deft
Brit’ish
- Joined
- Feb 18, 2002
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Oh, you're a treasure...It'll be a while though...

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Oh, you're a treasure...It'll be a while though...
Ok, can you get my coffee first if you are gonna be awhile with her? Please and thank you.Oh, you're a treasure...![]()
No. He can't. Make your own coffee.Ok, can you get my coffee first if you are gonna be awhile with her? Please and thank you.
At least @morelikeasong was lovely in her taunting, you are just greedy and selfish with the thread’s naked butler.No. He can't. Make your own coffee.![]()
Ok, can you get my coffee first if you are gonna be awhile with her? Please and thank you.
We could all get coffee together?No. He can't. Make your own coffee.![]()
I made a whole pot. I’ll be your nude butler.At least @morelikeasong was lovely in her taunting, you are just greedy and selfish with the thread’s naked butler.
I think you win!I made a whole pot. I’ll be your nude butler.
Sorry babe.At least @morelikeasong was lovely in her taunting, you are just greedy and selfish with the thread’s naked butler.
Ok, this morning just took a turn for the wonderful.I made a whole pot. I’ll be your nude butler.
1) you are definitely not sorry
Definitely not sorry for sure... But I'm trying to be nicer.1) you are definitely not sorry
2) I forgot what I was going to say (bites knuckle)
3) oh yeah, I just remembered, what about the coffee in your coffee?
I keep telling people that I am. I'm glad someone finally realizes that it's the truth. LolOh, you're a treasure...![]()
I dreamed about making breakfast for a Litster. It was nice.Who did I fuck? Not a Litster.
Who got run over? Not telling.
I want a nude butler!I made a whole pot. I’ll be your nude butler.
Thank you. Some of us are just rolling out of bed and haven't had our coffee yet.Also I just need to remind people of the rules of lit. I know it's early so I will take pity.
Of course. Happy to be of service. LolThank you. Some of us are just rolling out of bed and haven't had our coffee yet.
Same question applies to you...I dreamed about making breakfast for a Litster. It was nice.
Yours sounds more exciting.
Two beautiful faces this morning. *swoon*Sorry babe.![]()
No one got run over by a train in mine either.Same question applies to you...![]()
Utterly. Lovely.
Well, that fantasy you spoke of in Parlay had me adding some new things to my to do list...No one got run over by a train in mine either.
I don't make pancakes for just anyone. I also don't pancake and tell.