Siren songs and helicockters

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I've missed you and those sweatpants.

They're basketball shorts but tomato, tomahto

 

[Rowan00]

I have like 3 photos up rn... Lol. Just out in threads. Lol. I'd be naked and taking pics of myself all fucking day... Wait.

Maybe I need a career change... I could be naked all day. Lol

I highly approve of this idea. You’re exquisite.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

They're basketball shorts but tomato, tomahto

Thanks for that. I had to go back and look again. Sneaky boy.

 

[Photog1rl]

They're basketball shorts but tomato, tomahto

Tomato, tomatho I’m not sure I saw fruit

 

[Azuldrgon]

I am curious if IMGBB is back up yet.
For science, of course.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I am curious if IMGBB is back up yet.
For science, of course.

No, it's still being the biggest cockblocker in the world

 

[Amanda330]

I've just been posting them to facebook like everyone else, I assume?

No words, other than delicious.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

No words, other than delicious.

They say taste is subjective, but I'm certain it's better in person

 

[morelikeasong]

Ok everyone, with a technical assist from @vagrantx I present to you, a belated thank you for 100 pages. All the laughs, the horniness, and, of course, the TRICKS . Thank you to all the guys (and gals) who have put themselves out there. You’re all awesome. 10/10s in my book.

Now how many of you actually read this whole thing before clicking that first link?

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Alright, I’m back from eating buns to wanting to see buns. What do we got going on?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I will still accept videos of guys jerking off to me
WITH CONSENT!! NOT AN OPEN INVITATION

Ohhhhhhh shit! And the floodgates have opened! Quick, MLAS, start filling the sandbags! You’re about to be waist-deep in JO videos in your inbox!!!

On a semi-related note: I mentioned this a couple days ago in S&S, but might as well drop it here too. Inspired by @PlanetaryNebula ’s 41 dicks for her 41st birthday, I’m upping the game:
I want 41 orgasms in my inbox for my 41st birthday in August!

This will be open to any participants: men, women, trans, nonbinary, whatev. I will be accepting all kinds of orgasms: cumshot vids or pics, “O face” vids or pics, tributes, Vocaroos, etc.

The main requirements I can currently think of, is that they be submitted by 18+ humans, and that they be of the person submitting them. Please don’t send me animals, minors or someone else cumming, that’s just creepy and also illegal in most places!

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Ok everyone, with a technical assist from @vagrantx I present to you, a belated thank you for 100 pages. All the laughs, the horniness, and, of course, the TRICKS . Thank you to all the guys (and gals) who have put themselves out there. You’re all awesome. 10/10s in my book.

Now how many of you actually read this whole thing before clicking that first link?

I did I did!

Edit… all that time for a Gottdamn Drew Barrymore GIF?
Not amused MLAS. Not. Amused.

Edit of edit…

 

[Azuldrgon]

Ok everyone, with a technical assist from @vagrantx I present to you, a belated thank you for 100 pages. All the laughs, the horniness, and, of course, the TRICKS . Thank you to all the guys (and gals) who have put themselves out there. You’re all awesome. 10/10s in my book.

Now how many of you actually read this whole thing before clicking that first link?

As I have said before, worth waiting for.
Makes me want to break my own rule I said earlier.
Thank you for being a wonderful hostess @morelikeasong .

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Not peer pressure... That sounds so negative.

Just persuasion, plain and simple.

You make it sound much better, thank you.

 

[Wriggle]

Ok everyone, with a technical assist from @vagrantx I present to you, a belated thank you for 100 pages. All the laughs, the horniness, and, of course, the TRICKS . Thank you to all the guys (and gals) who have put themselves out there. You’re all awesome. 10/10s in my book.

Now how many of you actually read this whole thing before clicking that first link?

You're welcome
I did nothing but appreciate.
& Yet I still get a reward.

 

[Photog1rl]

Ok everyone, with a technical assist from @vagrantx I present to you, a belated thank you for 100 pages. All the laughs, the horniness, and, of course, the TRICKS . Thank you to all the guys (and gals) who have put themselves out there. You’re all awesome. 10/10s in my book.

Now how many of you actually read this whole thing before clicking that first link?

Lovely share @morelikeasong
Congrats on 100 pages

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Ok everyone, with a technical assist from @vagrantx I present to you, a belated thank you for 100 pages. All the laughs, the horniness, and, of course, the TRICKS . Thank you to all the guys (and gals) who have put themselves out there. You’re all awesome. 10/10s in my book.

Now how many of you actually read this whole thing before clicking that first link?

I was going to go to bed, but I'm really glad I hung around

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

The ladies here are always so encouraging and appreciative. I wouldn’t call it peer pressure

I can't believe I've done what I have already due to them. I concur completely.

 

[morelikeasong]

I did I did!

Edit… all that time for a Gottdamn Drew Barrymore GIF?
Not amused MLAS. Not. Amused.

Edit of edit…

The journey you went through in this comment is hilarious

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

The journey you went through in this comment is hilarious

Figured you’d like to follow my emotional rollercoaster

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I will still accept videos of guys jerking off to me
WITH CONSENT!! NOT AN OPEN INVITATION

You don't have to worry here. I'll only ever send if requested.

 

[morelikeasong]

Figured you’d like to follow my emotional rollercoaster

I saw it with the first edit and I was debating if I should let you know you missed it or just wait for you to figure it out

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

I saw it with the first edit and I was debating if I should let you know you missed it or just wait for you to figure it out

I’m kinda smart. Watch a lot of CSI, pretty much a professional detective

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I think? I mean, new toys log maybe?

What new toys do you speak of?

https://media2.giphy.com/media/H9V5Wje0hF3G/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952utbm42l5nc7wlc047vk7lhtd6q7hm9ai995whffv&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
I just want dick. Lol

I find it difficult to believe you're ever in a place of lacking dick being offered to you.

 

[vagrantx]

Ok everyone, with a technical assist from @vagrantx I present to you, a belated thank you for 100 pages. All the laughs, the horniness, and, of course, the TRICKS . Thank you to all the guys (and gals) who have put themselves out there. You’re all awesome. 10/10s in my book.

Now how many of you actually read this whole thing before clicking that first link?

I'm a very, very happy little helper The most fun project I've had in ages!