Anyone from the UK?

[Yesok1]

Oh hey, what's going on in the UK thr-

Oh no. Oh god no.

I'm off to look at stilletos legs...

 

[Daisy_Love]

Oh hey, what's going on in the UK thr-

Oh no. Oh god no.

Eye bleach required

 

[Hector01]

Omg, why. I bet you'd burn lesbians at the stake for being witches too?

Jeez I'm not evil

 

[orangecurious]

Omg, why. I bet you'd burn lesbians at the stake for being witches too?

we're not in Vardo (can't do the funny Norwegian O thingy here)

For those who don't know - the furthest point East in Norway was THE hotbed for witch burning and there is a wonderfully evocative monument to those who perished there. There's also some very good books written inspired by the events, The Mercies being one

sorry for getting all serious, but it's a great part of the world and, probably, the last place you'd expect such savagery

 

[Yesok1]

Why?

I'm just..... better at it.

Uh huh, lady!

I'm happy to have a bet.

You've not had my fingers...

 

[SmoothTalker80]

Uh huh, lady!

I'm happy to have a bet.

You've not had my fingers...

I volunteer to referee the masterbation duel

 

[lingus60]

Well don't keep blowing your whistle. You might distract 'em

 

[orangecurious]

there needs to be a panel of judges, no impartiality and all that.

 

[Hector01]

In other news, uk won on the bestest country thread.

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

Weekend commenced. Afternoon to be spent in garden with the trowel, some clippers and compost. T shirt and shorts, boat shoes, rum.

 

[lingus60]

Weekend commenced. Afternoon to be spent in garden with the trowel, some clippers and compost. T shirt and shorts, boat shoes, rum.

Wow! Never heard of those sex toys before.... trowel???

 

[orangecurious]

In other news, uk won on the bestest country thread.

it was a bit like the Boat race, lots of noise and shouting, then the slow realisation it was all over and both sides carried on with a murmur.

 

[orangecurious]

Wow! Never heard of those sex toys before.... trowel???

It's like a towel, but for your R's

 

[lingus60]

In other news, uk won on the bestest country thread.

??? where's that thread?

 

[mickyp123]

I think I might be growing up. I have progressed from fish fingers to cod bites

So thats why guys wear cod pieces

 

[Polranny]

I think I might be growing up. I have progressed from fish fingers to cod bites

I am on fillet o fish!

 

[Polranny]

Just booked my flights to Glasgow.. £189 return. That's a fuckin liberty.

Probably cheaper than by rail

 

[orangecurious]

??? where's that thread?

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/who-has-the-best-government-uk-or-us.1608205/

be brave

 

[lingus60]

Oh no... just looked at the title... not even going to click on any political thread. Want to preserve my sanity. Thanks though!

 

[Polranny]

Weekend commenced. Afternoon to be spent in garden with the trowel, some clippers and compost. T shirt and shorts, boat shoes, rum.

Im headed down to my allotment

 

[Polranny]

Hoping to get my potatoes in but it may still be too wet

 

[deft]

Hoping to get my potatoes in but it may still be too wet

Coincidentally, I'm going to drain my spuds this afternoon.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Coincidentally, I'm going to drain my spuds this afternoon.

 

[lingus60]

Coincidentally, I'm going to drain my spuds this afternoon.

Suggest you don't mash them after you've drained them....

 

[NorthernCardinal]

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