Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Grab some tentacles while you’re out

 

[UnquietDreams]

Grab some tentacles while you’re out

 

[dawn_of_night]

Will Wheaton?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You have NOT good sir!
Story time?

I was I Tokyo with my super high achieving buddy staying at investment banker friend’s apartment in Tokyo. We were drinking..a lot…needed snacks. Went to the 7-11 down the street. Grabbed some Doritos and junk (which, in Japan, Doritos come with a packet of salsa which is why I mentioned it because @crazychemgirl was talking about Doritos the other day). As we were checking out I noticed a weird smell and saw that where a 7-11 in the US would have hot dogs and pizza, 7-11’s in Tokyo had boiled octopus tentacles. It was very disconcerting.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Will Wheaton?

Will Wheaton what?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Will Wheaton what?

I was asking, so then I could say. Will Wheaton!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I was I Tokyo with my super high achieving buddy staying at investment banker friend’s apartment in Tokyo. We were drinking..a lot…needed snacks. Went to the 7-11 down the street. Grabbed some Doritos and junk (which, in Japan, Doritos come with a packet of salsa which is why I mentioned it because @crazychemgirl was talking about Doritos the other day). As we were checking out I got noticed a weird smell and liked, and where a 7-11 in the US would age hot dogs and pizza, 7-11’s I. Tokyo had boiled octopus tentacles. It was very disconcerting.

Yeah, but Tokyo gas stations have the best egg salad sandwiches in the world. And I hate egg salad.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I was asking, so then I could say. Will Wheaton!!

Ah, I blew that. Let's start over.

 

[Trubbycat]

I was asking, so then I could say. Will Wheaton!!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ah, I blew that. Let's start over.

Funny, I didn't notice anything

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ah, I blew that. Let's start over.

I'm kidding ....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Funny, I didn't notice anything

Hate it when that happens...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yeah, but Tokyo gas stations have the best egg salad sandwiches in the world. And I hate egg salad.

Didn’t eat the egg salad but I believe it.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hate it when that happens...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Now I have to take my dog back to my ex's house. We share custody. The kid is free-range, the dog is not.

 

[UnquietDreams]

First I should find my pants...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Now I have to take my dog back to my ex's house. We share custody. The kid is free-range, the dog is not.

That's interesting.
Pants good,
Or you risk banging your penis on the steering wheel, as noted earlier by @Broken_paladin

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

As weird as I can get in the next 30 minutes.

Monkey, i think, came out of the gate hot.
He wa just born weird. It’s his nature an I love it lol

Awww thanks babe. I think.

 

[UnquietDreams]

That's interesting.
Pants good,
Or you risk banging your penis on the steering wheel, as noted earlier by @Broken_paladin

Well, maybe, but also the neighbors complain. So might my ex...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Well, maybe, but also the neighbors complain. So might my ex...

She's not the boss anymore,
No pants is your call

 

[UnquietDreams]

She's not the boss anymore,
No pants is your call

Car keys are in the pants, so that might be the deciding vote.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Car keys are in the pants, so that might be the deciding vote.

Dang. So we'll organized

 

[UnquietDreams]

Dang. So we'll organized

We'll organize what?

 

[dawn_of_night]

We'll organize what?

Well organized Will Wheaton?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well organized Will Wheaton?

Will Wheaton what?

Dammit! Sorry. Let's start again.