Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Those are criminally uncomfortable! I hate toe-socks. I hate flip flops. I have some toe-jewelery and they don't mix with footwear that goes between toes :C

I’m obsessed with flip flops… they are ALL I WEAR 8 months of the year. I have a permanent gap between my big toe and 2nd toe.

But those? Are fucking weird. And uncomfortable.

I speak from experience… as my mum dressed me up as a geisha for Halloween one year with the gifts our Japanese exchange student left us.

 

[vagrantx]

Omg I 100% went @vagrantx to read this!!!!

I'm ashamed to say I don't own a copy I remember it (or was it bilbo) going something like... In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit. That's all I can recall.

 

[lavendersilk]

*Hands her The Lord of the Rings. *

Wait... I don't like... it doesn't matter. That sexy Swedish vocal fry could read a phone book.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Hands you the bat.

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FTeceNyVWiQycg%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=d938843ecef8e36109cb017cb549f741f68efbdf1c6d18565174815ddfca28ef&ipo=images

I could put that scene on replay for the whole day and still be entertained by it.

It needs the music

I literally replayed this part 3x the last time I rewatched Office Space a few months ago

 

[vagrantx]

I speak from experience… as my mum dressed me up as a geisha for Halloween one year with the gifts our Japanese exchange student left us.

Hahhahahahahaha
breath
hahahahhahah
that's so fucking uncomfortably funny!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hahhahahahahaha
breath
hahahahhahah
that's so fucking uncomfortably funny!

It was 80s … I’d like to say we didn’t know any better … but we probably did. Or .. my mum at least should have.

 

[vagrantx]

It was 80s … I’d like to say we didn’t know any better … but we probably did. Or .. my mum at least should have.

<sniffle> https://images.emojiterra.com/google/android-12l/512px/1f979.png
It's okay
hahah
you're forgiven

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Every time I click on an ImgBB link the person already took the image away.

Yeah - that too!

98% of the time.

Me when I click on the link and the pic is already gone
https://media3.giphy.com/media/9o9dh1JRGThC1qxGTJ/200w.gif?cid=6c09b952ebfb49jubmlmyl5ux9716lbmla9ex1genvfegv9m&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

I’m past rage at this point, this is my spirit animal with pic links



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I put mine up for 24 hours for this reason. You’re welcome / I’m sorry

 

[dawn_of_night]

what if you could only fuck on February 29th...

Criminal

 

[dawn_of_night]

In a seven year dry spell, so...that would be something to look forward to!

Time to get it wet....

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm ashamed to say I don't own a copy I remember it (or was it bilbo) going something like... In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit. That's all I can recall.

That. Is THE HOBBIT!

 

[vagrantx]

That. Is THE HOBBIT!

Sorry! Sorry... It's called Bilbo in the Swedish translation
I'm looking through my library looking for something interesting to read..

 

[BrendaBear]

*Hands her The Lord of the Rings. *

I'm ashamed to say I don't own a copy I remember it (or was it bilbo) going something like... In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit. That's all I can recall.

That. Is THE HOBBIT!

Isn't that the same thing? Close enough, right?

*runs away giggling*

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm ashamed to say I don't own a copy I remember it (or was it bilbo) going something like... In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit. That's all I can recall.

Sorry, sorry, that was uncalled for. (No it wasn't, my Precious! Its was very called forses!) What I meant to say is you might like reading it. (No, Precious! Yells and yells and yells at her!)

 

[BrendaBear]

Sorry! Sorry... It's called Bilbo in the Swedish translation
I'm looking through my library looking for something interesting to read..

If you have instructions for your refrigerator, that would be more interesting than those books.

*giggling like a total fiend, while running away again*

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m reading a YA LGBTQ book about satanism in a town of puritans.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Okay, cool…but how do you look in a kilt?

Haven't been brave enough to acquire one, but I'd legitimately wear one every day if it was culturally appropriate. The thought of all that fresh air

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sorry! Sorry... It's called Bilbo in the Swedish translation
I'm looking through my library looking for something interesting to read..

Oh cats and orcs, the Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit are two incredibly different books in the same world. The Hobbit was written as a children's book and the Lord of the Rings, the singe Epic Book Upon Which Every Other Epic Book Looks At In Awe And Worshipful Wonder, is for adults.

Ahmm. And you may enjoy it.

 

[Strixaluco]

*Unless they’re Japanese tabi socks!
https://www.kimono-yukata-market.com/cdn/shop/products/image9_963ae09e-3427-4e8e-bb76-82c1ad2d2f60.jpg?v=1564555067

I could wear those socks, I think - I have toe socks and my toes immediately become individualistic in them.

But flipflops? Never! I had them as a kid and never again.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh cats and orcs, the Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit are two incredibly different books in the same world. The Hobbit was written as a children's book and the Lord of the Rings, the singe Epic Book Upon Which Every Other Epic Book Looks At In Awe And Worshipful Wonder, is for adults.

Ahmm. And you may enjoy it.

*coughcough


Nerd.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I’m reading a YA LGBTQ book about satanism in a town of puritans.

The novelization of Footloose?

 

[UnquietDreams]

*coughcough


Nerd.

And?

 

[crazychemgirl]

And?

Nothing … like sees like.

 

[UnquietDreams]

The novelization of Footloose?

Okay, I immediately started singing the theme when I read that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

The novelization of Footloose?

I wish footloose had more girl on girl action.