Anyone from the UK?

[Daisy_Love]

She was on her knees

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Your defense was similar to Bill Clinton's

"I did not have relations with that woman Ms Lewinski"

 

[lingus60]

Just ask Bill.......

 

[lingus60]

I sense a lot of sexual frustration round here with all this detailed sex doll talk

Sexual frustration? On Lit?

 

[daystate]

Just ask Bill.......

I heard he had a puncure repair kit on hand...needle dick.

 

[cdstefi]

Remember, Crocs are made from recycled plastic. And what plastic do perverts recycle?

SEX DOLLS.

So Croc wearers are one degree of separation from ewww.

 

[joclfc]

You may be surprised to learn that I have surprisingly few pics of my adorable size 3.5 feet

My oldest daughter gets away with buying kids shoes cos her feet are so small, like 50% off trainers

 

[Wriggle]

 

[lingus60]

Anyone remember or know the Roxy Music track about sex dolls?

 

[Wriggle]

Hahaha.
No.
Brilliant.

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

crocs and socks...uuurrrgghhh

Should be a crime against humanity.

 

[cdstefi]

Should be a crime against humanity.

Along with sandals and socks.

Face it people. Footwear with "apertures" might feel cooler but it isn't. Nobody wants to see even tiny parts of your feet.

Preaching to the choir here anyway. Nobody has owned up to wearing Crocs (and I'd keep quiet about it if you do).

 

[cdstefi]

Anyway, imagine a realistic silicone sex doll that actual convincingly faked an orgasm anytime you went near its feet.

 

[Hector01]

Along with sandals and socks.

Face it people. Footwear with "apertures" might feel cooler but it isn't. Nobody wants to see even tiny parts of your feet.

Preaching to the choir here anyway. Nobody has owned up to wearing Crocs (and I'd keep quiet about it if you do).

I was going to buy some wutang crocs... they looked pretty cool.

 

[Daisy_Love]

I was going to buy some wutang crocs... they looked pretty cool.

No crocs are cool! Ever

 

[lingus60]

I'm just puzzling over where the inflation nozzle might be??? Or do you get a choice???

 

[cdstefi]

Apparently these are a thing. That you can actually buy, spend money on.

 

[Daisy_Love]

I'm just puzzling over where the inflation nozzle might be??? Or do you get a choice???

Belly button?

 

[Daisy_Love]

Apparently these are a thing. That you can actually buy, spend money on.

Omfg they are gross

 

[daystate]

No crocs are cool! Ever

On a similar subject..dads at the airport going on their hollybobs wearing brand new sparkly shiny trainers..not good.
Especially hitec or tesco two stripers.

 

[cdstefi]

Omfg they are gross

And they are not even the worst example I've seen. Just the first I could be arsed to screenshot

 

[lingus60]

Apparently these are a thing. That you can actually buy, spend money on.

Are they what you treat your inflatable to?

 

[cdstefi]

Are they what you treat your inflatable to?

I think they're what people who garden call CFM heels. Probably while talking about aphids or leaf rot or something.

 

[Yesok1]

Apparently these are a thing. That you can actually buy, spend money on.

Omg... No.

 

[lingus60]

Apparently these are a thing. That you can actually buy, spend money on.

Clearly designed for, and marketed at Tory ministers