Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

Why does lit hate me

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yo @Lord Pmann

This is the strangest dick measuring contest.

Also I'm still up. What about you @Mr_bogey ?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You need to borrow the dickalogue from @OrdinaryPerson

No one has sent me dick in so long my dickalogue was seized by a museum

 

[TigerLilly4U]

I can't imagine calling up @TigerLilly4U and being like, "hey girl, wanna flick our beans together?"

It's totally a guy thing...not all guys for sure...but I could never be like "Hey Bestie I'm thinking take out, a diet coke, and some porn! BYOV!!!" (That's Bring Your Own Vibrator, thought I should clarify since you know aside from it possibly being said in a porno, no woman has ever said it to a platonic buddy)

 

[Mr_bogey]

This is the strangest dick measuring contest.

Also I'm still up. What about you @Mr_bogey ?

You are a west coaster, so you cheat.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Why does lit hate me

 

[LupineOne]

This is going to be a long day. Morning Shenanigang

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Eek! Are you saying Peckereye is contagious?

It might be, but I don't want to be known as Peckereye Conrad...

 

[vagrantx]

It's totally a guy thing...not all guys for sure...but I could never be like "Hey Bestie I'm thinking take out, a diet coke, and some porn! BYOV!!!" (That's Bring Your Own Vibrator, thought I should clarify since you know aside from it possibly being said in a porno, no woman has ever said it to a platonic buddy)

Well now I've got something new on my bucket list

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Eh, fuggit. Top 5.

@crazychemgirl
@MedicalMuse
@Tigobitties98
@LadyLascivious1
@Indie
@PassionatePanther
@morelikeasong
@PlanetaryNebula
@OrdinaryPerson

Sorry, lost count. And then it's like 10 more easily.

That's only 9...

We'll chalk it up to you were distracted by that bottle of ranch infront of you!

 

[BrendaBear]

You are a west coaster, so you cheat.

Wait… are you suggesting that just because someone is a west coast person they have a lack of moral fortitude? I will have you know I have lived in the west my entire life and based on my personal experience, I would say… hmmm…. thinking…. Well…. Yeah… maybe…

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yo @Lord Pmann

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is going to be a long day. Morning Shenanigang

I’m sorry

 

[LupineOne]

I’m sorry

It’s okay. I’ll survive.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s okay. I’ll survive.

would boobs help?

 

[LupineOne]

would boobs help?

Boobs always help. And the fact you’re willing to ask made me smile in and of itself

 

[Mr_bogey]

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[Strixaluco]

This is going to be a long day. Morning Shenanigang

 

[Mr_bogey]

would boobs help?

Was that directed specifically to Wolfie or can anyone answer?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ll work on it in a bit yall.

 

[Strixaluco]

A housekeeper for free could work for me. At least for this month, to get past this dusty time.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[crazychemgirl]

 

[lavendersilk]

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Happy Olivia Munn Appreciation Day!

 

[crazychemgirl]