Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

They definitely do. Bella is a little more serious but she still chuckles at a good pun I think?

There’s very few things I like more in this world than a good doggo smile.

 

[crazychemgirl]

There’s very few things I like more in this world than a good doggo smile.

Samesies

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Samesies

Post in thread 'Sex & Shenanigans'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/sex-shenanigans.1589110/post-98664059

 

[HeavyBalls]

Ummm...
Snuggling toilets???

I mean I've hugged one after drinking too much, but...

 

[LupineOne]

Samesies

A good tail wag paired with it

 

[crazychemgirl]

A good tail wag paired with it

I mean, I Smile and wag for treats too

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I played with 4 rando dudes I met off the internet when I moved to Worcester… I’m sure my boyfriend at the time probably thought I was getting gangbangec on the regular …

No.. just me being a super nerd.

Okay, but…can I have both? I have a wet soft spot for dorks, nerds and geeks

I will never understand the obsession with horse cocks on this thread, and I’m good with that

Giddy up!
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/lord-pmann-wants-to-discuss-pony-play.1584191/post-96593160

That's what Amazon is for.

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Did you not click the bad-dragon.com link @vagrantx posted earlier? That 1 on Amazon is tame in comparison!

Why?! For the love of goddesses WHY?! is there an "invisible" arm???

Shown for scale?

 

[Bry1313]

Ahem

I Ahem with you

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Good heavens. A girl leaves to take a pic and you're pages further...

And one hell of a pic!

 

[Amanda330]

And one hell of a pic!

Thank you

 

[BrendaBear]

Ahem

I Ahem with you

So… this is like “Ahem” solidarity? Coolio!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, I Smile and wag for treats too

Hmmm, interesting.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Hmmm, interesting.

I think a demonstration is in order.

 

[UnquietDreams]

That’s how this whole conversation started!

Yes it is *coughDragonFuckercough*.

Sorry, pollen count is up.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think a demonstration is in order.

I think I’m no dummy and acknowledging an interesting fact is one thing. Expecting her to perform quite another.

Though she’s quite comfortable with the reverse. Ain’t no Justice.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I think I’m no dummy and acknowledging an interesting fact is one thing. Expecting her to perform quite another.

Though she’s quite comfortable with the reverse. Ain’t no Justice.

No expectations, just a friendly suggestion.

 

[UnquietDreams]

They definitely do. Bella is a little more serious but she still chuckles at a good pun I think?

My dog looks down on puns. You have to have a solid joke, with classical allusions to get a laugh.

She's French.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Fucking dragons.

I think Dragons are pretty cool....and they're nice and they give good hugs.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

She’s find a way around that I just know it.

I can already think of sooo many ways to lead you to death without directly killing you, and I’ve only done 2 short campaigns

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Who else needs this shirt?

Okay, but what if my tits are a little TOO friendly?

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Did you intentionally post a video we couldn’t watch ???

Did you?!
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Hey Mr Pot


I've got someone to introduce you to

Is it the British Museum? We all know how they love art…
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I can already think of sooo many ways to lead you to death without directly killing you, and I’ve only done 2 short campaigns


Okay, but what if my tits are a little TOO friendly?


Did you?!
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Is it the British Museum? We all know how they love art…
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I adore you Kitty.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good heavens. A girl leaves to take a pic and you're pages further...

Another pic like that and I'll read them to you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No expectations, just a friendly suggestion.

Feel free to guess what she considers a treat then. I ain’t that brave.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Yes. What is your secret of maintaining such humility amidst the fan following, ass worshiping, boob wizardry, and overall goddess like status?

It's easy, I wake up every day and remind myself that I'm better not better than everyone else and that I am ain't all that.

 

[Azuldrgon]

It's easy, I wake up every day and remind myself that I'm better not better than everyone else and that I am ain't all that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's easy, I wake up every day and remind myself that I'm better not better than everyone else and that I am ain't all that.

Stupid Whatifs. You need a counteracting voice every morning.