Anyone from the UK?

[NorthernCardinal]

Don't Drop The Deaf Donkey

 

[AmberLGreen]

I have just eaten a whole Dairy Milk Wholenut to myself. I don’t care, because I’m worth it

 

[Wand3rlust]

Pfft. I have no chocolate. I'm gonna have a bath.
Maybe a wank. Cos. I'm dirty.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm so terribly sorry. I dont know whats come over me.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I'm so terribly sorry. I dont know whats come over me.

Yourself?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yourself?

Not yet. Gimme a minute..

 

[AmberLGreen]

Pfft. I have no chocolate. I'm gonna have a bath.
Maybe a wank. Cos. I'm dirty.

Wank quickly. It means you can use less bubble bath

 

[AmberLGreen]

Not yet. Gimme a minute..

Remember to use the waterproof toys otherwise it will take months to straighten your hair again

 

[Hector01]

You're all amusing me this evening.

*Michael Jackson popcorn gif*

 

[AmberLGreen]

I should really post this on the “ick” thread but I can’t be arsed to go there so I am telling you all (I just need to get it out)…

Today, on my bus, there was a person eating raw mushrooms. Not out of a container or bag that they had put washed mushrooms into. Oh no, this fucking feral savage was eating them straight out of the supermarket packaging!

 

[joclfc]

Pfft. I have no chocolate. I'm gonna have a bath.
Maybe a wank. Cos. I'm dirty.

Way dirty

 

[Hector01]

I should really post this on the “ick” thread but I can’t be arsed to go there so I am telling you all (I just need to get it out)…

Today, on my bus, there was a person eating raw mushrooms. Not out of a container or bag that they had put washed mushrooms into. Oh no, this fucking feral savage was eating them straight out of the supermarket packaging!

I'm not going to sleep now knowing this

 

[Wand3rlust]

What sort of mushrooms?

I feel this is relevant

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Oh no, this fucking feral savage was eating them straight out of the supermarket packaging!

Plot twist, it was mind reading magic shrooms and he was sat there hearing your thoughts and quietly shaking his head, "Muggles"

 

[AmberLGreen]

What sort of mushrooms?

I feel this is relevant

I think they were closed cup ones. They definitely weren’t Portobello or Button ones and they were white so not Chestnut

 

[Polranny]

I'm Welsh so I say Loch too

I was born in wales , my dad was scottish, my mum anglo-norwegian. Should I say lock, loch or fjord?

 

[AmberLGreen]

I was born in wales , my dad was scottish, my mum anglo-norwegian. Should I say lock, loch or fjord?

Body of water

 

[orangecurious]

I was born in wales , my dad was scottish, my mum anglo-norwegian. Should I say lock, loch or fjord?

Lord

 

[AmberLGreen]

Lord

I don’t think he was born in Wales and his father definitely wasn’t Scottish

 

[joclfc]

I was born in wales , my dad was scottish, my mum anglo-norwegian. Should I say lock, loch or fjord?

Just pointing out that we pronounced things the same in our Galic tounges

 

[Polranny]

What sort of mushrooms?

I feel this is relevant

Were they shitache mushrooms?

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I was born in wales , my dad was scottish, my mum anglo-norwegian. Should I say lock, loch or fjord?

I vote fjord. I read a book where someone was ravished by the fjord. I've yet to read a story where someone was ravished by the loch

P. S. Although, that might give a whole new meaning to Loch Ness monster

 

[AmberLGreen]

Were they shitache mushrooms?

They didn’t have any type of tache. It was a woman

 

[Polranny]

'Ravished' sounds a bit posh.

 

[orangecurious]

'Ravished' sounds a bit posh.

bit like famished