Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 1498366]

Are you a syrup dipper instead of a syrup pourer???

YUP! i don't want it to get soaked up and mess with the pancake texture.

 

[morelikeasong]

Do you know the secret about strawberries?

Dip them in sugar?

Because


Or is there another secret?

 

[crazychemgirl]

YUP! i don't want it to get soaked up and mess with the pancake texture.

It’s like I don’t even know you.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

It’s like I don’t even know you.

I usually don't even use syrup

 

[morelikeasong]

YUP! i don't want it to get soaked up and mess with the pancake texture.

I pour the perfect amount per pancake and distribute it with a knife across the surface so it soaks in and not messy

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m going with strawberries. I absolutely love strawberries but they are unpredictable as far as taste. For all I know, they could all be sour ones.


Though now that I’m looking back at those eggs, you’re right. Something is wrong with those eggs. Those can go.

Oh, you need to come out here and we can pick some Hood strawberries. They are perfection in a tiny package, and I am not a strawberry fan. I know a couple of places out here that are amazing.

Come on out, you can use the bed. I'll sleep on the couch. Promise.

I'm a gentleman. Well...by implication.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I usually don't even use syrup

Good enough pancakes don’t need it

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dip them in sugar?

Because


Or is there another secret?

No… ok .., well… yes, but no.


Ok .. so a professor of mine in university worked on a study about strawberries grown out of California.. and the only way to get enough strawberries to fulfil demand in the summer months is to pump the strawberries with ethylene which makes them ripen too quickly … this is why they are huge but white inside … and not particularly flavourful.

The only good strawberries are local grown … never, EVER buy California strawberries

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yall are psycho @EnbyKnight and @SalaciousMonkey22

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I pour the perfect amount per pancake and distribute it with a knife across the surface so it soaks in and not messy

Do you have a special pancake plate with built in syrup dispenser?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I pour the perfect amount per pancake and distribute it with a knife across the surface so it soaks in and not messy

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[UnquietDreams]

No… ok .., well… yes, but no.


Ok .. so a professor of mine in university worked on a study about strawberries grown out of California.. and the only way to get enough strawberries to fulfil demand in the summer months is to pump the strawberries with ethylene which makes them ripen too quickly … this is why they are huge but white inside … and not particularly flavourful.

The only good strawberries are local grown … never, EVER buy California strawberries

Exactly. HOOD STRAWBERRIES. They can't ship them, they are so fucking good.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Syrup … is maple the GOAT..??


What about boysenberry, blueberry or raspberry???

 

[crazychemgirl]

Exactly. HOOD STRAWBERRIES. They can't ship them, they are so fucking good.

Yeah … local strawberries usually last longer than the California ones and they are red all the way through .. and are significantly smaller… they taste so much better.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Yall are psycho @EnbyKnight and @SalaciousMonkey22

I've been called worse

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No… ok .., well… yes, but no.


Ok .. so a professor of mine in university worked on a study about strawberries grown out of California.. and the only way to get enough strawberries to fulfil demand in the summer months is to pump the strawberries with ethylene which makes them ripen too quickly … this is why they are huge but white inside … and not particularly flavourful.

The only good strawberries are local grown … never, EVER buy California strawberries

Shut up.

But yeah. Damn Big Ag. I’m bougie so I buy from a little old man at the farmer’s market who I’m nearly positive does speak English but puts on a good show for the suburban rubes.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yeah … local strawberries usually last longer than the California ones and they are red all the way through .. and are significantly smaller… they taste so much better.

Sort of like store tomatoes. They have been crossbred to bounce when they fall off the truck without breaking, not taste good.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Syrup … is maple the GOAT..??


What about boysenberry, blueberry or raspberry???

blueberry syrup

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yall are psycho @EnbyKnight and @SalaciousMonkey22

I shall refer you to the case of Pot v. Kettle.

 

[crazychemgirl]

blueberry syrup

Do you actually pour this one?

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Do you actually pour this one?

noooope

 

[crazychemgirl]

Shut up.

But yeah. Damn Big Ag. I’m bougie so I buy from a little old man at the farmer’s market who I’m nearly positive does speak English but puts on a good show for the suburban rubes.

Why do I have to shut up?

 

[morelikeasong]

Come on out, you can use the bed. I'll sleep on the couch. Promise.

anyone believe this?
Not fooling me, that’s for sure!

Do you have a special pancake plate with built in syrup dispenser?

No, but with some workshopping you might be onto something here…

Syrup … is maple the GOAT..??


What about boysenberry, blueberry or raspberry???

Maple.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Syrup … is maple the GOAT..??


What about boysenberry, blueberry or raspberry???

Lingonberry. Seriously.

 

[UnquietDreams]

anyone believe this?
Not fooling me, that’s for sure!

No, but with some workshopping you might be onto something here…

Maple.

Well, I said I would sleep on the couch...