What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing anything remotely resembling the planet Mars.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing plastic sandwich wrapping

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing an orange blouse with lime green leggings.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a purple jumpsuit

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing a purple jumpsuit

I assumed it was still at the cleaners.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a kinky witch dress, heels, hat and fishnets.

 

[Rj_1954]

I am not wearing a kinky witch dress, heels, hat and fishnets.

What a picture that would be...

 

[Rj_1954]

But I'm not wearing a shirt like this..

 

[BrendaBear]

What a picture that would be...

I suppose I could take a photo… but your imagination is probably more fun.

 

[Rj_1954]

I suppose I could take a photo… but your imagination is probably more fun.

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Such as...

 

[Rj_1954]

I want this Hawaiian t-shirt



I'm not wearing anything else...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I am not wearing a kinky witch dress, heels, hat and fishnets.

I'm not sure this is true.

To many people's surprise, I'm not wearing a dunce hat.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not sure this is true.

Well, you got me. I am pretty tall, so I don’t normally wear heels. And would only wear fishnets if I wanted to tease someone because they aren’t very comfy (at least to me). But I did say, I wasn’t wearing that…

To many people's surprise, I'm not wearing a dunce hat.

I am quite sure, people here don’t think you would wear one.. unless it is a kink, which it probably is for some people.

And I am not wearing any kind of hat… I am about to head for bed…

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Well, you got me. I am pretty tall, so I don’t normally wear heels. And would only wear fishnets if I wanted to tease someone because they aren’t very comfy (at least to me). But I did say, I wasn’t wearing that…


I am quite sure, people here don’t think you would wear one.. unless it is a kink, which it probably is for some people.

And I am not wearing any kind of hat… I am about to head for bed…

As am I.
And thank you for the kind words, Editor in Chief.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the same clothes I was wearing the last time I was taken to the hospital for an emergency.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Spreader bar. Makes walking much easier too.

 

[amber1312]

A bra

 

[ramblnman65]

A condom wrapped with barbed wire

 

[F3x0r]

A large bowler hat

 

[Rj_1954]

A top hat & tails and nothing else

https://maudit.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F18442651511

 

[~Elizabeth~]

A clit ring.

 

[Rj_1954]

A cock cage one size smaller than I can fit into...

 

[DirtyMarine]

Underwear

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I’m not currently wearing any Shoes

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @~Elizabeth~ 's spreader bar or @AmandaKellyUK 's locking heels...

they hide their stuff too well for me...