully more.

I probably shouldn't have drunk so much in the pub, but I might get nuked tonight, so I might as well get drunk and fucked in case it is my last night.

Have you hid the coke you forgot about?

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

Oh he's actually a 23 year old guy. One for @Wand3rlust to scare off, @Daisy_Love to decide if he's gorgeous, @AmandaKellyUK to take down or @RosewoodTulip to help out.

Oh Hang on that's my crush list again!

Unbelievable

 

[lingus60]

I'm off to get fingered and more. Hopefully more.

I probably shouldn't have drunk so much in the pub, but I might get nuked tonight, so I might as well get drunk and fucked in case it is my last night.

Never heard it being referred to as getting nuked before but have fun anyway

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

I need more wine, surely. This thread is making even less sense than normal.