Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

When you reach my geezerdom you want to treat your dick as if it’s a priceless artifact. Damn things are delicate.

Shit, At what age am I supposed to stop spanking it? I must be getting close!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I drink because it’s fun

Me too! And because I’m fun(er) when I do

Legend in my own mind.

 

[Trubbycat]

Shit, At what age am I supposed to stop spanking it? I must be getting close!

You can spank it, just no banging on the counter or trying to knock trees over with it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I drink to forget. The problem is that I have a really good memory.

So what’s the most random fact you remember while drunk?

 

[Trubbycat]

So what’s the most random fact you remember while drunk?

All kinds of dinosaur shit

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You can spank it, just no banging on the counter or trying to knock trees over with it.

I’ve never fucked a tree! That ranger was a goddamn liar!

 

[Bry1313]

Does this mean I made it here?

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He will always find and love the nudes.

 

[Amanda330]

I'm sober, but if no one else wants to step up

Well what are you waiting for??

 

[Trubbycat]

I’ve never fucked a tree! That ranger was a goddamn liar!

He’s just trying to protect himself in the report.

 

[MissLabelled]

It’s either the best thing or the worst.

It's all good. I drink very very rarely these days. Tonight was just the last evening living with my ex so we made food and drank a lot of wine.

 

[Amanda330]

I think I missed the party

Perfect timing

 

[Trubbycat]

Just finished watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail for the 8,429th time so now I can concentrate on this nonsense.

 

[BrendaBear]

I drink to forget. The problem is that I have a really good memory.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/IBMMwJ_LHtQAAAAC/wine-glass-cheers.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

You can spank it, just no banging on the counter or trying to knock trees over with it.

Knocking over trees? I kind of want to see that…

 

[MissLabelled]

So what’s the most random fact you remember while drunk?

I think I remember seeing a monkey fuck a tree!

 

[Amanda330]

He will always find and love the nudes.

The fucking truth...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think I remember seeing a monkey fuck a tree!

I’m sure I don’t know what you’re referring to madam.

 

[ShaneoD]

Well what are you waiting for??

Waiting? I may have started without you

 

[MissLabelled]

He will always find and love the nudes.

The fucking truth...

And that particular one was buried among 100 posts!

 

[Bry1313]

I love dicks

And dicks love you

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Me too! And because I’m fun(er) when I do

Legend in my own mind.

ME TOO!!!!! I become an animated version of myself. And since I have to drink before attending any social function for the most part, I’m primed in to be entertaining. Put on a good show. Thank you booze

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

And dicks love you

That made me both happy and horny simultaneously

 

[Trubbycat]

ME TOO!!!!! I become an animated version of myself. And since I have to drink before attending any social function for the most part, I’m primed in to be entertaining. Put on a good show. Thank you booze

There’s a fine line between witty and sloppy. And it keeps moving.

 

[Trubbycat]

Well I just killed a bottle of wine.

 

[MissLabelled]

Well I just killed a bottle of wine.

Hey me too. Cheers!

But I need to sleep now tho.