Siren songs and helicockters

[deft]

Fiiine.

Shame... I'd just getten nekkid and set up the camera

 

[morelikeasong]

Ladies, ladies. Let me offer you a beverage while you wait

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Let’s let the guys provide us with the tricks when they are ready. They take skill, finesse, courage. The guys have been very giving here. They have been very entertaining. They will keep them coming, if we are patient. Have some faith

 

[Lmizzler]

Shame... I'd just getten nekkid and set up the camera

Right…what am I supposed to do with this thing now.
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[morelikeasong]

Right…what am I supposed to do with this thing now.
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If you need an idea, I’m happy to oblige

Otherwise I’m sure there would be no complaints if you slid it into @Amanda330 ’s open box…

 

[Amanda330]

Right…what am I supposed to do with this thing now.
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I said send them to me...

Also, I just want to apologize for being overzealous in the recruitment of dick. My passion for the subject just took control and... What can I say?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I said send them to me...

Also, I just want to apologize for being overzealous in the recruitment of dick. My passion for the subject just took control and... What can I say?

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No?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Since there seems to be a lack of new tricks, one more time for Hat dance with sound

 

[lavendersilk]

Since there seems to be a lack of new tricks, one more time for

It never gets old.

 

[morelikeasong]

Since there seems to be a lack of new tricks, one more time for Hat dance with sound

Completely agree with @lavendersilk

This one is still so good

 

[Wriggle]

I said send them to me...

Also, I just want to apologize for being overzealous in the recruitment of dick. My passion for the subject just took control and... What can I say?

This was your 3000th post.

And it's not an appropriate celebration

 

[Amanda330]

This was your 3000th post.

And it's not an appropriate celebration

I'm in a boob sharing freeze. I apologize. There will be no celebration.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I'm in a boob sharing freeze. I apologize. There will be no celebration.

You have other body parts.
I know, I'm super helpful.

 

[Amanda330]

You have other body parts.
I know, I'm super helpful.

Good try.

 

[Amanda330]

This was your 3000th post.

And it's not an appropriate celebration

I love that you watch my posts closer than I do, mate.

 

[Wriggle]

I love that you watch my posts closer than I do, mate.

It's what mates are for, mate.

Remember.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Good try.

Not my jam, but lots of folks around here are into feet.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Not my jam, but lots of folks around here are into feet.

Toe jam?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Toe jam?

Glad somebody caught that

 

[MindYaBitness]

You have other body parts.
I know, I'm super helpful.

This why we need an eye roll react!

 

[Wriggle]

So I've been thinking about some Music Themed Dick Tricks. All set to classical music.

Piano Man - a sheet patterned like a piano covering the male's member which is played from behind with the hip thrusts of a floppy cock (it also gives the impression of bigger length because of how the sheet folds and curves beyond the length of the aforementioned penis)

The Conductor - a baton strapped to a semi erect penis which - with the use of the pelvic floor muscles - can wave about to the orchestra.

The Metronome - Tick Tock - doesn't need description, just a precisely timed twitch or swing.

 

[lavendersilk]

So I've been thinking about some Music Themed Dick Tricks. All set to classical music.

Piano Man - a sheet patterned like a piano covering the male's member which is played from behind with the hip thrusts of a floppy cock (it also gives the impression of bigger length because of how the sheet folds and curves beyond the length of the aforementioned penis)

The Conductor - a baton strapped to a semi erect penis which - with the use of the pelvic floor muscles - can wave about to the orchestra.

The Metronome - Tick Tock - doesn't need description, just a precisely timed twitch or swing.

We need you to demonstrate each one to be sure this is appropriate for @morelikeasong 's thread.

 

[Wriggle]

I'll have to send them privately to MLAS so she can let me know 1st.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

No pressure at all.... oh no. None at all.
I gotta think of a "trick" to do first. That's the "hard" part now.

But I love it when things are really hard for you . And thus for me

 

[morelikeasong]

So I've been thinking about some Music Themed Dick Tricks. All set to classical music.

Piano Man - a sheet patterned like a piano covering the male's member which is played from behind with the hip thrusts of a floppy cock (it also gives the impression of bigger length because of how the sheet folds and curves beyond the length of the aforementioned penis)

The Conductor - a baton strapped to a semi erect penis which - with the use of the pelvic floor muscles - can wave about to the orchestra.

The Metronome - Tick Tock - doesn't need description, just a precisely timed twitch or swing.

I'll have to send them privately to MLAS so she can let me know 1st.

I can’t wait for my private showing

 

[Wriggle]

I can’t wait for my private showing

We have to make sure they are thread appropriate .