"Well, I've topped your fluid levels, and everything looks perfect there. And your safety inspection is complete, so you should be safe, which is a priority with me. Is there anything else I can do for you this evening?"
I got snipped after 2 kids. Late-ish 20s. My wife signed the required release form but I didn’t get it done right away. When I went to make my appointment she’d changed her mind and resented me for quite a while. She thanks me regularly now, though.Part of the deal with me agreeing to have kids was that when we were done, he'd get snipped. We've got three kids, only the first was planned. After birth control baby #2, he immediately made his apptEither I'm too fertile, or he's too potent, or both. Either way, I sleep easier with us both being effectively sterilized!
I think there is something you can help me with in the bedroom... mind coming with me?
Tie me face down to the bed, gag me, and screw me all night long?
Oh, very. Most of my customer service skills (and I was a customer service trainer for a while) came from maybe flirting a bit at the gas station.
So… you do customer service and flirting… how are you with ropes? And… um… hardware?
Your emoji is broken.In Sweden it is already tomorrow, so, happy birthday to him!
Quit swearing. My baby is 21 and I refuse to acknowledge that she's an "adult"Your emoji is broken.
18 means he's an adult.....
He's a baby.Your emoji is broken.
18 means he's an adult.....
You too. 18 is a big birthday. Can't have him disappointed.What??? No way!!! I've seen your pics! You look like you are 23 at most... no way you gave birth at 4 years old!
Truly, Happy birthday to your son, and you are even more amazing now than ever.
Crap, mine turns 19 this month. And three days later, I turn 56.
My son is a physician, and he’s not an adult as far as I can figure.
They're always our babies...
Your emoji is broken.
18 means he's an adult.....
Is this some Swedish thing?
:O I found something you're not familiar with! It's from the IRC chat days. /slap command sent a "<name> slaps <victim> around with a large trout" message.
So you are a Taurus? *totally not making up a chart*
As difficult as a toddler might be in your 40s, imagine trying to deal w/a HS aged kid in your mid 50s? I laugh at my friends in that situation constantly. One was at a game last week and got the best question:Right? I was just half a month into being 22. I cannot imagine having a baby at this age. I'd die. There's no way I'd do that to myself on purpose.
Yeah, but it's recently occurred to me that I could become a grandma in my 40s! Not that I think that will happen but it could.As difficult as a toddler might be in your 40s, imagine trying to deal w/a HS aged kid in your mid 50s? I laugh at my friends in that situation constantly. One was at a game last week and got the best question:
"Who's grandparent are you?"
Yes. Born the day before Shakespeare's birthday, and didn't that annoy me for years? "Come on, birth mom, you couldn't wait one more day? That would have been cool!"
My daughter seems determined to make me a Nana before I'm 50. Rude.
Priceless!As difficult as a toddler might be in your 40s, imagine trying to deal w/a HS aged kid in your mid 50s? I laugh at my friends in that situation constantly. One was at a game last week and got the best question:
"Who's grandparent are you?"
So rude. How dare she!? Lol
I should have commented on this earlier... but I absolutely, love this!!! That is so awesome!!!
