Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Welp, now I know where to post this actual true fact

Today I made some cookies for the dessert potluck we're going to tonight. It's a big crowd, mostly strangers. I made chewy molasses cookies with a special ingredient that you can only get one way. Have never done this before, I have no idea what came over me to jerk off into the cookie dough. But I did and the cookies taste fine.

Sir, we’re all about sexy, fun shenanigans here. What you’re describing is a felony in some states and just plain not cool

 

[Codeman93]

TIG! @Tigobitties98

 

[Lord Pmann]

Sir, we’re all about sexy, fun shenanigans here. What you’re describing is a felony in some states and just plain not cool

Yeah. I read this and was like, WTF??? Chewy molasses cookies? That’s just gross.

 

[MindYaBitness]

TIG! @Tigobitties98

What's up? Long time no see! What've you been up to?

 

[Codeman93]

What's up? Long time no see! What've you been up to?

Trying to survive lol Naa works just been trash and I’ve been trying to work on myself ya know.
How have you been?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Trying to survive lol Naa works just been trash and I’ve been trying to work on myself ya know.
How have you been?

Absolutely fabulous as usual, just living it up in the Lit-o-Sphere with these fine people

 

[Codeman93]

Absolutely fabulous as usual, just living it up in the Lit-o-Sphere with these fine people

The blessing that it is!
I hope you’re doing the best as possible!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Ha. Hell no. I don’t have anything against the hobby, but it’s always struck me as bizarre that it’s the one thing that’s always been socially acceptable to peer pressure someone into. Like if I decline the invite to rent smelly shoes and bowl, you know someone will immediately pipe up pressing hard on all the reasons I should change my mind. Why is that?


Nope, I pretty much only eat, drink, and socialize at bowling alleys too. They got much more tolerable after inside smoking was banned.

Oh, and sometimes I read while there

Where were all the wild women like you when I was in high school? Or in college? Or in my 20s? Or my 30s??

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ha. Hell no. I don’t have anything against the hobby, but it’s always struck me as bizarre that it’s the one thing that’s always been socially acceptable to peer pressure someone into. Like if I decline the invite to rent smelly shoes and bowl, you know someone will immediately pipe up pressing hard on all the reasons I should change my mind. Why is that?


Nope, I pretty much only eat, drink, and socialize at bowling alleys too. They got much more tolerable after inside smoking was banned.

Oh, and sometimes I read while there

Bowling alleys...here, wear these used shoes and put your fingers in these sweaty holes. Heeby-jeebies!
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[Codeman93]

Bowling alleys...here, wearcthese used shoes and put your fingers in these sweaty holes. Heeby-jeebies!
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I find that the more you drink the less you think about it

 

[Amanda330]

Bowling alleys...here, wearcthese used shoes and put your fingers in these sweaty holes. Heeby-jeebies!
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And why does everyone think it's so much fun?? It is so boring!

To recap: unhygienic and boring.

And also how am I supposed to look amazing in clown shoes??

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

We can expect that right after their "Santa Jason" single is released

@PlanetaryNebula was supposed to help us finish the lyrics for that…

Fuck R fuck R whoever that is?
Or for real for real

2 of my gamer-related nicknames start with R

A real big spender.

Why don’t you spend a little time with me?

Is this like AA.
Hi, I'm Sherlock. I've been addicted to tits since puberty. I don't want to get better, just saying

Hi, I’m Kitty, and I’m an

Mammories in hand? Nah, that's over on Salty's thread this week

Dammit, now I’m going to have to check back in with that thread! I think I stopped keeping up with it when foot week started

 

[MindYaBitness]

I find that the more you drink the less you think about it

I double dog dare you to take just one microbiology class, then come tell me how much beer it takes to be okay bowling

 

[jason28053]

And why does everyone think it's so much fun?? It is so boring!

To recap: unhygienic and boring.

And also how am I supposed to look amazing in clown shoes??

So that’s a no from you then

 

[MindYaBitness]

And why does everyone think it's so much fun?? It is so boring!

To recap: unhygienic and boring.

And also how am I supposed to look amazing in clown shoes??

Right? I didn't look hot for this date so I could wear nasty shoes that look tacky and showcase my bad aim.

 

[Codeman93]

I double dog dare you to take just one microbiology class, then come tell me how much beer it takes to be okay bowling

I mean a dare is a dare but you forget I’m in the military, can’t be worse then a barracks room

 

[Codeman93]

Honest to god though if your dates are worried about what shoes your wearing if they are into you then fuck then I bet yall look amazing in them though I do under stand how gross they are

 

[MindYaBitness]

I mean a dare is a dare but your forget I’m in the military, can’t be worse then a barracks room

I retract my previous warning as your barracks battle born immune system can likely thrash all of the mrsa and staph A. in the place!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Honest to god though if your dates are worried about what shoes your wearing if they are into you then fuck then I bet yall look amazing in them though I do under stand how gross they are

I'm short, all of my shoes have a heal or Wedge. Wearing those nasty shoes means I'm walking on the bottom of my jeans/slacks

 

[Amanda330]

Right? I didn't look hot for this date so I could wear nasty shoes that look tacky and showcase my bad aim.

Right?! And the fact that you have to bring your socks with you if you're wearing cute shoes because God forbid you forget and have to put your foot into that nastiness without a foot condom.

And yes... Omg. My aim is so bad. I blame my eyes but I'm just an uncoordinated princess. Lol. And I don't care enough to work on my 'form' for the once in every ten years I step into a bowling alley.

 

[Codeman93]

I retract my previous warning as your barracks battle born immune system can likely thrash all of the mrsa and staph A. in the place!

I’d share my blood to help every one if I could

 

[Codeman93]

I'm short, all of my shoes have a heal or Wedge. Wearing those nasty shoes means I'm walking on the bottom of my jeans/slacks

I mean as a guy let me hold you up but I do understand what you mean

 

[BrendaBear]

I double dog dare you to take just one microbiology class, then come tell me how much beer it takes to be okay bowling

Okay… I wasn’t going to go there…but… consider a typical day, driving down 101… stopping at all kinds of parks on the way, maybe even having a picnic at one of them… maybe it is even raining… but hey, pacific northwest, so that is just part of life… everything about that is full of nasty microbiology things isn’t it? And isn’t it better to let your body be all jacked up, used to dealing with such things than to hide away?

That having been said… sitting naked vag right on a hotel bed top? Oh hell no!!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Right?! And the fact that you have to bring your socks with you if you're wearing cute shoes because God forbid you forget and have to put your foot into that nastiness without a foot condom.

And yes... Omg. My aim is so bad. I blame my eyes but I'm just an uncoordinated princess. Lol. And I don't care enough to work on my 'form' for the once in every ten years I step into a bowling alley.

I'm coordinated. I can dance salsa, bachata etc like I was born to it. But for some reason I'm terrible at any activity that includes a ball & points. I'd rather read a trashy novel than work on a sport I didn't want to play in the first place.

 

[Codeman93]

Okay… I wasn’t going to go there…but… consider a typical day, driving down 101… stopping at all kinds of parks on the way, maybe even having a picnic at one of them… maybe it is even raining… but hey, pacific northwest, so that is just part of life… everything about that is full of nasty microbiology things isn’t it? And isn’t it better to let your body be all jacked up, used to dealing with such things than to hide away?

That having been said… sitting naked vag right on a hotel bed top? Oh hell no!!!!

But I love naked vag