Cock Talk

[BongoGal]

Since balls are so sensitive, why do we use the term “balls” for courage? Isn’t a pussy much tougher than a pair of balls? Shouldn’t we say, “Man, that guy has a huge pussy!” when he does something courageous?

That makes perfect sense. Why are negative things assigned to female body parts? It irritates me!

The people who do that are dicks and pricks.

 

[Endless_Night]

Do you think balls are attractive, hideous, or meh?

Not hideous, but I'm not sure they add anything to the pleasing aspect of the rest of the equipment... a hard, nicely curved cock doesn't need the addition of a couple of saddlebags.

I really am going to have to stop logging in late night. It's affecting my sleep.

Words matter, people!

Words matter!!!

 

[hotwords229_A]

“Do you like movies about Gladiators?”

https://64.media.tumblr.com/f066cb91fccce3bd7f8958da15b4a266/df0ae16914abf684-1c/s500x750/fd5107dc4d866d64a161bf3dbf2b8a0a24c615f7.jpg

I was never into the Sword and Sandals movies of the ‘80s, but they all have totally ripped, mostly naked people on the covers and I do appreciate that. It makes me wonder . . .

What movie genre do you find to be the most titillating?
Is there a particular movie you watched strictly due to the sexy poster and were then disappointed? Which one?
Which movie delivered on the sexy poster?
How do you see yourself in movie poster form?
Do you just go to aznude.com to see the nude scenes in a movie so you don’t have to actually watch it? Shouldn’t you?
What movie did you watch simply for the nudity or sex scenes?
Does anyone actually like Sword and Sandal movies, or do they just watch them for the sexy, hard bodies?
Yor-Hunter from the Future, Beastmaster, Tarzan or Conan (the Barbarian, not the Tv guy), who is the sexiest? Why?
Sheena, Xenia, the Twins from Sorceress (1982), or Red Sonja, who is the sexiest? Why?
What movie (or movie scene) made you feel funny in the pants when you were younger (18, or older )?

 

[Endless_Night]

^^^ The image reminds me of Frank Frazetta book covers!

An older relative had a bunch of those in their bookshelves. Lots of . . . well, I'm not really sure what genre of fantasy. Mostly dressed men and half dressed women. Everyone well muscled. I read some of the books, as a teen, and if I remember correctly they seemed . . . sorta soft fantasy erotica? Maybe not actual erotica, but certainly specific gender and fantasy fiction tropes.

All off world.

I ran across a display of his paintings much later. Still like.

Edited to add:

The Barsoom series! Edgar Rice Burroughs. I think they had the whole series. All yellowed paperbacks with that old book smell.

The covers don't seem to be postable, but here's a link that shows many.

 

[Endless_Night]

^^And just like that I derail the question. Sorry, Muscles!

One day I'll learn to stay on point.

#slapsownhand

 

[hotwords229_A]

^^And just like that I derail the question. Sorry, Muscles!

One day I'll learn to stay on point.

#slapsownhand

That’s not a derail, it’s totally on point. These posters are all Frank Frazetta ripoffs, or actual paintings.
They invoke a feeling and that’s what I was going for.

#slappingyourslappinghand

 

[Endless_Night]

Most of these are N/A or idk for me, but I do like Sword and Sandals movies. I would just like them set off planet better.

I've seen lots of the movies mentioned and would probably watch most again, but I don't know that I have a favorite.

-Do you just go to aznude.com to see the nude scenes in a movie so you don’t have to actually watch it? Shouldn’t you?

I know this will shock you, but I was unaware this was a thing!

Texas probably has the site blocked.

-How do you see yourself in movie poster form?

Sexy half dressed female.

 

[AlpineFresco]

Most of these are N/A or idk for me, but I do like Sword and Sandals movies. I would just like them set off planet better.

I've seen lots of the movies mentioned and would probably watch most again, but I don't know that I have a favorite.

-Do you just go to aznude.com to see the nude scenes in a movie so you don’t have to actually watch it? Shouldn’t you?

I know this will shock you, but I was unaware this was a thing!

Texas probably has the site blocked.

-How do you see yourself in movie poster form?

Sexy half dressed female.

I have no idea what aznude.com is. Should I be afraid to google this?

 

[Endless_Night]

I have no idea what aznude.com is. Should I be afraid to google this?

At your own risk!

I'm not googling. Nope.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have no idea what aznude.com is. Should I be afraid to google this?

You should be afraid of how much you will like it.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Are you happy with your (or your partner’s) balls?
I am fine with my balls but I do sit on them more than I would like. Not that they are huge they just sometimes end up in that position

Do you think balls are attractive, hideous, or meh?
They are balls. I am good with how they look

If you found out a guy had HUGE balls, would you want to see them, would that be a turn on, or a turn off?
Never really cared

Since balls are so sensitive, why do we use the term “balls” for courage? Isn’t a pussy much tougher than a pair of balls? Shouldn’t we say, “Man, that guy has a huge pussy!” when he does something courageous?
We say balls because they are masculine and denote manliness. Misogyny dictates the manliness = courage. Which is total BS
When you think of cock do you also think of balls or are they just the ugly cousin who followed cock to the party?
I think of them both as parts of a whole

Do you play with, or like your balls played with during sex/masturbation?
YES!

Have you ever been teabagged or teabagged anyone else? How’d that go?
I have not but would like to have it done just to see what it feels like.

 

[BongoGal]

Yor-Hunter from the Future, Beastmaster, Tarzan or Conan (the Barbarian, not the Tv guy), who is the sexiest? Why?

My choice is Conan "the Tv guy" O'Brien. Why? He is tall, funny, and smart. He wrote The Simpsons monorail episode.

 

[Endless_Night]

^^Does Clash of the Titians (1981) count as Sword and Sandals?

Because if it does?

That is SO my favorite.

So.

My.

Favorite.

 

[hotwords229_A]

^^Does Clash of the Titians (1981) count as Sword and Sandals?

Because if it does?

That is SO my favorite.

So.

My.

Favorite.

Yes, absolutely. I assume you mean the real one, not the remake abomination.

 

[Endless_Night]

Yes, absolutely. I assume you mean the real one, not the remake abomination.

*points at date in post*

I could not even watch that one.

Why? Why? Why did they do such a thing.



I wanted to grow up and be Judi Bowker.

 

[hotwords229_A]

*points at date in post*

I could not even watch that one.

Why? Why? Why did they do such a thing.



I wanted to grow up and be Judi Bowker.

Not only did you put the date, but a link as well.
Sometimes I’m not observant!

 

[Endless_Night]

Not only did you put the date, but a link as well.
Sometimes I’m not observant!

*does not say anything rude*




Oh! Oh! Does Jason and the Argonauts (1963) count?


I like that one, too. I mean, Harryhausen. What's not to like?

 

[hotwords229_A]

*does not say anything rude*




Oh! Oh! Does Jason and the Argonauts (1963) count?


I like that one, too. I mean, Harryhausen. What's not to like?

No it doesn’t because Caroline Monro isn’t in that one.

 

[hotwords229_A]

My choice is Conan "the Tv guy" O'Brien. Why? He is tall, funny, and smart. He wrote The Simpsons monorail episode.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JMtJEC2Zs8w/hqdefault.jpg
It would be interesting to see the Frank Frazetta depiction of this!

 

[Endless_Night]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JMtJEC2Zs8w/hqdefault.jpg
It would be interesting to see the Frank Frazetta depiction of this!

Why, oh why, do you put these pictures in my head?

#anothernightofnosleep

 

[hotwords229_A]

A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma . . . and there’s a clit in there somewhere too!

https://images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1418770127ra/12891093.gif

Some of us get off pretty easily and others require costumes, music, fireworks and mind reading skills.

How sexually complicated are you?
Do you find compatible partners easily, or is it a needle in a haystack situation?
Do you have a kink (or kinks) that you find very few people share?
Is masturbation a better path to orgasm than sex? If so, how do you and your partner make that work?
Are you open with your partner about what you need sexually? If not, why not?
Do you (generally) understand what your partner (present and past) needs, or are you just firing in all directions hoping something sticks?
Do you have a kink that attracts the exact kind of person you are not into?
Do you have a kink that is better off as a fantasy due to the complicated nature of it? (Like how I want to be captured by a tribe of hot Amazon women who strip me naked and use me for their visual and sexual pleasure? Hard to make that one happen).

If you could get your partner to understand one thing about giving you an orgasm, what would it be?

 

[Endless_Night]

How sexually complicated are you?
Very. Far more than I could wish. But then, my best friend says I can make anything complicated, so -

Do you find compatible partners easily, or is it a needle in a haystack situation?
After I became clear on what my sexual needs actually were, needle in a haystack. Too many things have to come together: kink, sense of humor, general compatibility, as well as the kismet of attraction. That may sound obvious and simple, but it is so not.

Do you have a kink (or kinks) that you find very few people share?
Yes. Off the beaten track mix of primal/prey, submission, DDlg. All argumentative.

ALL ARGUMENTATIVE

Is masturbation a better path to orgasm than sex? If so, how do you and your partner make that work?
Nope. My stuff is directive, meaning I need a partner. My body has to be desperate for masturbation to be an option.

Ex: An erotic dream that did not result in . . . fruition.

Are you open with your partner about what you need sexually? If not, why not?
Once I figured things out, I became open. At least, to the best of my ability.

Do you (generally) understand what your partner (present and past) needs, or are you just firing in all directions hoping something sticks?
I am going with (generally) not understanding what my partners needed.

I have always been tiresomely preoccupied with worrying that my needs are weird. Or that I, and my proclivities, are too much trouble.

Newsflash: I am not a great partner when it comes to sex.

Do you have a kink that attracts the exact kind of person you are not into?
Hmmm. Interesting question.

My experience is too limited in that arena to say with any surety. I will say, save one, that most seem to be of a certain type. Bearing in mind that's all been Lit-based.

Do you have a kink that is better off as a fantasy due to the complicated nature of it? (Like how I want to be captured by a tribe of hot Amazon women who strip me naked and use me for their visual and sexual pleasure? Hard to make that one happen).

I still feel we could make this happen for you, Muscles! Cosplay. Hot Amazonian Lit women!

I'll take performance notes.

With my eyes closed.


Not that I'm aware, to answer the question.

 

[Lord Pmann]

A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma . . . and there’s a clit in there somewhere too!

https://images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1418770127ra/12891093.gif

Some of us get off pretty easily and others require costumes, music, fireworks and mind reading skills.

1 How sexually complicated are you?
2. Do you find compatible partners easily, or is it a needle in a haystack situation?
3. Do you have a kink (or kinks) that you find very few people share?
4. Is masturbation a better path to orgasm than sex? If so, how do you and your partner make that work?
5. Are you open with your partner about what you need sexually? If not, why not?
6. Do you (generally) understand what your partner (present and past) needs, or are you just firing in all directions hoping something sticks?
7. Do you have a kink that attracts the exact kind of person you are not into?
8. Do you have a kink that is better off as a fantasy due to the complicated nature of it? (Like how I want to be captured by a tribe of hot Amazon women who strip me naked and use me for their visual and sexual pleasure? Hard to make that one happen).
9. If you could get your partner to understand one thing about giving you an orgasm, what would it be?

1. I’m learning that I’m pretty easy. Just the last few days I’ve had my angel eyes exposed to some of the most gruesome things ever. My needs are simple it seems.

2. I’m married, so I don’t find any in-person partners these days. But at Lit, it can be a bit difficult. I’m picky as hell and uglier than a goat’s scrote. So it makes it very unfortunate. One day, though.

3. No. Mine are pretty normal here at Lit. My naked woman fetish is shared by all.

4. Sex is better. But sometimes masturbation is more convenient.

5. Mostly. However, some kinks aren’t shared or indulged.

6. Again, mostly. Sometimes it’s a moving target there, which can be difficult.

7. These days, I think my personality tends to attract the person who supplements my kinks. Girls who tend to be interested in me tend to be of a very complementary sexual nature. The one time that happened.

8. I would say that most of my kinks would happily be played out by me. I don’t think I have any that are so fantastical that would make them impossible to accomplish.

9. I can’t even think of a proper response to this. That’s a mind-bender of a question.

 

[Lady2020]

Are you happy with your (or your partner’s) balls?
I am fine with my balls but I do sit on them more than I would like. Not that they are huge they just sometimes end up in that position

Do you think balls are attractive, hideous, or meh?
They are balls. I am good with how they look

If you found out a guy had HUGE balls, would you want to see them, would that be a turn on, or a turn off?
Never really cared

Since balls are so sensitive, why do we use the term “balls” for courage? Isn’t a pussy much tougher than a pair of balls? Shouldn’t we say, “Man, that guy has a huge pussy!” when he does something courageous?
We say balls because they are masculine and denote manliness. Misogyny dictates the manliness = courage. Which is total BS
When you think of cock do you also think of balls or are they just the ugly cousin who followed cock to the party?
I think of them both as parts of a whole

Do you play with, or like your balls played with during sex/masturbation?
YES!

Have you ever been teabagged or teabagged anyone else? How’d that go?
I have not but would like to have it done just to see what it feels like.

I had to google teabagged.

 

[Wand3rlust]

How sexually complicated are you?

I dont think I am. However I'm still discovering.

Do you find compatible partners easily, or is it a needle in a haystack situation?

Sexually, I'd think so. But I dont find people who I want to play with easily. Most people either friend zone me real quick, or are already partnered up. So. Also. I can be hard to get to that point. Probably both on and off line.

Do you have a kink (or kinks) that you find very few people share?

No, I'm pretty mainstream. Still learning. But the more intense and extreme kinks dont pique my curiosity.

Is masturbation a better path to orgasm than sex? If so, how do you and your partner make that work?

It is for me at the moment. I dont have a partner, so masturbation is what I have. It works fine.

Are you open with your partner about what you need sexually? If not, why not?

I think I haven't been in the past. I am English after all... but I find it easier now. The right person will know how to communicate with me.

Do you (generally) understand what your partner (present and past) needs, or are you just firing in all directions hoping something sticks?

I am very good at finding out what my partner needs, wants and then being and/or doing it.

Do you have a kink that attracts the exact kind of person you are not into?

Not so far. However, see above about finding it hard to attract people.

Do you have a kink that is better off as a fantasy due to the complicated nature of it? (Like how I want to be captured by a tribe of hot Amazon women who strip me naked and use me for their visual and sexual pleasure? Hard to make that one happen).

I have fantasies that I am more than happy to keep in my head. Others maybe I'll get to experience one day.

If you could get your partner to understand one thing about giving you an orgasm, what would it be?

Push me. I can do more. Go further.