Sex & Shenanigans

[Trubbycat]

Fixed it for you.

That is probably far more accurate.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Sorry. This is my fault.

How’d you get all the way back to the valley so fast?

Sleep well, kitty. *fondles boobs*

Yay! *Purrrrrrs*

But yes.

Moar yay!

Ni ni (for a couple more hours) ppl!

 

[Trubbycat]

(casually wonders about butt plug earrings)

 

[dawn_of_night]

I've never had one.

Gotta try it. I suggest sugar rim and not salt

 

[subdudeme13]

Mercy Buckets

That works, I never took French.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I call dibs on big spoon!

I may get a boner, fair warning

Please do. Bring it on! Inflatable penises welcome.

 

[subdudeme13]

(casually wonders about butt plug earrings)

Funny, I just mentioned butt plug in What are you not wearing!

 

[Trubbycat]

Please do. Bring it on! Inflatable penises welcome.

Slowly rubs up and down butt crack

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I call dibs on big spoon!

I may get a boner, fair warning

Fixed it for you.

That is probably far more accurate.

LOL sorry my fellow feline, I told my FMK hubby @BodieOhl he could be big spoon

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The earrings often times start out as keychains, that I then convert into earrings.

Like these that I prepped before last October since I did one pair per day for “Spooky Month”.
(good lord what am I doing!)

Transcription of my internal monologue: “those are cool earrings . Thats an interesting display case hey….waitaminnitt…”

 

[Trubbycat]

LOL sorry my fellow feline, I told my FMK hubby @BodieOhl he could be big spoon

FUCK.

pouts

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Please do. Bring it on! Inflatable penises welcome.

Was it @vagrantx who had the massive inflatable butt plug?

Also, why am I still here and not asleep?

 

[BrendaBear]

(casually wonders about butt plug earrings)

What about earplug butt rings?

Okay, doesn’t make sense. But I am going to post it anyway…

 

[MissLabelled]

I need to have someone in my rotation who would just be happy with reciting poetry while giving me a full body massage. That isn’t too much to ask, is it?

 

[subdudeme13]

Please do. Bring it on! Inflatable penises welcome.

The things we do for you!

 

[vagrantx]

Was it @vagrantx who had the massive inflatable butt plug?

Also, why am I still here and not asleep?

Huh? This thing? It goes well in any hole!

https://i.imgur.com/xC1KX2g.png

 

[subdudeme13]

What about earplug butt rings?

Okay, doesn’t make sense. But I am going to post it anyway…

Ear plugs and butt rings? What is a butt ring?

 

[subdudeme13]

Huh? This thing? It goes well in any hole!

https://i.imgur.com/xC1KX2g.png

Can I have mink lined cuffs? btw does that thing vibrate?

 

[vagrantx]

Can I have mink lined cuffs? btw does that thing vibrate?

As long as they're faux-fur, sure! And no, it doesn't I think it'd be hard to make a balloon vibrate... Someone get on inventing that! STAT!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Huh? This thing? It goes well in any hole!

https://i.imgur.com/xC1KX2g.png

Well this thread accelerated quickly tonight.

 

[dawn_of_night]

(casually wonders about butt plug earrings)

Man, that's gonna stretch out the earlobes... Those are heaavy.

 

[BrendaBear]

Ear plugs and butt rings? What is a butt ring?

Oh, you’ll find out… after I have you secured to my bondage table… everything exposed… and I invited friends in… and and they do something unbelievable!!

Then… the butt rings are… done something with! It will likely be excruciating because we don’t know what we are doing. Wait! I mean, because we are giggling and drunk. No, that is not better… um..

You might want to use your safe word… that lady just brought in her tattoo gun…

 

[Trubbycat]

As long as they're faux-fur, sure! And no, it doesn't I think it'd be hard to make a balloon vibrate... Someone get on inventing that! STAT!

I assume the vibrator would have to fit into the valve somehow. Let me get MIT and CalTech on the phone.

 

[Trubbycat]

Man, that's gonna stretch out the earlobes... Those are heaavy.

Even the little silicone ones? Finger sized?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Huh? This thing? It goes well in any hole!

https://i.imgur.com/xC1KX2g.png

Ooooh okay…I think the first time you showed it to me it was in the context of you suggesting that replace my set of 3 butt plugs in graduated sizes, so I thought it was anal-specific…but yes, that!