Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Do you turn into a dragon too? Just curious.

For…reasons

Cough*dragonfucker*cough.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Confession time. When the internet was new, my mom had questions for me why I was using it so much (56k modem, expensive) during the daytime. Couldn't exactly tell her I was googling "Ariel naked", now could I?

This is a safe space …

We’ve all watched cartoon porn.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Cough*dragonfucker*cough.

*coughcough*youwouldnt?*coughcough*

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

https://voca.ro/15Pqf6f6uQWQ

I love my kids. And I can't wait to love them from a distance.

Confession time. When the internet was new, my mom had questions for me why I was using it so much (56k modem, expensive) during the daytime. Couldn't exactly tell her I was googling "Ariel naked", now could I?

edit: holy crap, "googling" really is a verb. I guess I was on AltaVista or something?

Welcome to the club, you weren't the only one.

Cough*dragonfucker*cough.

You say that's like a bad thing. Donkey did it and no one cared.

 

[vagrantx]

This is a safe space …

We’ve all watched cartoon porn.

The time my then-GF caught me watching hentai with headphones though.... fuck, please Earth, just swallow me whole.

 

[crazychemgirl]

The time my then-GF caught me watching hentai with headphones though.... fuck, please Earth, just swallow me whole.

OMG … the tentacle porn? Why is it so hot??

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

OMG … the tentacle porn? Why is it so hot??

I think it's the squishy sounds.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Confession time. When the internet was new, my mom had questions for me why I was using it so much (56k modem, expensive) during the daytime. Couldn't exactly tell her I was googling "Ariel naked", now could I?

edit: holy crap, "googling" really is a verb. I guess I was on AltaVista or something?

"Exploring Hans Christian Andersen's tales and how they translate into a modern setting."

 

[vagrantx]

OMG … the tentacle porn? Why is it so hot??

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!! And when they go all the way through!? I mean what the actual fuck. I even read that on Lit

 

[BrendaBear]

I really should have clued in sooner that I liked girlies

I think we all do...

I was quickly scrolling down the page and saw these two postings and thought they were connected...

And I knew there was truth in the Universe.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Cough*dragonfucker*cough.

I’m not at all shy about being a D&D nerd. And that’s amongst the best outcomes!

 

[UnquietDreams]

NGL … thought she was hot when I was younger …


I really should have clued in sooner that I liked girlies

When you were younger? Hell, I am 55.

I have a thing for bad girls. Evil girls, maybe.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This is a safe space …

We’ve all watched cartoon porn.

I…have not. But I did read Cherry Poptart back in my troubled youth.

 

[UnquietDreams]

*coughcough*youwouldnt?*coughcough*

See: My post on Evil girls.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!! And when they go all the way through!? I mean what the actual fuck. I even read that on Lit

Did you see my post earlier about a girl who masturbates furiously with a tentacle dildo?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

@PlanetaryNebula I freaking love yellow lingerie!

And. Nice tits.

Me too! And I’m sorry I missed your contribution. Inbox open … just saying

 

[vagrantx]

Did you see my post earlier about a girl who masturbates furiously with a tentacle dildo?

No! Please link. I'm guessing it's a Bad Dragon? I want one...

https://bad-dragon.com/shop

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m not at all shy about being a D&D nerd. And that’s amongst the best outcomes!

So you stick to Bard, huh?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I…have not. But I did read Cherry Poptart back in my troubled youth.

You haven’t accidentally clicked on “Marge gets fucked by Louis while Brian watches”?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m not at all shy about being a D&D nerd. And that’s amongst the best outcomes!

I love D&D so much.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I’m not at all shy about being a D&D nerd. And that’s amongst the best outcomes!

DM, "You enter the dragon's lair, what do you do?"
Monkey, "Roll for charisma."
The rest of the party -

Did you see my post earlier about a girl who masturbates furiously with a tentacle dildo?

No! Please link. I'm guessing it's a Bad Dragon? I want one...

Bad Dragon has my favorite subreddit.

 

[lavendersilk]

Me too! And I’m sorry I missed your contribution. Inbox open … just saying

I missed yours. ?

 

[UnquietDreams]

You haven’t accidentally clicked on “Marge gets fucked by Louis while Brian watches”?

"Accidentally..."

 

[crazychemgirl]

No! Please link. I'm guessing it's a Bad Dragon? I want one...

https://bad-dragon.com/shop

Post in thread 'Sex & Shenanigans'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/sex-shenanigans.1589110/post-98662467

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

There’s a Walker Buehler on the Dodgers IL. For Players Weekend, his jerseys usually say “Ferris,” but one of his other nicknames is “Bew Bew” (rhymes with “pew pew” not “new new”). I think the name you’re going for here is “Beulah” though




Sir, is your reaction broken? Nebs’ tits deserve better than a


You’re probably safe. If it’s who I think it is, she prefers female humans and male dogs

Thank you for defending my tits . And Beulah sounds right. NeBeulah