AmberLGreen
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I read it as strumming and thought her neighbours were trying to match her in the wanking game
Anyone from the UK?
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Wand3rlust
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Pfft. Like there's a contest.I read it as strumming and thought her neighbours were trying to match her in the wanking game
AmberLGreen
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We now have a Co-op here so I will have to give them a try
deft
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What are the winning criteria? Frequency? Technique? Intensity? There need to be rules
Wand3rlust
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Why?What are the winning criteria? Frequency? Technique? Intensity? There need to be rules
I'm just..... better at it.
NorthernCardinal
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"Photos or didn't happen" buahahaha
KeenVoyeur
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So many things going through my (rather dirty and one track) mind here ... but I'm far too much of a gentleman to mention them in this thread!
Girls with bush ... how it should be (as long as they're over the age of consent of course)
And with that I seem to have let myself down
AngelWithAShotgun
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Omg. I just found out that the original reason the chainsaws we use for trees today were invented was actually to help women give birth. A couple of Scots thought (independent from each other) to make room for the babies by removing the mothers' bits with a chainsaw. I really hope they were using anaesthetic by that time 
I want to believe this is true, but I'm finding it hard.Omg. I just found out that the original reason the chainsaws we use for trees today were invented was actually to help women give birth. A couple of Scots thought (independent from each other) to make room for the babies by removing the mothers' bits with a chainsaw. I really hope they were using anaesthetic by that time
Wand3rlust
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It is true.I want to believe this is true, but I'm finding it hard.
Just not sure why I had to know about it.
AngelWithAShotgun
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Chainsaw CitationI want to believe this is true, but I'm finding it hard.
AngelWithAShotgun
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Because I can't be alone in my pain
Wand3rlust
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To be fair, it isn't like they had lumberjacks hanging around ready to stick it up your jack and danny....Because I can't be alone in my pain
They were a lot smaller...
I'm still glad I wasn't alive then.
Wriggle
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AngelWithAShotgun
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I was scrolling on IG and I liked a few too many baby pictures so the algorithm decided I needed to know about childbirth and its history.Always a fan of a pub med link.... till now
It was a very dark rabbit hole
NorthernCardinal
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That can't be true.Omg. I just found out that the original reason the chainsaws we use for trees today were invented was actually to help women give birth. A couple of Scots thought (independent from each other) to make room for the babies by removing the mothers' bits with a chainsaw. I really hope they were using anaesthetic by that time
AngelWithAShotgun
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I think they're still using the same principle in medical devices, but definitely smaller instruments. I'm definitely very glad we don’t need to feel it now.
One of them published a book, Aitken's Principles of Midwifery or Puerperal Medicine (1785) which was apparently about how he used it in his dissecting room.
Imma shush now and try to block these new details with kitten meows
NorthernCardinal
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Woof.
AmberLGreen
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Now you having me thinking whether I would be more worried about the chainsaw or somebody in a checked shirt looking at my bits
AngelWithAShotgun
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Or puppy woofs
AlpineFresco
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Oh hey, what's going on in the UK thr-I think they're still using the same principle in medical devices, but definitely smaller instruments. I'm definitely very glad we don’t need to feel it now.
One of them published a book, Aitken's Principles of Midwifery or Puerperal Medicine (1785) which was apparently about how he used it in his dissecting room.
Imma shush now and try to block these new details with kitten meows
Oh no. Oh god no.
Yesok1
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Omg, why. I bet you'd burn lesbians at the stake for being witches too?I want to believe this is true, but I'm finding it hard.
