Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Are you insinuating that I don't wear my gown & sceptre everywhere?

Doesn't everyone?

 

[Mr_bogey]

It's Bluetooth, long distance & button controlled. Their toys are the BEST because they're fun solo or with a partner, or long distance!!!!

What app do I need?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you insinuating that I don't wear my gown & sceptre everywhere?

No, I’m saying you know you’re always being recognized and recalled.

 

[Mr_bogey]

First of all, the list of who has my app invite is more exclusive than the guest list at a royal wedding, and much shorter than it's insertable length...and you won't get on it with a "your" like that

Have you met me?

 

[MindYaBitness]

What app do I need?

You're on my shit list, not my app list

 

[dawn_of_night]

Have you met me?

Nope.

 

[Mr_bogey]

You're on my shit list, not my app list

 

[Codeman93]

You're on my shit list, not my app list

Asking for a friend how would one get off said shit list just incase I find myself there one day?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You know @Kitty_so_frisky is doing her due diligence, when she’s laughing at a post you made at 8am

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You know @Kitty_so_frisky is doing her due diligence, when she’s laughing at a post you made at 8am

It makes me feel appreciated. And that is some serious dedication to the thread

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I can miss a day of either. I can miss more than a day of either. But it doesn’t happen often lol

I go thru withdrawals from no coffee. Pretty bad. No Alcohol I just get grumpy and eat more.

I choose to not have a day without coffee. I can do it but why torture myself?

Pro tip: don’t let yourself get severely iron-deficiency anemic Doesn’t mix with caffeine

I’m flattered, but no cappuccino machine.
But getting my hands dirty grinding the beans myself? Absolutely

I could definitely picture you making your own biscotti to dunk in your coffee though

Sometimes I have sex dreams about my favorite people. And those can be deeply satisfying.
Sometimes I have "motherfucker got run over by a train" dreams about my least favorite people. And those can also be deeply satisfying.

Good morning, everyone!

I want to hear about your dreams... Who did you fuck?

Who got run over?

*nods*

Right?! We need details!

Who did I fuck? Not a Litster.
Who got run over? Not telling.

So…you’re saying the person who got run over by a train WAS a Litster? Do tell!

 

[Codeman93]

You know @Kitty_so_frisky is doing her due diligence, when she’s laughing at a post you made at 8am

That’s more then due diligence, that’s not missing a fucking thing

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You know @Kitty_so_frisky is doing her due diligence, when she’s laughing at a post you made at 8am

She’s the best. So much dopamine!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

You know @Kitty_so_frisky is doing her due diligence, when she’s laughing at a post you made at 8am

It makes me feel appreciated. And that is some serious dedication to the thread

That’s more then due diligence, that’s not missing a fucking thing

She’s the best. So much dopamine!

1) The FOMO is so fucking real!
2) I was *cough* VERY happily occupied last night and this morning. I regret nothing!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

1) The FOMO is so fucking real!
2) I was *cough* VERY happily occupied last night and this morning. I regret nothing!

I want stories to live vicariously through you!

 

[Codeman93]

1) The FOMO is so fucking real!
2) I was *cough* VERY happily occupied last night and this morning. I regret nothing!

Why you should work for the government

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I'm outty 5000. See y'all tomorrow.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

At least @morelikeasong was lovely in her taunting, you are just greedy and selfish with the thread’s naked butler.

Oh so he’s the thread’s butler now, huh?

I dreamed about making breakfast for a Litster. It was nice.


Yours sounds more exciting.

That depends…what did you make and who did you have for breakfast?

Hope all you pervs have a great weekend filled with sex and coffee.

At least one of those!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm outty 5000. See y'all tomorrow.

Good night!

 

[UnquietDreams]

That depends…what did you make and who did you have for breakfast?

Pancakes and coffee. I make outstanding pancakes. My Granmother's recipe. And no one was had, it was very... sweet.

Then it got weird, but it was my dream after all...

 

[Codeman93]

Pancakes and coffee. I make outstanding pancakes. My Granmother's recipe. And no one was had, it was very... sweet.

Then it got weird, but it was my dream after all...

Fuck I could go for some pancakes

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fuck I could go for some pancakes

Well, next time I dream I am making pancakes I will save you some. But you weren't there, so I didn't know to.

 

[Codeman93]

Well, next time I dream I am making pancakes I will save you some. But you weren't there, so I didn't know to.

I appreciate you

 

[UnquietDreams]

I appreciate you

Thank you.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I think i have to beat it.
I mean, get off lit, you pervs. Thank you everyone for keeping me socialized