Zucchini

[EmilyMiller]

um. I knew she existed? Not like personally lol

Not BFFs?

Emily

 

[lil_jenni]

I’m not that much younger than Miley. Taylor Swift is like ancient. Her fanfic here should be in Mature .

Emily

I'm two years older than Swift...

 

[Djmac1031]

The other way to view that is you have far more life experience than I. At the end of the day...all I can do is learn from you

That's a sweet sentiment. But if the last 8 years or so have taught me anything, it's that stupidity has no age limit, and that my generation isn't nearly as smart as I'd hoped we were.

 

[lil_jenni]

It just struck me, people here know who Miley Cyrus is, right?

Emily

I do... the first time I sang along with "Flowers" in the house, my Hubby, perfectly deadpan, asked if I was trying to tell him something.

 

[Bazzle]

Hang on Swift the Cyrus are only 3 years in age apart.
BUT we've known Cyrus since she was like 3?

 

[EmilyMiller]

I'm two years older than Swift...

I’m sorry - was just being

 

[EmilyMiller]

I do... the first time I sang along with "Flowers" in the house, my Hubby, perfectly deadpan, asked if I was trying to tell him something.

That’s so funny

 

[lil_jenni]

I’m sorry - was just being

 

[MrPixel]

I've sort of been a Miley Cyrus fan for a while. Not so much her music, but her saucy style. She's fun, and just maybe there's a bit of Miley in some of my FCs. Taylor was cute 10 years ago.

 

[lil_jenni]

That’s so funny

I told him yes, but he just laughed because he knows better.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I've sort of been a Miley Cyrus fan for a while. Not so much her music, but her saucy style. She's fun, and just maybe there's a bit of Miley in some of my FCs. Taylor was cute 10 years ago.

As has been pointed out to me, you know what Miley is an anagram of?

 

[MrPixel]

As has been pointed out to me, you know what Miley is an anagram of?

Of course.

 

[Djmac1031]

I really love that the title of this thread is "zucchini" it is bringing me a lot of joy

not as much joy as eggplants, apparently...

 

[EmilyMiller]

not as much joy as eggplants, apparently...

Aside from the monster posted above, I think zucchinis are more my speed nowadays.

Emily

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I knew her when she was still Hannah Montana.

Fuck me I'm getting old.

But do you remember her dad?

 

[Djmac1031]

But do you remember her dad?

Hmm, not sure. Let me mullet over...

 

[lil_jenni]

But do you remember her dad?

I was just a kid, but my cousin, who was several years older than me, played Achy Breaky Heart over and over again the summer it came out.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I have a very specific soft spot for large vegetables...

A soft, wet spot?

Bad Emily!

 

[Djmac1031]

Bad Emily!

No, GOOD Emily

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Just had to. Couldn't help myself.

My cucumber, it's bigger...

 

[EmilyMiller]

It's a bit tight...but can stretch when pushed

I think I have been corrupted

Takes me back

 

[EmilyMiller]

Im just waiting for "The Big Stretch" to come out in theatres...

Wes Anderson has expressed interest in a stop-motion version

Emily

 

[EmilyMiller]

I will be sure to bring my uhh....err...popcorn!

His working title:

The Life Erotic with Emily Miller

Léa Seydoux will play me, Jason Schwartzman will play my left nipple clamp, Owen Wilson my right nipple clamp, and - of course - Adrien Brody as the butt-plug.

Bill Murray will have a cameo as the Lit member I am PMing.

Emily

 

[ElectricBlue]

You guys all need to go shopping, not just talk about it.

A Girl on the Bus, Part 7

You don't need to read the other six parts for this one to make sense.

It's one of the very first Covid stories published on Lit. Social distancing had only just been introduced here in Australia when I wrote it.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

It just struck me, people here know who Miley Cyrus is, right?

Emily

That young blonde American singer who isn't Taylor Swift, right?