Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I'm more interested in the little spoon-holder you have going on there? Is that just to keep the table clean? Never seen one!

Oh, spoon holders are a life saver!

I can't decide if it's ingenious, or just creating more stuff to wash! We just have machine-washable table-mats

Ingenious. Trust me, from a born-again-bachelor who cooks a lot, it beats cleaning the stove top.

 

[vagrantx]

it beats cleaning the stove top.

Ours is stainless steel though. It's a one-second thing to wipe it off with a wet dish rag. I was thinking more for the dinner table!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm a Gemini if anyone wanted to know.

Taurus here.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm kinda disappointed that there are no other Taurus here so far.

Here!

 

[BrendaBear]

He's a Scorpio
I made a Scorpion (Mortal Kombat game) joke
https://media.eventhubs.com/images/2021/10/14_scorpbnrt.webp
He wants to use the rope for bondage!

Oh! It was Mortal Kombat that I didn’t get… I do remember that now. Thanks for educating me.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm kinda disappointed that there are no other Taurus here so far.

That’s a bunch of bull!
*runs off giggling*

…and my dad and aunt were both Taurus.

 

[UnquietDreams]

So you like a little abuse in the morning… gotcha

I take my abuse when I can get it.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Is 9 years post-grad too long to wear a university branded sweater??

Girl.... The sycamores played last night and I haven't been there since 06... Damn right I'm wearing my hoodie today

 

[dawn_of_night]

I take my abuse when I can get it.

Come see me

 

[UnquietDreams]

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It can lie all the way down my throat

Gahk...

There is no chocolate in that "chocolate."

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm kinda disappointed that there are no other Taurus here so far.

I think @Bry1313 is a Taurus...

 

[vagrantx]

I take my abuse when I can get it.

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

 

[LupineOne]

Doing my best job of mimicking a certain someone who catches up way late, but jumping in 5 hours after you post this.

Actual sexiness has so little to do with physical appearance. It is 90% who you are. Are you smart, are you interesting, can you make someone feel good just by paying attention to them, are you funny, are you one of any of a dozen traits that draw people to you.

Long before I’ve seen pics of almost anyone here, I’ve decided if i find them sexy or not. Seeing each other’s physical appearances just gives you a visual to ponder while thinking about someone’s appeal.

Don’t worry about your physical form relating to your appeal. You’ve got loads of people interested in what you have to say, and are excited to learn from that great big brain of yours that has diverse interests and enjoys sharing tjem.

I’ve now written a post that’s about as long as your typical music post, so I’ll stop prattling on, just listen to these voices telling you good things, and remember, that inner voice is an asshole that you don’t have to agree with. Keep being sexy.

Damn straight

 

[dawn_of_night]

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It can lie all the way down my throat

Same.,.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I think @Bry1313 is a Taurus...

Raises hand....

 

[UnquietDreams]

I think @Bry1313 is a Taurus...

That makes sense on a couple of levels.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Oh, baby, taunt me a second time!

 

[vagrantx]

Oh, baby, taunt me a second time!

I fart in your general direction!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I fart in your general direction!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Work is closed because of rain and flooding! Woo-hoo!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I take my abuse when I can get it.

Oh so I can abuse you any old time… good to know.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh so I can abuse you any old time… good to know.

When have you not?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Work is closed because of rain and flooding! Woo-hoo!

Mine's closed because it is sunny and warm! Woo-hoo!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Your emoji is broken.

Oh you’ve seen all the fun parts anyway

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Doing my best job of mimicking a certain someone who catches up way late, but jumping in 5 hours after you post this.

Actual sexiness has so little to do with physical appearance. It is 90% who you are. Are you smart, are you interesting, can you make someone feel good just by paying attention to them, are you funny, are you one of any of a dozen traits that draw people to you.

Long before I’ve seen pics of almost anyone here, I’ve decided if i find them sexy or not. Seeing each other’s physical appearances just gives you a visual to ponder while thinking about someone’s appeal.

Don’t worry about your physical form relating to your appeal. You’ve got loads of people interested in what you have to say, and are excited to learn from that great big brain of yours that has diverse interests and enjoys sharing tjem.

I’ve now written a post that’s about as long as your typical music post, so I’ll stop prattling on, just listen to these voices telling you good things, and remember, that inner voice is an asshole that you don’t have to agree with. Keep being sexy.

This is one of my favorite things you've ever posted.

And as someone who appreciates the visuals, I'm glad I get to see all the sexy women and men on this site. One of the best things about Lit is proving that when you're sexy in all the other ways, the physical is always sexy.

But I'm glad it sounds like you'd do just fine without the visuals so youre fine missing the pictures all the time. I love that for you.

I also love getting to spend most of my day with the sexiest guy on Lit.