Sex & Shenanigans

[PlanetaryNebula]

That’s the point … what’s good sex if you’re not a little afraid the dude could kill you without breaking a sweat?

THIS.
When I was 23(?) I fucked a 38 year old police officer that I had only met 5 hours previously. Once alone in his truck, I was like wtf am I doing lol. I asked him if he had his gun on him and he just flipped open the glove box and there it was. And I was thinking if anyone can get rid of a body it’s this guy, and then he bent me in half and pounded my gspot for hours. Def some of the hottest sex I ever had and thrilling to boot

 

[BrendaBear]

8-11 usually.
They're too hard less than 8.
12 + are too mushy.

You don’t like it hard?

It had to be said by some smartass… and I am totally the right smart ass for the job…

 

[JerseyJade]

THIS.
When I was 23(?) I fucked a 38 year old police officer that I had only met 5 hours previously. Once alone in his truck, I was like wtf am I doing lol. I asked him if he had his gun on him and he just flipped open the glove box and there it was. And I was thinking if anyone can get rid of a body it’s this guy, and then he bent me in half and pounded my gspot for hours. Def some of the hottest sex I ever had and thrilling to boot

Ho!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Did someone call me

I didn't know you were a green banana???

 

[ShaneoD]

THIS.
When I was 23(?) I fucked a 38 year old police officer that I had only met 5 hours previously. Once alone in his truck, I was like wtf am I doing lol. I asked him if he had his gun on him and he just flipped open the glove box and there it was. And I was thinking if anyone can get rid of a body it’s this guy, and then he bent me in half and pounded my gspot for hours. Def some of the hottest sex I ever had and thrilling to boot

Not to self: buy gun and use it during one off sexual encou...........

Note to self, don't ever do this

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

You know I love you, right? Your level of awesomeness is rarely achieved, of ever. You know that, right?
Okay, good.

I love you, Brenda!!

 

[BrendaBear]

Ho!

You are very kind. I totally expected you to say something like “only hours???”

 

[dawn_of_night]

You don’t like it hard?

It had to be said by some smartass… and I am totally the right smart ass for the job…

I mean.... I do....
Ooh. Wait you were talking to @Azuldrgon

 

[UnquietDreams]

I did find a 5 min video of me assembling the Millennium Falcon

I have never wanted you more...

 

[JerseyJade]

You are very kind. I totally expected you to say something like “only hours???”

I did.... among other things... all in that one word.

 

[dawn_of_night]

THIS.
When I was 23(?) I fucked a 38 year old police officer that I had only met 5 hours previously. Once alone in his truck, I was like wtf am I doing lol. I asked him if he had his gun on him and he just flipped open the glove box and there it was. And I was thinking if anyone can get rid of a body it’s this guy, and then he bent me in half and pounded my gspot for hours. Def some of the hottest sex I ever had and thrilling to boot

The 23 year old me would have done it too....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Not to self: buy gun and use it during one off sexual encou...........

Note to self, don't ever do this

Maybe buy the handcuffs, bro??

 

[ShaneoD]

Maybe buy the handcuffs, bro??

That's probably a better place to start

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Ho!

Jade!!!!!
You bet yer sweet pretty ass I’s a ho. At least I was when I was single. Miss being a ho. .

 

[UnquietDreams]

I was acknowledging that, I guess I did a poor job. My apologies

Well, in your defense, the bite tattoo was more interesting.

 

[MindYaBitness]

THIS.
When I was 23(?) I fucked a 38 year old police officer that I had only met 5 hours previously. Once alone in his truck, I was like wtf am I doing lol. I asked him if he had his gun on him and he just flipped open the glove box and there it was. And I was thinking if anyone can get rid of a body it’s this guy, and then he bent me in half and pounded my gspot for hours. Def some of the hottest sex I ever had and thrilling to boot

Glad you had a great time...I married one, the hotness wears off

 

[dawn_of_night]

That's probably a better place to start

Or banana bread?

 

[morelikeasong]

I have never wanted you more...

It was the moment where I
found the missing sticker, wasn’t it?

 

[JerseyJade]

Jade!!!!!
You bet yer sweet pretty ass I’s a ho. At least I was when I was single. Miss being a ho. .

Why do you think I'm staying single? Oh wait.. don't answer that.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Well, in your defense, the bite tattoo was more interesting.

I'm taking applications

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Not to self: buy gun and use it during one off sexual encou...........

Note to self, don't ever do this

I’m assuming you’re not a police officer lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

Cone.

Cone? Like… Pauly Shore talking about cones?

….those came in pairs…. Just sayin….

Don't weasel with The Weasel!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Why do you think I'm staying single? Oh wait.. don't answer that.

I am going to answer. You’re staying single cuz you’re still young and you are gonna taste the rainbow and it’s gonna be goddamn glorious.

 

[ShaneoD]

I’m assuming you’re not a police officer lol

It's probably easier to joke about guns when I've only ever seen a couple in real life, they're highly regulated here. And no I'm not lol

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

That's probably a better place to start

Yup you went 0-60 in 3.8 seconds