Siren songs and helicockters

[Amanda330]

She had boobs. Chicks before dicks.

As much as I love boobs, and they are certainly glorious, dick will always reign supreme for me, personally.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I was furiously doing... stuff, for sure.

She was masturbating, everyone. Did you hear that? I’ve got witnesses.

 

[Lord Pmann]

To be fair, I did post a Rick trick. Close enough.

 

[lavendersilk]

To be fair, I did post a Rick trick. Close enough.

What is a "Rick trick?" Where you never give up, or let down... your dick?

 

[Photog1rl]

Where are all these tricks that were supposed to be happening?

just PM yours to me I’ll review it and let you know if you should share it.

You should share it.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I would like to announce a thread wide disappointment in the men here... There have been no dick tricks posted in faaaaar too long. What is lit coming (cumming?) to???

I want dick and I want it now.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/cyoN6pC6kek2A/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952c8qritfe2422wdr1azb6be4xqnawbncwgo7frf6i&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

I second this!

Yup. I love you

I've found the more I ask, the less they actually send dick.

Maybe we gotta play hard to get... use reverse psychology... like... I really don't want to see @Lmizzler's helicopter again. Definitely don't want to see any of the ghost dicks I missed. Or any cock pops. Nothing from @_Bandit_ or @Guido414 or @UnquietDreams or @hotoldrguy. Surely, i do not want to see any dicks at all.

 

[Amanda330]

You could always quench our thirst...

 

[MindYaBitness]

You could always quench our thirst...

Ya @Mr_bogey oblige the nice lady! Would you be so callus as to let us her die of thirst!?!?

 

[Amanda330]

Ya @Mr_bogey oblige the nice lady! Would you be so callus as to let us her die of thirst!?!?

https://media2.giphy.com/media/IsodAvGXf3JJ1oBafa/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ug0l949ign1zv7ys8h4cp183p3e5nt6q8gprrt3c&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Nicefella]

As much as I love boobs, and they are certainly glorious, dick will always reign supreme for me, personally.

And this is why you da bestest

 

[Mr_bogey]

You could always quench our thirst...

Ya @Mr_bogey oblige the nice lady! Would you be so callus as to let us her die of thirst!?!?

 

[Amanda330]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/57VKVucXSx1tl0wvAU/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952wumn9mrx246l67xq1waexpxph1ybqoaiy1bw2dhc&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[MindYaBitness]

And...https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdG42MXJnNmhqeDV1emNmcGlzMWdncmdzNWg0ZndlN2FnNmpsYWoyNCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/SuBYa2XO3aVH8Qt8IK/giphy.gif

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I've found the more I ask, the less they actually send dick.

Maybe we gotta play hard to get... use reverse psychology... like... I really don't want to see @Lmizzler's helicopter again. Definitely don't want to see any of the ghost dicks I missed. Or any cock pops. Nothing from @_Bandit_ or @Guido414 or @UnquietDreams or @hotoldrguy. Surely, i do not want to see any dicks at all.

YUP! Keep those goddamn gorgeous cocks the fuck away from me. I want nothing to do with them. Any guy who ever posted a dick trick here that I have loved , do NOT show me your penis.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Where are all these tricks that were supposed to be happening?

When I said earlier i didn’t want to see any of your dicks. I didn’t mean you. (Or anyone else)
Show me those cocks. I love em

 

[UnquietDreams]

YUP! Keep those goddamn gorgeous cocks the fuck away from me. I want nothing to do with them. Any guy who ever posted a dick trick here that I have loved , do NOT show me your penis.

I am confused and conflicted right now...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I am confused and conflicted right now...

https://media.tenor.com/y_Ob9fc0YA4AAAAM/i-am-so-confused.gif

You boys better show cock just to be sure

 

[Chernosoth]

https://www.japantimes.co.jp/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/f-penispark-b-20180215.jpg

 

[Amanda330]

No pressure at all.... oh no. None at all.
I gotta think of a "trick" to do first. That's the "hard" part now.

Honestly. Make your dick go from soft to hard and show us. Perfect trick. We love to see it.

Simples.

 

[deft]

Honestly. Make your dick go from soft to hard and show us. Perfect trick. We love to see it.

Simples.

That's do-able.

 

[Amanda330]

That's do-able.

Let's see it then...

 

[Mr_bogey]

Let's see it then...

 

[Amanda330]

Oh shut it...

With how many times you're asking ladies for tits... I think you're in the desert with me, honey.

 

[morelikeasong]

Honestly. Make your dick go from soft to hard and show us. Perfect trick. We love to see it.

Simples.

Nooooo no no. Let’s not start that.

This is not a jerk off thread lol

Save that for your jousting PMs

 

[Amanda330]

Nooooo no no. Let’s not start that.

This is not a jerk off thread lol

Save that for your jousting PMs

Fiiine.