Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I need to replace these 3 fuckers.

https://ibb.co/Ks7w4kJ
https://ibb.co/nnSqzzg
https://ibb.co/dbvNdCW

Look like a pretty sexy bunch to me. Why would you want to replace them?

 

[Bry1313]

Which is the "right way" to get ready?

1. makeup, outfit, hair
2. outfit, makeup, hair
3. hair, makeup, outfit
4. makeup, hair, outfit
5. outfit, hair, makeup
6. hair, outfit, makeup

5 or 1, depends on if I want to risk make up on my outfit

 

[crazychemgirl]

Look like a pretty sexy bunch to me. Why would you want to replace them?

Even #1????

 

[Bry1313]

You have?

You snooze, you lose

 

[BrendaBear]

I just said "professional", not "medical professional" so quit putting words in my mouth!

Um… is there something else you want us to put in your mouth?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Even #1????

Absolutely. Bluebeard is scary but kinda hot.

 

[lavendersilk]

So this is normal then?

Did the dolphin bite his toe?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[Bry1313]

#3 is pretty hot.

So hot. Why would you replace #3?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Um… is there something else you want us to put in your mouth?

Maybe... but probably not what YOU are thinking...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I need to replace these 3 fuckers.

https://ibb.co/Ks7w4kJ
https://ibb.co/nnSqzzg
https://ibb.co/dbvNdCW

Won't it be lonely without all your personalities?

 

[lavendersilk]

I need to replace these 3 fuckers.

https://ibb.co/Ks7w4kJ
https://ibb.co/nnSqzzg
https://ibb.co/dbvNdCW

What did they do to you? I have a shovel and some duct tape.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Won't it be lonely without all your personalities?

Stop it… lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

What did they do to you? I have a shovel and some duct tape.

Yes… this … this is a true friend.

You, me and @EnbyKnight can rule the world.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What did they do to you? I have a shovel and some duct tape.

You know how to get to her heart don’t you?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Yes… this … this is a true friend.

You, me and @EnbyKnight can rule the world.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yes… this … this is a true friend.

You, me and @EnbyKnight can rule the world.

Whatever, you’d have to stop touching each other first. Seems unlikely.

 

[Bry1313]

Won't it be lonely without all your personalities?

All the voices go quiet and then what?

 

[BrendaBear]

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This one always cracks me up…

“There are many varieties, the Emperor Penguin, king penguins and here we have the less common asshole penguin…”

 

[BrendaBear]

Maybe... but probably not what YOU are thinking...

You don’t like pizza? Okay, no judgement here.

 

[lavendersilk]

Intimidation is the sincerest form of flattery

FIFY

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

All the voices go quiet and then what?

Our collective sanity returns?

 

[LupineOne]

What did they do to you? I have a shovel and some duct tape.

I’ve got a van and power tools in case we need to be isolated and get…creative.

 

[lavendersilk]

I’ve got a van and power tools in case we need to be isolated and get…creative.

Maybe we should "interrogate" them for a little while...

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Maybe we should "interrogate" them for a little while...

I already liked you but now...