Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

Of course. How else would you make friends here?

By being delightful, adorable and totally not a sarcastic wanker?

*ahem*

 

[BrendaBear]

Outside of a few cool people all I get is hate mail and thinly veiled insinuations that I should commit self-termination.

Wow! That is a pretty horrible way for people to treat you! That ticks me off!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

By being delightful, adorable and totally not a sarcastic wanker?

*ahem*

Aw, I love that you noticed

 

[BrendaBear]

Is it? I’ve never had hot tub sex. I have generally avoided any type of underwater sex. Doesn’t it wash away the natural lubrication? And push all the pool chemicals up inside her?

That is what I thought too…

 

[Rj_1954]

Hello! My thoughts for the evening...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Outside of randoms asking if you would sell your panties, show your feet, or be the “mom” in their role play, do people use the DM feature to actually chat? Is it a faux pas to just reach out and say “hi”?

I did drunk DM someone poetry once...

 

[BrendaBear]

Hello! My thoughts for the evening...

RJ! Stop repeating yourself!! Don’t you know repeating your jokes makes them un-funny?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Outside of a few cool people all I get is hate mail and thinly veiled insinuations that I should commit self-termination.

I don’t like fucking hearing this.
Don’t you EVER listen to that shit.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I did drunk DM someone poetry once...

Once someone broke up with me via text poem.

And then they called and were like “why didn’t you write back? I thought we would argue about it and then things would be fine.” Lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is it? I’ve never had hot tub sex. I have generally avoided any type of underwater sex. Doesn’t it wash away the natural lubricati

Yes. I learned this having sex in a river. Seemed like a better idea than it turned out to be. Moved into the trees. Gentleman, as I said, so I got a stick up my butt (no penetration, thank you for worrying) for part of it, but other than that, it was good.

Hot tub sex is not good. Sitting on the side of the hot tub, soaking your feet while I go down on you before hot tubing is good.

 

[lavendersilk]

Outside of randoms asking if you would sell your panties, show your feet, or be the “mom” in their role play, do people use the DM feature to actually chat? Is it a faux pas to just reach out and say “hi”?

I have received a total of... let me count... four unwanted links to dick pics. Honestly, they don't bother me that much. They make me laugh.

I have received one request to be in a Mommy roleplay and one other ageplay request.

I have received multiple flirtatious messages that last only a handful of back and forths before they fizzle out.

I have made five friends who I contact outside of Lit. And multiple friends who I randomly chat with. I want/need more. *hint* *hint*

I am very lucky.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I don’t like fucking hearing this.
Don’t you EVER listen to that shit.

It's happened a lot in my life. But I'm still here.

 

[lavendersilk]

I did drunk DM someone poetry once...

Yes. You did...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Once someone broke up with me via text poem.

And then they called and were like “why didn’t you write back? I thought we would argue about it and then things would be fine.” Lol

Luckily it wasn't my poetry. And it turned out fine. We had a long conversation on art and poetry.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes. You did...

No, I DM you the poetry of my favorite drunk. I was sober at the time.

 

[lavendersilk]

No, I DM you the poetry of my favorite drunk. I was sober at the time.

Dammit.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Dammit.

Oh, I still did it out of love. And he is my favorite poet.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

RJ! Stop repeating yourself!! Don’t you know repeating your jokes makes them un-funny?

This is not true.

 

[MindYaBitness]

On this topic… what does everyone think about outdoor sex?
Are you a fan?

I love it. However, there are definitely downsides.
One time I was fucking in a park at night and my ass got sooo bitten by mosquitoes. Thank god this was before my mosquito allergy developed because that would have been truly miserable.

And I’m thinking about a tropical location… heat and humidity. Sure, I’d be down for a few passionate, sweaty, outdoor fucks, but mostly I’d probably want to do it inside with a/c.

Yes, I'm down. Camping, hiking, hell, just going for a walk, I'm willing to sneak off anytime/anywhere. The problem is I have to lure my partner to it by threatening to strip down & walk about naked if he doesn't oblige me off the path.

Am I late? I got my suit on and brought roses for all the winners. Where is everyone?

Shoot. Looks like it was hours ago. Guess I’ll keep these complimentary and shaped chocolate bites and sex toy Swag bags to myself.

Congrats to all the winners! You are all masters of everything Shenanigan-like!
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Outside of randoms asking if you would sell your panties, show your feet, or be the “mom” in their role play, do people use the DM feature to actually chat? Is it a faux pas to just reach out and say “hi”?

Yes, amongst thexsee of lurkers, weirdos, & fetishists, once in awhile you get to talk to an actual decent person and make friends.

I’m a fan of outdoor sex. And any of you naysayers who want to pretend you’re too good for it, I have two words. Hot tub. Hot tub sex is perhaps the greatest invention since the blowjob (with the exception of the hot tub blowjob) and 97.3% of hot tub sex takes place in the out-of-fucking-doors.

Is it? I’ve never had hot tub sex. I have generally avoided any type of underwater sex. Doesn’t it wash away the natural lubrication? And push all the pool chemicals up inside her?

Yep, hot tub, bath tub, even showers sometimes, feel like dry sex because the water dilutes the natural lubricants. Not a fan. Water foreplay, yes. Water sex, not so much.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Once someone broke up with me via text poem.

And then they called and were like “why didn’t you write back? I thought we would argue about it and then things would be fine.” Lol

This sounds like a very specific kink,

 

[jason28053]

On this topic… what does everyone think about outdoor sex?
Are you a fan?

I love it. However, there are definitely downsides.
One time I was fucking in a park at night and my ass got sooo bitten by mosquitoes. Thank god this was before my mosquito allergy developed because that would have been truly miserable.

And I’m thinking about a tropical location… heat and humidity. Sure, I’d be down for a few passionate, sweaty, outdoor fucks, but mostly I’d probably want to do it inside with a/c.

Yes, Outdoor in the mountains near a steam or waterfall. I do love tropical locations but I’m with you on wanting to be in the A/C when the fucking commences.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I did drunk DM someone poetry once...

Wait....
Can I buy you a drink...

 

[UnquietDreams]

It’s not, and I don’t think I’ve seen the thread, but I would be open to fucking a girl (or guy) in chucks, if that’s the implication. I’m a fan.

Chucks and three socks.

 

[BrendaBear]

I don’t like fucking hearing this.
Don’t you EVER listen to that shit.

Exactly!!!!

Listen to Nebs! Nebs is good! Nebs is wise!!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Outside of randoms asking if you would sell your panties, show your feet, or be the “mom” in their role play, do people use the DM feature to actually chat? Is it a faux pas to just reach out and say “hi”?

I like using PMs to try to get to know people. I'm just bad at keeping up conversations. There's a couple of folks I chat with via PM almost daily.

I'm an expert-level pervert, but I never quite understood the appeal of a used pair of panties. I mean, yeah, her intimate feminine bits and their heavenly secretions were once covered by them, but what's the kink?