Sex & Shenanigans

[Mav Unlimited]

Oops... I quoted the wrong person! You do have lovely breasts and I appreciate every post!! I'm so sorry lav

I meant to quote @Lmizzler and tell him we're happy to ogle his moobs...

Are you quoting the wrong boobs?

Stick with the dick

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

An important measurement. Before watches, we had to calculate the number of strokes and the length of each one, with some averaging to account for variations.

This is why kids can't do math anymore.

Back in my day we had to measure our 'bate strokes with an abacus. I usually lost count after, like, three.

 

[BrendaBear]

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Hey! That looks just like Tex Ritter's kid!

oh my golly! I'm on fire this morning!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Back in my day we had to measure our 'bate strokes with an abacus. I usually lost count after, like, three.

That’s why I upgraded to a slide rule. Changed my life.

 

[Amanda330]

I obviously need the

And I always have extra cream...

 

[BrendaBear]

Are you quoting the wrong boobs?

Stick with the dick

Quoting dick?

"I WANT IN THERE!!!"

"I WANT IN THERE TOO!!!!"

"PUT ME BETWEEN THOSE TWO GLORIOUS THINGS!!!"

"I WANT IN DOWN THERE!!!!"

Frankly, not much of a conversationalist... they kind of just have one thing in mind...

 

[Amanda330]

Are you quoting the wrong boobs?

Stick with the dick

I'm obviously new to quoting tits.

Thank you for putting me in my place. Lol

 

[hotcpu]

I obviously need the

And I always have extra cream...

Lovely way to start the day ...

 

[hotcpu]

If anyone wants to see what I posted Monday again...

...here for a limited time.

Can never get enough of that classic attire

 

[Codeman93]

I obviously need the

And I always have extra cream...

What kinda extra cream?? Asking for a friend

 

[hotcpu]

Why is it that when there is a thunderstorm I get extremely horny?

I must know the answers... for science.

Or maybe it is just all the sexy pics posted on Lit...

Just let me be outside the door with a good sheet of tin and I can make it rumble all day ... ⛈⛈

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Back in my day we had to measure our 'bate strokes with an abacus. I usually lost count after, like, three.

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[lavendersilk]

Just let me be outside the door with a good sheet of tin and I can make it rumble all day ... ⛈⛈

I have another way to make the earth move... maybe we should discuss this privately?
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[PlanetaryNebula]

You wear your eye glasses for sight...

This could be a great parody

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

I sincerely appreciate the thoughtfulness and bloodthirst, but what if I want to decimate them myself? Asking for me

I mean… that seems perfectly acceptable

 

[hotcpu]

I have another way to make the earth move... maybe we should discuss this privately?
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Mmmm I do like to use those finger motions to seal an invite!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I've driven all over the country and in several other countries. I can confirm that SLC is the worst there is.

I once saw a guy fly past me on the freeway while on his laptop, talking on the phone AND eating a sandwich. I wish I were joking.

My dad used to pass a woman driving to work every day that was reading a book while driving

 

[hotcpu]

So glad you answered ...

 

[morelikeasong]

Clearly, you just insert a Mizz in it.

Insert Mizz…

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[Bry1313]

If anyone wants to see what I posted Monday again...

...here for a limited time.

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[MissLabelled]

Calling all boobs and coffee!

If you have boobs and coffee, CCG would like to see you…naked.

Again? She’s so demanding!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Damn that is hot!

 

[Bry1313]

Again? She’s so demanding!

You don’t know the half of it

 

[MissLabelled]

Anyone else feel this one?
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Did no one else picture this as someone just walking and wanking at the same time? No, just me?