NorthernCardinal
Keyboard Tough Guy
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Don't Drop The Deaf Donkey
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Yourself?I'm so terribly sorry. I dont know whats come over me.
Not yet. Gimme a minute..Yourself?
Wank quickly. It means you can use less bubble bathPfft. I have no chocolate. I'm gonna have a bath.
Maybe a wank. Cos. I'm dirty.
Remember to use the waterproof toys otherwise it will take months to straighten your hair againNot yet. Gimme a minute..
Way dirtyPfft. I have no chocolate. I'm gonna have a bath.
Maybe a wank. Cos. I'm dirty.
I'm not going to sleep now knowing thisI should really post this on the “ick” thread but I can’t be arsed to go there so I am telling you all (I just need to get it out)…
Today, on my bus, there was a person eating raw mushrooms. Not out of a container or bag that they had put washed mushrooms into. Oh no, this fucking feral savage was eating them straight out of the supermarket packaging!
Plot twist, it was mind reading magic shrooms and he was sat there hearing your thoughts and quietly shaking his head, "Muggles"Oh no, this fucking feral savage was eating them straight out of the supermarket packaging!
I think they were closed cup ones. They definitely weren’t Portobello or Button ones and they were white so not ChestnutWhat sort of mushrooms?
I feel this is relevant
I was born in wales , my dad was scottish, my mum anglo-norwegian. Should I say lock, loch or fjord?I'm Welsh so I say Loch too
Body of waterI was born in wales , my dad was scottish, my mum anglo-norwegian. Should I say lock, loch or fjord?
LordI was born in wales , my dad was scottish, my mum anglo-norwegian. Should I say lock, loch or fjord?
I don’t think he was born in Wales and his father definitely wasn’t ScottishLord
Just pointing out that we pronounced things the same in our Galic toungesI was born in wales , my dad was scottish, my mum anglo-norwegian. Should I say lock, loch or fjord?
Were they shitache mushrooms?What sort of mushrooms?
I feel this is relevant
I vote fjord. I read a book where someone was ravished by the fjord. I've yet to read a story where someone was ravished by the lochI was born in wales , my dad was scottish, my mum anglo-norwegian. Should I say lock, loch or fjord?
They didn’t have any type of tache. It was a womanWere they shitache mushrooms?
'Ravished' sounds a bit posh.