Sex sounds

[samhasstories]

Grunts, groans, moans, sighs, lusty gasps, creaking of the bed, the pound of the headboard, a sprinkling of Oh, God, fuck, fuck, fuck, shit, holy shit, holy fucking shit.

Did I miss anything?

I do find my erotica characters say "holy fucking shit" more than any real people I've actually encountered. They also invoke God quite a bit, which I'm not really pulling from life.

 

[intim8]

I do find my erotica characters say "holy fucking shit" more than any real people I've actually encountered.

I once had Santa say "Ho ho hooooly fucking shit!"

EDIT: In a story. I meant in a story...

 

[samhasstories]

I once had Santa say "Ho ho hooooly fucking shit!"

That's fantastic.

There should definitely be some kind of literotica bingo game. And that should definitely be on it.

 

[intim8]

That's fantastic.

There should definitely be some kind of literotica bingo game. And that should definitely be on it.

That story probably hit all the squares.

I was intentionally going for over the top with the euphemisms and stuff.

Bonus, the phrase "non Euclidian bullshit" makes an appearance.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

I'm guessing 'a ooga' is not the sound you should be making when you're squeezing a woman's breasts.

 

[StillStunned]

I'm guessing 'a ooga' is not the sound you should be making when you're squeezing a woman's breasts.

I believe "honk honk" or a raspberry are commonly held to be the only acceptable sounds.

 

[intim8]

I believe "honk honk" or a raspberry are commonly held to be the only acceptable sounds.

They really like that. Especially if you follow up by yelling "Titties!"

 

[StillStunned]

They really like that. Especially if you follow up by yelling "Titties!"

I firmly believe that's why the redhead married me.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

I believe "honk honk" or a raspberry are commonly held to be the only acceptable sounds.

Yeah, 'cause you always want to keep it classy.

 

[intim8]

Yeah, 'cause you always want to keep it classy.

As classy as an overexcited 13 year old boy.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

So, I'm guessing motor-boating her twins is okay, then?

 

[ElectricBlue]

Agree. But be careful with the hard consonant sounds. They can’t be drawn out. The F and the U can be drawn out in speech but not the C or K.

I've described it as a click of the tongue, or like a cymbal hit. You can put a very slight emphasis on the consonant - but i think it works okay as a visual thing. I don't imagine too many people read stories out loud - some visually impaired readers would. My Word reader seems to manage okay, reading it back. She s a little robotic, but a pleasant enough American accent.

 

[ElectricBlue]

Grunts, groans, moans, sighs, lusty gasps, creaking of the bed, the pound of the headboard, a sprinkling of Oh, God, fuck, fuck, fuck, shit, holy shit, holy fucking shit.

Did I miss anything?

Funny that, how the lapsed Catholicism creeps out. I've used that in a few stories, where a woman's bff comments on her friend's sudden religious conversion when she comes.

 

[pink_silk_glove]

Funny that, how the lapsed Catholicism creeps out. I've used that in a few stories, where a woman's bff comments on her friend's sudden religious conversion when she comes.

Makes one wonder if the Muslims shout "Praise Allah!" or recite the Holy Tasbih when they crest. : P

 

[ElectricBlue]

Makes one wonder if the Muslims shout "Praise Allah!" or recite the Holy Tasbih when they crest. : P

That dawn wailing? Seems to be only men. That's disappointing.

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

I've regularly attempted to author verbal sex sounds phonetically, with the hope that the reader might better "hear" what's . Result: I'm terrible.

 

[Djmac1031]

All I know is ... "Aaaaheeeiiooouuuuughhhhh!" makes a terrible safe word.

Not if you're a Wookiee.

 

[Djmac1031]

Agree. But be careful with the hard consonant sounds. They can’t be drawn out. The F and the U can be drawn out in speech but not the C or K.
Fffffffuck or Fuuuuck or even Ffffffuuuuck work. Similarly, the G and D are hard consonants so the only way to draw out another common word is Goooooood. (Could be God or Good, I know.)

yeah, definitely one of my pet peeves.

Here's a hint: if you can't pronounce the sound you're typing, retype it til it actually reads like something a human could verbalize.

 

[intim8]

: if you can't pronounce the sound you're typing

What if you can only pronounce it when you're cumming?

 

[Djmac1031]

What if you can only pronounce it when you're cumming?

umm...practice makes perfect?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Sloosh? Context please!

@SofiaLaFrench, the sound of a hand going in and out of a bucket of custard. Except, well, it's not custard. And may not be a hand.

 

[Devinter]

@SofiaLaFrench, the sound of a hand going in and out of a bucket of custard.

Good sir.. Why do you know what that sounds like?

 

[StillStunned]

Custard? Not sexy.

Crème anglaise? Oo la la! Is it too late to change my username?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Good sir.. Why do you know what that sounds like?

I promised I would never tell.

 

[Duleigh]

So I can put you down for "grunt" and "shriek" then?

No, just put me down as a Onomatopoeia Contrarian