Anyone from the UK?

[lingus60]

Do you recycle?

Oh ffs.. at least buy a new one, not a used one

 

[daystate]

Oh ffs.. at least buy a new one, not a used one

Sloppy seconds...uuurrrgghhhh

 

[Hector01]

Oh ffs.. at least buy a new one, not a used one

The used ones 'cum with experience' according to the adverts...

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I can't tell you what was said in pms only I have never and never will have a silicone sex doll.

What about other kinds of non silicone sex dolls?

 

[daystate]

The used ones 'cum with experience' according to the adverts...

Keep away from the used ones.They have a reputation.

 

[daystate]

What about other kinds of non silicone sex dolls?

Spoken like someone who has knowledge of this topic.

 

[Wriggle]

What about other kinds of non silicone sex dolls?

Dammit.
I had you at 3.1 to be the one to take my set up. - you just cost me a fortune.

 

[lingus60]

Orderrrr , Orderrr This is a respectabable thread......

 

[NorthernCardinal]

did you call the doll Monica? And did she enjoy a cigar?

 

[daystate]

did you call the doll Monica? And did she enjoy a cigar?

Wtf..where did that come from

 

[Hector01]

I sense a lot of sexual frustration round here with all this detailed sex doll talk

 

[Daisy_Love]

She was on her knees

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Your defense was similar to Bill Clinton's

"I did not have relations with that woman Ms Lewinski"

 

[lingus60]

Just ask Bill.......

 

[lingus60]

I sense a lot of sexual frustration round here with all this detailed sex doll talk

Sexual frustration? On Lit?

 

[daystate]

Just ask Bill.......

I heard he had a puncure repair kit on hand...needle dick.

 

[cdstefi]

Remember, Crocs are made from recycled plastic. And what plastic do perverts recycle?

SEX DOLLS.

So Croc wearers are one degree of separation from ewww.

 

[joclfc]

You may be surprised to learn that I have surprisingly few pics of my adorable size 3.5 feet

My oldest daughter gets away with buying kids shoes cos her feet are so small, like 50% off trainers

 

[Wriggle]

 

[lingus60]

Anyone remember or know the Roxy Music track about sex dolls?

 

[Wriggle]

Hahaha.
No.
Brilliant.

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

crocs and socks...uuurrrgghhh

Should be a crime against humanity.

 

[cdstefi]

Should be a crime against humanity.

Along with sandals and socks.

Face it people. Footwear with "apertures" might feel cooler but it isn't. Nobody wants to see even tiny parts of your feet.

Preaching to the choir here anyway. Nobody has owned up to wearing Crocs (and I'd keep quiet about it if you do).

 

[cdstefi]

Anyway, imagine a realistic silicone sex doll that actual convincingly faked an orgasm anytime you went near its feet.

 

[Hector01]

Along with sandals and socks.

Face it people. Footwear with "apertures" might feel cooler but it isn't. Nobody wants to see even tiny parts of your feet.

Preaching to the choir here anyway. Nobody has owned up to wearing Crocs (and I'd keep quiet about it if you do).

I was going to buy some wutang crocs... they looked pretty cool.