Sex & Shenanigans

[vagrantx]

Full disclosure, mine's a raven, but I'd still count you a sister in ink!

How do you feel about ravens?

I love love love love love them!! That is epic! Thank you for sharing!

 

[UnquietDreams]

@crazychemgirl can we make a "thirstiest" award for UD? I don't know anyone on lit who's gone this far for a boob

Oh, this isn't a boob, it is your boob. I am very particular. Especially as you couldn't spell my name right yesterday...

And anything worth doing is worth doing well, especially cooking.

It smells...not horrible. Just setting the scene.

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[crazychemgirl]

Oh, this isn't a boob, it is your boob. I am very particular. Especially as you couldn't spell my name right yesterday...

And anything worth doing is worth doing well, especially cooking.

It smells...not horrible. Just setting the scene.

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Oh … seems like a crush is present.

 

[dawn_of_night]

So, ... I can't keep up. But I have some things to say ...

Some men are sexy. But some... Some are smokin' ... Like in my head of he walks by me and makes me double take, he smells like fire or diesel fuel or leather.... I'm thinking .... Damn he's smokin' , like a butt roast @__Nathan1968 might smoke on the weekends....

Oor! Like if I see a dad out and he's all "I'm gonna wear leggings and go shopping today" I might be like oh fuck I wanna undress you with my eyes and maybe I say he's crushing it....
Like he's got his shit together, he's crush dad life and he's all that and a bag of lays....

And my favorite.... Is he's cuddly....
Which is my see the cute ones, usually a bigger guy, he's tall, and probably kinda lumberjack-ish and he for damn sure has manner and respects himself and his family.
Not that the others don't it's just overly evident...

So... Bro. You are absofuckinglitly, crushing it, smokin like a pipe, and as cuddly as a kitten. And I love it....
All you sexy ass mother fuckers....
Yes, you too...
Don't make me tag all of you.

Fuckin fuckers.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Is math your secondary kryptonite after cheese?


No such thing


Agreed! I’ve only been half joking when I’ve said that all of that is my biggest kink. Getting into someone’s head, understanding who they are and why, and using that to make them feel fantastic? Yep, it pushes all my buttons in the best way.


I’ll have you know I have taken some very sexy singular boob pictures!

You know I am very partial to both boobs AND cheese...

 

[lavendersilk]

Well, my next tat was gonna be a kitty and paw prints but now I want a raven.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

What have you done that wasn’t sexual but turned into sex?

Gone for a walk. Got picked up from work. Drove home to LA from SD. Went to the park. Went to the movies. Went to Speedzone (go-karts, arcade, restaurant and bar) with 60-70 of our closest friends…

I think every woman has wanted just a back rub at least once in her life

But what if I really wanted the sex?

 

[Taegul]

Some of my best responses were from a singular boob/nipple pic...

The brain is fucking sexy... There's nothing more fun than a teasing conversation that lasts all day culminating in a very thorough fucking.

I've made myself wet now.

*Taegul has entered the chat*

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well, my next tat was gonna be a kitty and paw prints but now I want a raven.

Oooh … raven sisters across the globe!!!!

 

[morelikeasong]

I’ll have you know I have taken some very sexy singular boob pictures!

Oh yeah?

 

[dawn_of_night]

But what if I really wanted the sex?

Hey girl, hey....
Wait... I mean...
Yea. What if I want sex?

I honestly have no idea what's going on, I just wanted to agree with having sex.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Well, my next tat was gonna be a kitty and paw prints but now I want a raven.

Get 2, and you can be a sexy Odin!

 

[vagrantx]

Oh, this isn't a boob, it is your boob. I am very particular.

And anything worth doing is worth doing well, especially cooking.

It smells...not horrible. Just setting the scene.

You know you're negotiating with a domme here, trying to play all assertive isn't doing you any favours
Then again I'm about to sell myself for a pic of a man eating brussel sprouts. I don't think I've ever felt this icky and tickled at the same time before LOL

Especially as you couldn't spell my name right yesterday...

I asked you in PM and I've looked over the meme but I still see nothing wrong with it!

Oh yeah?

Your emoji's broken

 

[LupineOne]

So glad you made it home safely. It sounded scary.

It was a bit tense. Slush/sleet/freezing rain, a couple inches of it, and falling temps. I was fine early, just rain, then got further inland and saw four corners of red-white-and-blue on the highway. Three different vehicles had spun off the road in almost the same spot, different sides of the highway.
Got past that, and the roads just deteriorated from there. Probably 30 mph max on the highway, and even with winter tires I felt the steering go loose and the whole truck want to slide multiple times, and that was still highway.

So… you turned into a werewolf while driving? Cool!!!

Did you happen to get any selfies too?

I was tense enough to, that’s for sure

 

[HeavyBalls]

Oh yeah?

Are you asking Lady L for BEWBS?

 

[Amanda330]

*Taegul has entered the chat*

Heyyyy tae tae...

 

[vagrantx]

Get 2, and you can be a sexy Odin!

Word of warning, get the other one stenciled onto you first and get a feel for it.
I've Hugin on my left leg, was going to get Munin on my right but as he got the stencil onto me and I got to look at them, it was just too much. So I settled for just the one

 

[Taegul]

35 pages since I last posted yesterday.

Isn't there suppose to be a tl;dr post like every 5 pages or something?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hey girl, hey....
Wait... I mean...
Yea. What if I want sex?

I honestly have no idea what's going on, I just wanted to agree with having sex.

Always safe.

 

[lavendersilk]

Word of warning, get the other one stenciled onto you first and get a feel for it.
I've Hugin on my left leg, was going to get Munin on my right but as he got the stencil onto me and I got to look at them, it was just too much. So I settled for just the one

My tattoo guy is super nice! He let me check mine out in the mirror before breaking out the gun.

 

[morelikeasong]

Your emoji's broken

Whoops, sorry

 

[Wand3rlust]

Blah blah boobs blah blah @Indie has a cute butt blah @crazychemgirl asks a question.
blah blah innuendo laden inane ramblings.

 

[lavendersilk]

35 pages since I last posted yesterday.

Isn't there suppose to be a tl;dr post like every 5 pages or something?

Kitty is working on recaps as we type...

 

[positiveflirt]

Whoops, sorry

Okay that actually looks delicious. What is this witchcraft??

 

[morelikeasong]

Are you asking Lady L for BEWBS?

I absolutely, shamelessly am