Anyone from the UK?

[NorthernCardinal]

Is there actually a market for 2nd hand sex toys?

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

No, it's quite alright. Once they're gone they're gone!

How do you know its a council house then o.o

*gasps* You've been to dildo heaven!

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Is there actually a market for 2nd hand sex toys?

sir... I'm impressively surprised this question came from you and not me

 

[Yesok1]

How do you know its a council house then o.o

*gasps* You've been to dildo heaven!

I've been to heaven quite a few times, sweetie. Not been to dildo heaven though.

 

[Yesok1]

Is there actually a market for 2nd hand sex toys?

Quick google, second hand butt plug for sale on ebay. It's now sold. I should receive it by Monday.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Am I bovvered?

https://media.tenor.com/UB03PBosuDQAAAAM/i-couldnt-be-less-interested-catherine-tate.gif

 

[AmberLGreen]

Speaking of which, why are we all here btw?

Is the UK the great exception to no chatting in the Personals rule? I ended up wandering in here cause there's like 26k posts. I thought, "there can't be that many of us here" but you were all just chatting and I haven't shushed since

Has the UK directory died o_o?

I just followed the donkey

 

[Wand3rlust]

I just followed the donkey

Shush.

We don't mention the donkey....

 

[deft]

Shush.

We don't mention the donkey....

Eeyore'ways pops up anyway...

 

[AmberLGreen]

Shush.

We don't mention the donkey....

It’s fine, he’s deaf

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I just followed the donkey

Shush.

We don't mention the donkey....

what donkey 0.0

omg i missed the hat, the dipping biscuits, the sorting bins and now the deaf donkey!??

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Don't Drop The Deaf Donkey

 

[AmberLGreen]

I have just eaten a whole Dairy Milk Wholenut to myself. I don’t care, because I’m worth it

 

[Wand3rlust]

Pfft. I have no chocolate. I'm gonna have a bath.
Maybe a wank. Cos. I'm dirty.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm so terribly sorry. I dont know whats come over me.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I'm so terribly sorry. I dont know whats come over me.

Yourself?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yourself?

Not yet. Gimme a minute..

 

[AmberLGreen]

Pfft. I have no chocolate. I'm gonna have a bath.
Maybe a wank. Cos. I'm dirty.

Wank quickly. It means you can use less bubble bath

 

[AmberLGreen]

Not yet. Gimme a minute..

Remember to use the waterproof toys otherwise it will take months to straighten your hair again

 

[Hector01]

You're all amusing me this evening.

*Michael Jackson popcorn gif*

 

[AmberLGreen]

I should really post this on the “ick” thread but I can’t be arsed to go there so I am telling you all (I just need to get it out)…

Today, on my bus, there was a person eating raw mushrooms. Not out of a container or bag that they had put washed mushrooms into. Oh no, this fucking feral savage was eating them straight out of the supermarket packaging!

 

[joclfc]

Pfft. I have no chocolate. I'm gonna have a bath.
Maybe a wank. Cos. I'm dirty.

Way dirty

 

[Hector01]

I should really post this on the “ick” thread but I can’t be arsed to go there so I am telling you all (I just need to get it out)…

Today, on my bus, there was a person eating raw mushrooms. Not out of a container or bag that they had put washed mushrooms into. Oh no, this fucking feral savage was eating them straight out of the supermarket packaging!

I'm not going to sleep now knowing this

 

[Wand3rlust]

What sort of mushrooms?

I feel this is relevant

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Oh no, this fucking feral savage was eating them straight out of the supermarket packaging!

Plot twist, it was mind reading magic shrooms and he was sat there hearing your thoughts and quietly shaking his head, "Muggles"