Sex toy reviews 🥒

[UnquietDreams]

The one I bought my wife has a flexible diaphragm at the base of the ‘sucker’ that moves in and out the create the suction. I presume they all use the same basic principle. It’s a fascinating little marvel and feels incredible on a man’s frenulum and nipples of all genders as well as clits. As a rough example of how it works, purse your lips, and push the tip of your tongue in and out. It will give a little puff of air, then draw it back in.

(Bolded for emphasis). Interesting. I have a frenulum vibrator that I love. I wonder if it is worth throwing the money out to try.

 

[Titsandclits]

@Titsandclits I finally posted my Nora review above

Thank you posting the review. My gf has a Nora and she loves it. We are a very long distance apart and remote feature is a super benefit. I have the Calor and use it in conjunction with her Nora. She cums super quick. I agree with your comment about Nora going round and around, a thrusting action would be better. She also has Gravity and that has been a massive waste of money, however I have plans to press it into action the next time we are together. I'll let you know how that goes.

 

[Titsandclits]

I have such embarrassingly minimal experience with receiving oral that I can’t make a fair comparison
But yes, I agree, fucking incredible.

Oh no, I love going down on a girl, licking and sucking her to orgasm. Can I pop over sometime, I'd love to get intimate with you. Then you can demonstrate your wonderful collection of toys.

 

[MastersSlut1882]

I have the lovense Dolce and it's fantastic. Clit and vaginal stimulation. My go to toy if I don't want to put more effort in. Better than the Lush because of the clit vibration but much louder than the Lush.

The Lovense Flexer didn't work for me. Didn't seem to reach my clit and just wasn't impressed.

The latest clit sucker one, the Tenera. I'm on the fence. I have a womaniser (cant remember which one just know it was bloody expensive. I splashed out ) that is better than the Tenera but the Tenera isn't bad. It's just different to the Womaniser but not any better so possibly not worth the money.

Got plenty of other toys too. And just bought the Jollet after reading the opening post

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm not a fan of bullets. Found that out by puchasing one a few months ago. It's not powerful enough to get me there. It is okay for edging but is it really edging when there is no real threat of ever getting there? I use it in a pinch when my other toys are not charged because I forgot to... charge them.

Today it decided to just randomly turn on, not shut off by me trying to but rather shut off randomly and then come back on. I thought I would share.

It's giving me "Exorcist Vibes."

 

[morelikeasong]

It is okay for edging but is it really edging when there is no real threat of ever getting there?

My shower head has enough pressure to feel amazing but not quite enough to get me over the edge. I can get sooooo close though. I think it absolutely counts as edging it’s torturous enough to be such lol

 

[Lord Pmann]

I figure I should throw my masturbation expertise into this thread and be a producer, not just a consumer.

Cobra Libre



This odd looking toy has mostly sat in my pervert drawer for the last ten years. I used it a lot when I first got it. But then I kind of lost interest. However, the last few months I’ve rekindled my relationship with this thing.

It’s an odd looking thing, as most of you know how penises are shaped. Anyway, like most male sex toys, you just stick your dick in it.

It has different motor settings, from steady to the pulsating ones. I can’t stand most pulsating settings.

So here’s the good:

Due to the set up, you can kind of just place your cock in there and go- plug and play, so to speak. It’s best if you throw a good movie on and just chill. You can go hands free if you want to be particularly lazy or play with your nipples.

It is offers a very smooth but intense orgasm. Clean up is easy.

Here’s the bad:

It’s heavy and a little awkward. The shape is not quite ideal. I think they intended to make it shaped like a mouth. However, it’s just a little oddly shaped. It works best with some lube. But it does make cleanup harder.

Overall opinion:

The Cobra Libre is a good toy. I found a new love for it. It’s fun and a very relaxing experience. It’s not a super quick orgasm. But if you’ve got a little time, it’s worth it.

It’s also a really nice addition to oral sex. Like, you throw this on your dick and then crawl between the girls legs and go down on her. While you’re conducting a search for the man in the boat, your penis is getting some fantastic attention. I once timed it such that I was able to orgasm the same time she was. That fact is important because I want people to understand that this can be a good partner toy and, more importantly, I can make a girl cum from oral. I’m a pretty big deal.

My main complaints would be overall shape, its heavy weight and it could be more powerful.

I’d give this toy out of 5.

 

[morelikeasong]

It’s also a really nice addition to oral sex. Like, you throw this on your dick and then crawl between the girls legs and go down on her.

Oooh now this is a very interesting concept

Great review, thank you!!

 

[__Nathan1968]

Oooh now this is a very interesting concept

Great review, thank you!!

It’s like a lazy woman’s 69.

Edit - Or a MFR 3-way. (Male/female/robot)

 

[Lord Pmann]

It’s like a lazy woman’s 69.

Edit - Or a MFR 3-way. (Male/female/robot)

Haha. You’re not wrong. But actually it’s better. As much as I love the theory of 69, the execution is always meh for me. I feel like no one can put their best foot forward if their goodies are getting kicked at the same time. So this is a good compromise.

 

[morelikeasong]

I feel like no one can put their best foot forward if their goodies are getting kicked at the same time.

Please, no one kick my goodies

 

[UnquietDreams]

Please, no one kick my goodies

*adds to list* "Do not kick...goodies..."

 

[__Nathan1968]

*adds to list* "Do not kick...goodies..."

Does your list really need to include “don’t kick the goodies”? Seems like a concept that goes without documenting.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I figure I should throw my masturbation expertise into this thread and be a producer, not just a consumer.

Cobra Libre
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This odd looking toy has mostly sat in my pervert drawer for the last ten years. I used it a lot when I first got it. But then I kind of lost interest. However, the last few months I’ve rekindled my relationship with this thing.

It’s an odd looking thing, as most of you know how penises are shaped. Anyway, like most male sex toys, you just stick your dick in it.

It has different motor settings, from steady to the pulsating ones. I can’t stand most pulsating settings.

So here’s the good:

Due to the set up, you can kind of just place your cock in there and go- plug and play, so to speak. It’s best if you throw a good movie on and just chill. You can go hands free if you want to be particularly lazy or play with your nipples.

It is offers a very smooth but intense orgasm. Clean up is easy.

Here’s the bad:

It’s heavy and a little awkward. The shape is not quite ideal. I think they intended to make it shaped like a mouth. However, it’s just a little oddly shaped. It works best with some lube. But it does make cleanup harder.

Overall opinion:

The Cobra Libre is a good toy. I found a new love for it. It’s fun and a very relaxing experience. It’s not a super quick orgasm. But if you’ve got a little time, it’s worth it.

It’s also a really nice addition to oral sex. Like, you throw this on your dick and then crawl between the girls legs and go down on her. While you’re conducting a search for the man in the boat, your penis is getting some fantastic attention. I once timed it such that I was able to orgasm the same time she was. That fact is important because I want people to understand that this can be a good partner toy and, more importantly, I can make a girl cum from oral. I’m a pretty big deal.

My main complaints would be overall shape, its heavy weight and it could be more powerful.

I’d give this toy out of 5.

I have contemplated one of these. For one, I love the look. It looks like an early 1970s sex comedy idea of what a sex toy would look like in 2000. I like the idea of a partner toy as well. But the weight looks like a negative. I have a Satisfyer frenulum vibrator I should write up a review for.

Thank you for your review!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Does your list really need to include “don’t kick the goodies”? Seems like a concept that goes without documenting.

I don't kink shame, I just document.

Always refer to the documentation.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I have contemplated one of these. For one, I love the look. It looks like an early 1970s sex comedy idea of what a sex toy would look like in 2000. I like the idea of a partner toy as well. But the weight looks like a negative. I have a Satisfyer frenulum vibrator I should write up a review for.

Thank you for your review!

The weight is a down side. But it’s not problematic. It definitely gets the job done.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Haha. You’re not wrong. But actually it’s better. As much as I love the theory of 69, the execution is always meh for me. I feel like no one can put their best foot forward if their goodies are getting kicked at the same time. So this is a good compromise.

For me, it has been much more a concentration thing. I really love oral, on both sides of the experienced, so I hate being distracted from one or the other by one or the other. But the vibrator I have is more low-key, and I enjoy complementing my partner a lot, so it seems there would be much less need of that...

It’s like a lazy woman’s 69.

Edit - Or a MFR 3-way. (Male/female/robot)

View attachment 2336208

 

[Lord Pmann]

Speaking of fucking a robot, I got a new sex toy. And no, it’s not a robot fuckdoll.

It’s this.

Funny thing, apparently based on some pervy history of purchases, I was contacted by one of the sellers who wanted me to do a review of the sex toy. He asked if I would be willing to review it if I got it for free. So, having a willing dick, I decided to oblige.

The toy arrived and I was certain it couldn’t be right. The box was massive. Like I ordered an umbrella. And I’m sure you’re all thinking, “But pmann, you’re hung like a Clydesdale, isn’t that appropriate?”

Thank you for the consideration. But this looked too big and too heavy. Anyway, I unboxed it and it was, indeed, huge and heavy.

Below is a pic for reference. The total length is about the length from my elbow to the base of my wrist. It is WAY bigger in person than it appears in the pics on Amazon.

https://i.ibb.co/Rhbqg6n/IMG-6490.jpg

My first impression was that it was too big and heavy and it looked like I was fucking R2-D2’s bottom. I didn’t have high hopes. However, no sooner had my dick been lubed up and placed within its robot asshole, I realized I was wrong.

There are four buttons- a power button and three different modes/functions.

The toy has three basic functions- licking, sucking and twisting. The licking and twisting one have multiple different versions (I believe seven different settings per function). Here is a little detail about each of them.

1. Licking- there is a tongue shaped object in there. Does it feel like a tongue? Not really. Does it behave like one? Also not really. However, it does feel amazing and its lack of tongue legitimacy does not deter from its style. The different settings offer different intensities. Most (if not all) of the settings also have some sucking action paired along with it. That works nicely.

2. Sucking- this function used on its own is not super useful. It literally just suctions and then you wonder for a minute how you’ll get your dick out. I think that function is for people who are using it as a dick pump. That is not my reason for buying this. It can be paired with the twirling motion, but not the tongue (as sucking is pre-programmed into that one). I thought I would like the sucking function best, but it does nothing really. There aren’t multiple settings. You just press and hold and it creates suction until you release or until you get to the maximum level. It doesn’t have the easiest pressure release that I can find. When it’s at max setting, you aren’t just pulling your dick out. You will stretch it like Gumby if you do. Pressing the tongue button releases it.

3. The twirling/twisting motion is really good. I always have a problem with the resolution on sex toys. They usually don’t ramp up in small enough increments. They go from too slow to twist my dick off in one click. Again, I believe this has seven different settings and they were honestly all good. Pair these with the suction on the tongue/licking setting and you’re in for a good time. The first few settings are a consistent spinning that just increase in power. The next few are a bit different, some pulsing, some going back and forth. They are all great and I normally hate things that change up.

Here are the pros:

- It’s quite easy to use. I don’t like reading manuals and I sure as hell don’t want to read one for a sex toy. When it arrives, I want to start fucking it. This one was easy enough to figure out.

- The settings are all pretty good. Aside from the sucking by itself, I would use every one. They really are all good enough to make me cum.

- It didn’t take much getting used to. The settings immediately worked. It was comfortable for me to use. My dick and I were pleased.

- It’s easy to clean.

- It’s sturdy.

- It feels like it will last.

- It was cheap. I own some decently expensive toys from nicer brands like Lelo and, while it doesn’t have the refinement of something like a Lelo, it feels like it will last. It was around $50.

Here are the cons:

- I’d say the overall bulk and weight would be the biggest con for most people. I say most people because it didn’t really bother me at all like I thought it would. The size and weight actually made it easier to use. Some might not find that to be the case.

- I wouldn’t say this is one that you use for a quick orgasm. This takes some time.

- You have to use lube or your dick may catch on fire.

- It has a proprietary charger. Also not a big deal, nor is it uncommon. But I wish they all had USB chargers.

Overall:

This is, by far my favourite toy I’ve used. It’s the most intense orgasm I’ve had from a toy. It’s definitely a bargain at the price-point.

Buy if you like spending time with a toy and you are looking for an intense orgasm.

Skip if you are looking for something that is smaller and is good for a quickie.

Note: Be prepared to shut it off as soon as you cum if you’ve got a really sensitive dick after you cum. My dick is bi-polar and goes from wanting to be touched to hating to be looked at after it cums. If your dick and mine are kindred spirits, just be ready to hold the off button immediately after orgasm.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Speaking of fucking a robot, I got a new sex toy. And no, it’s not a robot fuckdoll.

It’s this.

Funny thing, apparently based on some pervy history of purchases, I was contacted by one of the sellers who wanted me to do a review of the sex toy. He asked if I would be willing to review it if I got it for free. So, having a willing dick, I decided to oblige.

The toy arrived and I was certain it couldn’t be right. The box was massive. Like I ordered an umbrella. And I’m sure you’re all thinking, “But pmann, you’re hung like a Clydesdale, isn’t that appropriate?”

Thank you for the consideration. But this looked too big and too heavy. Anyway, I unboxed it and it was, indeed, huge and heavy.

Below is a pic for reference. The total length is about the length from my elbow to the base of my wrist. It is WAY bigger in person than it appears in the pics on Amazon.

https://i.ibb.co/Rhbqg6n/IMG-6490.jpg

My first impression was that it was too big and heavy and it looked like I was fucking R2-D2’s bottom. I didn’t have high hopes. However, no sooner had my dick been lubed up and placed within its robot asshole, I realized I was wrong.

There are four buttons- a power button and three different modes/functions.

The toy has three basic functions- licking, sucking and twisting. The licking and twisting one have multiple different versions (I believe seven different settings per function). Here is a little detail about each of them.

1. Licking- there is a tongue shaped object in there. Does it feel like a tongue? Not really. Does it behave like one? Also not really. However, it does feel amazing and its lack of tongue legitimacy does not deter from its style. The different settings offer different intensities. Most (if not all) of the settings also have some sucking action paired along with it. That works nicely.

2. Sucking- this function used on its own is not super useful. It literally just suctions and then you wonder for a minute how you’ll get your dick out. I think that function is for people who are using it as a dick pump. That is not my reason for buying this. It can be paired with the twirling motion, but not the tongue (as sucking is pre-programmed into that one). I thought I would like the sucking function best, but it does nothing really. There aren’t multiple settings. You just press and hold and it creates suction until you release or until you get to the maximum level. It doesn’t have the easiest pressure release that I can find. When it’s at max setting, you aren’t just pulling your dick out. You will stretch it like Gumby if you do. Pressing the tongue button releases it.

3. The twirling/twisting motion is really good. I always have a problem with the resolution on sex toys. They usually don’t ramp up in small enough increments. They go from too slow to twist my dick off in one click. Again, I believe this has seven different settings and they were honestly all good. Pair these with the suction on the tongue/licking setting and you’re in for a good time. The first few settings are a consistent spinning that just increase in power. The next few are a bit different, some pulsing, some going back and forth. They are all great and I normally hate things that change up.

Here are the pros:

- It’s quite easy to use. I don’t like reading manuals and I sure as hell don’t want to read one for a sex toy. When it arrives, I want to start fucking it. This one was easy enough to figure out.

- The settings are all pretty good. Aside from the sucking by itself, I would use every one. They really are all good enough to make me cum.

- It didn’t take much getting used to. The settings immediately worked. It was comfortable for me to use. My dick and I were pleased.

- It’s easy to clean.

- It’s sturdy.

- It feels like it will last.

- It was cheap. I own some decently expensive toys from nicer brands like Lelo and, while it doesn’t have the refinement of something like a Lelo, it feels like it will last. It was around $50.

Here are the cons:

- I’d say the overall bulk and weight would be the biggest con for most people. I say most people because it didn’t really bother me at all like I thought it would. The size and weight actually made it easier to use. Some might not find that to be the case.

- I wouldn’t say this is one that you use for a quick orgasm. This takes some time.

- You have to use lube or your dick may catch on fire.

- It has a proprietary charger. Also not a big deal, nor is it uncommon. But I wish they all had USB chargers.

Overall:

This is, by far my favourite toy I’ve used. It’s the most intense orgasm I’ve had from a toy. It’s definitely a bargain at the price-point.

Buy if you like spending time with a toy and you are looking for an intense orgasm.

Skip if you are looking for something that is smaller and is good for a quickie.

Note: Be prepared to shut it off as soon as you cum if you’ve got a really sensitive dick after you cum. My dick is bi-polar and goes from wanting to be touched to hating to be looked at after it cums. If your dick and mine are kindred spirits, just be ready to hold the off button immediately after orgasm.

You had me sold at “fucking R2-D2’s bottom”.

Plus, science:

 

[morelikeasong]

Speaking of fucking a robot, I got a new sex toy. And no, it’s not a robot fuckdoll.

It’s this.

Funny thing, apparently based on some pervy history of purchases, I was contacted by one of the sellers who wanted me to do a review of the sex toy. He asked if I would be willing to review it if I got it for free. So, having a willing dick, I decided to oblige.

The toy arrived and I was certain it couldn’t be right. The box was massive. Like I ordered an umbrella. And I’m sure you’re all thinking, “But pmann, you’re hung like a Clydesdale, isn’t that appropriate?”

Thank you for the consideration. But this looked too big and too heavy. Anyway, I unboxed it and it was, indeed, huge and heavy.

Below is a pic for reference. The total length is about the length from my elbow to the base of my wrist. It is WAY bigger in person than it appears in the pics on Amazon.

https://i.ibb.co/Rhbqg6n/IMG-6490.jpg

My first impression was that it was too big and heavy and it looked like I was fucking R2-D2’s bottom. I didn’t have high hopes. However, no sooner had my dick been lubed up and placed within its robot asshole, I realized I was wrong.

There are four buttons- a power button and three different modes/functions.

The toy has three basic functions- licking, sucking and twisting. The licking and twisting one have multiple different versions (I believe seven different settings per function). Here is a little detail about each of them.

1. Licking- there is a tongue shaped object in there. Does it feel like a tongue? Not really. Does it behave like one? Also not really. However, it does feel amazing and its lack of tongue legitimacy does not deter from its style. The different settings offer different intensities. Most (if not all) of the settings also have some sucking action paired along with it. That works nicely.

2. Sucking- this function used on its own is not super useful. It literally just suctions and then you wonder for a minute how you’ll get your dick out. I think that function is for people who are using it as a dick pump. That is not my reason for buying this. It can be paired with the twirling motion, but not the tongue (as sucking is pre-programmed into that one). I thought I would like the sucking function best, but it does nothing really. There aren’t multiple settings. You just press and hold and it creates suction until you release or until you get to the maximum level. It doesn’t have the easiest pressure release that I can find. When it’s at max setting, you aren’t just pulling your dick out. You will stretch it like Gumby if you do. Pressing the tongue button releases it.

3. The twirling/twisting motion is really good. I always have a problem with the resolution on sex toys. They usually don’t ramp up in small enough increments. They go from too slow to twist my dick off in one click. Again, I believe this has seven different settings and they were honestly all good. Pair these with the suction on the tongue/licking setting and you’re in for a good time. The first few settings are a consistent spinning that just increase in power. The next few are a bit different, some pulsing, some going back and forth. They are all great and I normally hate things that change up.

Here are the pros:

- It’s quite easy to use. I don’t like reading manuals and I sure as hell don’t want to read one for a sex toy. When it arrives, I want to start fucking it. This one was easy enough to figure out.

- The settings are all pretty good. Aside from the sucking by itself, I would use every one. They really are all good enough to make me cum.

- It didn’t take much getting used to. The settings immediately worked. It was comfortable for me to use. My dick and I were pleased.

- It’s easy to clean.

- It’s sturdy.

- It feels like it will last.

- It was cheap. I own some decently expensive toys from nicer brands like Lelo and, while it doesn’t have the refinement of something like a Lelo, it feels like it will last. It was around $50.

Here are the cons:

- I’d say the overall bulk and weight would be the biggest con for most people. I say most people because it didn’t really bother me at all like I thought it would. The size and weight actually made it easier to use. Some might not find that to be the case.

- I wouldn’t say this is one that you use for a quick orgasm. This takes some time.

- You have to use lube or your dick may catch on fire.

- It has a proprietary charger. Also not a big deal, nor is it uncommon. But I wish they all had USB chargers.

Overall:

This is, by far my favourite toy I’ve used. It’s the most intense orgasm I’ve had from a toy. It’s definitely a bargain at the price-point.

Buy if you like spending time with a toy and you are looking for an intense orgasm.

Skip if you are looking for something that is smaller and is good for a quickie.

Note: Be prepared to shut it off as soon as you cum if you’ve got a really sensitive dick after you cum. My dick is bi-polar and goes from wanting to be touched to hating to be looked at after it cums. If your dick and mine are kindred spirits, just be ready to hold the off button immediately after orgasm.

This review is so good it makes me wish I had a dick to try it

 

[Justabaldguy70]

This review is so good it makes me wish I had a dick to try it

I can lend you mine

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Speaking of fucking a robot, I got a new sex toy. And no, it’s not a robot fuckdoll.

It’s this.

Funny thing, apparently based on some pervy history of purchases, I was contacted by one of the sellers who wanted me to do a review of the sex toy. He asked if I would be willing to review it if I got it for free. So, having a willing dick, I decided to oblige.

The toy arrived and I was certain it couldn’t be right. The box was massive. Like I ordered an umbrella. And I’m sure you’re all thinking, “But pmann, you’re hung like a Clydesdale, isn’t that appropriate?”

Thank you for the consideration. But this looked too big and too heavy. Anyway, I unboxed it and it was, indeed, huge and heavy.

Below is a pic for reference. The total length is about the length from my elbow to the base of my wrist. It is WAY bigger in person than it appears in the pics on Amazon.

https://i.ibb.co/Rhbqg6n/IMG-6490.jpg

My first impression was that it was too big and heavy and it looked like I was fucking R2-D2’s bottom. I didn’t have high hopes. However, no sooner had my dick been lubed up and placed within its robot asshole, I realized I was wrong.

There are four buttons- a power button and three different modes/functions.

The toy has three basic functions- licking, sucking and twisting. The licking and twisting one have multiple different versions (I believe seven different settings per function). Here is a little detail about each of them.

1. Licking- there is a tongue shaped object in there. Does it feel like a tongue? Not really. Does it behave like one? Also not really. However, it does feel amazing and its lack of tongue legitimacy does not deter from its style. The different settings offer different intensities. Most (if not all) of the settings also have some sucking action paired along with it. That works nicely.

2. Sucking- this function used on its own is not super useful. It literally just suctions and then you wonder for a minute how you’ll get your dick out. I think that function is for people who are using it as a dick pump. That is not my reason for buying this. It can be paired with the twirling motion, but not the tongue (as sucking is pre-programmed into that one). I thought I would like the sucking function best, but it does nothing really. There aren’t multiple settings. You just press and hold and it creates suction until you release or until you get to the maximum level. It doesn’t have the easiest pressure release that I can find. When it’s at max setting, you aren’t just pulling your dick out. You will stretch it like Gumby if you do. Pressing the tongue button releases it.

3. The twirling/twisting motion is really good. I always have a problem with the resolution on sex toys. They usually don’t ramp up in small enough increments. They go from too slow to twist my dick off in one click. Again, I believe this has seven different settings and they were honestly all good. Pair these with the suction on the tongue/licking setting and you’re in for a good time. The first few settings are a consistent spinning that just increase in power. The next few are a bit different, some pulsing, some going back and forth. They are all great and I normally hate things that change up.

Here are the pros:

- It’s quite easy to use. I don’t like reading manuals and I sure as hell don’t want to read one for a sex toy. When it arrives, I want to start fucking it. This one was easy enough to figure out.

- The settings are all pretty good. Aside from the sucking by itself, I would use every one. They really are all good enough to make me cum.

- It didn’t take much getting used to. The settings immediately worked. It was comfortable for me to use. My dick and I were pleased.

- It’s easy to clean.

- It’s sturdy.

- It feels like it will last.

- It was cheap. I own some decently expensive toys from nicer brands like Lelo and, while it doesn’t have the refinement of something like a Lelo, it feels like it will last. It was around $50.

Here are the cons:

- I’d say the overall bulk and weight would be the biggest con for most people. I say most people because it didn’t really bother me at all like I thought it would. The size and weight actually made it easier to use. Some might not find that to be the case.

- I wouldn’t say this is one that you use for a quick orgasm. This takes some time.

- You have to use lube or your dick may catch on fire.

- It has a proprietary charger. Also not a big deal, nor is it uncommon. But I wish they all had USB chargers.

Overall:

This is, by far my favourite toy I’ve used. It’s the most intense orgasm I’ve had from a toy. It’s definitely a bargain at the price-point.

Buy if you like spending time with a toy and you are looking for an intense orgasm.

Skip if you are looking for something that is smaller and is good for a quickie.

Note: Be prepared to shut it off as soon as you cum if you’ve got a really sensitive dick after you cum. My dick is bi-polar and goes from wanting to be touched to hating to be looked at after it cums. If your dick and mine are kindred spirits, just be ready to hold the off button immediately after orgasm.

How do you clean male sex toys?
Is this toy better than a shop vac?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I can lend you mine

Is that the ultimate dick trick? How does that even work?

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Is that the ultimate dick trick? How does that even work?

For science sake I am willing to try

 

[__Nathan1968]

For science sake I am willing to try

Rhymes with hobbit.