Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Figuratively

ohhhhhh …. I misread the posts all the way back to the OG …

My bad.

 

[BrendaBear]

I have a feeling,

“But crazychemgirl assigned it for homework”

Will not work as an excuse in court.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/tb8FdaxBhPwAAAAC/its-gonna-work-effective.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

More fetishes / kinks to try out

11 Fetishes to Try

 

[crazychemgirl]

The mummification sounds tempting

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I’d mummify myself next to you any day babes.

 

[jason28053]

More fetishes / kinks to try out

11 Fetishes to Try

Good stuff CCG

 

[UnquietDreams]

That’s quality posting right here folks. Take note.

Oh, I mean it. I am all about being concerned about people and things.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I just read this book at the end of January. And now I wonder how many references went right over my head before then.

Don't panic -- it is never too late to read Hitchhikers. You now can nod sagely when anyone makes a 42 reference and thinks they are the first to do it!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm guessing approximately 42...

And there we go @morelikeasong.

 

[LIDiver]

You really bombed that joke

Audi! Are you nosing in on my dad-jokes territory?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And there we go @morelikeasong.

Tbf, I don’t think anyone over the age of 15 thinks they’re the first. It’s the repetition and communal callback that make it funny.

See also my sex life. And Monty Python.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Point of clarification, are you reimbursing for bail expenses?

I work with high school kids. I always end Friday with "Don't make a life; don't take a life; don't end up in the hospital or the newspaper; and I will not make bail."

 

[UnquietDreams]

Tbf, I don’t think anyone over the age of 15 thinks they’re the first. It’s the repetition and communal callback that make it funny.

See also my sex life. And Monty Python.

Thank you, I do know how humor works. But the timing was too good to pass up.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I think I’m going to explore FinDom… anyone want to be my exploration partner?

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[morelikeasong]

communal callback

We love a good callback.

And my husband would probably beg to differ on the boundless humor of monty Python references, but I am solidly with you.

 

[BodieOhl]

And there we go @morelikeasong.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok … for the lefties & righties .. a question for you.

When you air guitar (or real guitar) … are you:


Strumming with your right and chords with your left?

OR

Strumming with your left and chords with your right??

(Note if you are left or right handed when you answer)

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I have no money, this will be the easiest kink ever!

 

[jason28053]

Ok … for the lefties & righties .. a question for you.

When you air guitar (or real guitar) … are you:


Strumming with your right and chords with your left?

OR

Strumming with your left and chords with your right??

(Note if you are left or right handed when you answer)

Right handed
Strum right
Chords left
Real guitar

 

[UnquietDreams]

FTR I was joking, if I ever spend a night in jail it won’t be in pursuit of an orgasm

Oh, I probably will.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We love a good callback.

And my husband would probably beg to differ on the boundless humor of monty Python references, but I am solidly with you.

One of the more questionable bits of parental advice I’ve given my children is that even if a joke isn’t funny the first time, it’s probably funny the 500th time.

My poor wife.

 

[UnquietDreams]

We love a good callback.

And my husband would probably beg to differ on the boundless humor of monty Python references, but I am solidly with you.

Oh, Python is forever.

 

[UnquietDreams]

One of the more questionable bits of parental advice I’ve given my children is that even if a joke isn’t funny the first time, it’s probably funny the 500th time.

My poor wife.

See also: Interrupting Cow Knock Knock Joke, The

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

See also: Interrupting Cow Knock Knock Joke, The

That and “what’s brown and sticky” were the first jokes I taught em. They were fucked from the jump.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[crazychemgirl]

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