Wat's Guns-N-Stuff Thread

[Wat_Tyler]

They make it so much fun, the way they cry after a skinned knee.

I like it better when the school nurse applies the merthiolate

Funny you mention that. I bought some a few years ago to see if it was as bad as I remembered. It wasn't, but it does sting. Of course, I'm not 5 anymore, either.

 

[wizzard426]

 

[Wat_Tyler]

That little girl was hard on Big Bird!!!

 

[wizzard426]

I told my nephew that big bird was dead, Barney killed him

He is 35 now and still mad that I ruined his childhood

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I told my nephew that big bird was dead, Barney killed him

He is 35 now and still mad that I ruined his childhood

Okay, that's kinda harsh.


I did ruin Barney for a kid by telling him that Barney has green spots on his butt. Don't know why that did it, but it did it.

 

[wizzard426]

Okay, that's kinda harsh.


I did ruin Barney for a kid by telling him that Barney has green spots on his butt. Don't know why that did it, but it did it.

He was 15 at the time!

 

[wizzard426]

Kids. That isn't how sex works.

Perhaps that's why cunti is so butthurt. The subtle nuances of self pleasure are just beyond her grasp

 

[Wat_Tyler]

He was 15 at the time!

He was past due to have it ruined then. The kid I ruined it for was 5.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I told my nephew that big bird was dead, Barney killed him

He is 35 now and still mad that I ruined his childhood

And unlike Wat, you kept your clothes on the entire time!

 

[Bn2f]

The lame jokes are the same.
The fear and insecurities are the same.
The ignorance is the same.
Only the alts change.

 

[wizzard426]

Your tears are just as sweet as ever!

The lame jokes are the same.
The fear and insecurities are the same.
The ignorance is the same.
Only the alts change.

Will you be doing an encore?

 

[coati]

Awwww, poor cunti, you must eat a bunch of ramen to be this envious!

You apparently are not aware that your posts sound like those of a fourth grade boy on a playground.

 

[Rightguide]

It’s like listening to your nephew talk about his Pokémon collection.

You should probably grab your pearls and hide.

 

[Rightguide]

Not sure what gig means. For me, I don't carry and have never been in a situation where I would want a gun. So I would assume there would be one and that is where a gun makes you feel safe

^^^
I knew it, a shut in.

 

[ll74]

^^^
I knew it, a shut in.

Why are you commenting on something from a year ago?

And wtf is a shut-in?

 

[wizzard426]

Why are you commenting on something from a year ago?

And wtf is a shut-in?

You comment on shit from 20 years ago

 

[ll74]

You comment on shit from 20 years ago

Wtf are you talking about?

 

[HisArpy]

You should probably grab your pearls and hide.

She can't afford pearls. Pearls are how you tell the difference between the Bolsheviks and the Bourgeoisie.

 

[wizzard426]

She can't afford pearls. Pearls are how you tell the difference between the Bolsheviks and the Bourgeoisie.

She could beg for a pearl necklace, I would send her home with a just banged the neighbors rottweiler look on her face

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

You should probably grab your pearls and hide.

The phrase you’re looking for is clutch your pearls.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

She can't afford pearls. Pearls are how you tell the difference between the Bolsheviks and the Bourgeoisie.

I’ve got my mom’s pearls. About the only time I wear them is when I go to the opera.

 

[DroolinFool]

And dish out a serious hurtin', too.


I read somewhere once that those were 100,000-round receivers. That's some heavy duty shit.

Will be passing both of mine down through multiple generations. With a few sardine cans of Danish backstock.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Will be passing both of mine down through multiple generations. With a few sardine cans of Danish backstock.

I just have the one. A 1952 model SA. I'm thinking of collecting all 4, but not this year. I'd like a WW2 SA, too.


I have a shottie to buy first.

 

[Rightguide]

Why are you commenting on something from a year ago?

And wtf is a shut-in?

The dictionary is your friend:

shut-in​

shŭt′ĭn″​

noun​

1. A person confined indoors by illness or disability.

 

[ll74]

The dictionary is your friend:

shut-in​

shŭt′ĭn″​

noun​

1. A person confined indoors by illness or disability.

First of all, this is complete horseshit based on your ascriptions. Secondly,.this is not, at all, a response to my comment, from a year ago.....so I'm still baffled what motivated.you to seek it out and respond.to it