Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

Sometimes I'll be on the beach, which is always lovely, but at low tide it sometimes gets that rotten egg smell from all the exposed decaying plant matter. So it's still lovely because it's the beach. But it smells bad.
Would that be 1st level of heaven or 1st level of hell?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Level 2 of hell is reg life but you are always itchy but you can never figure out where and can therefore never scratch it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sometimes I'll be on the beach, which is always lovely, but at low tide it sometimes gets that rotten egg smell from all the exposed decaying plant matter. So it's still lovely because it's the beach. But it smells bad.
Would that be 1st level of heaven or 1st level of hell?

I think that’s probably purgatory

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[hotoldrguy]

What's purgatory like?

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[crazychemgirl]

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Best show ever.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Level 3 of hell is reg life … but you are constantly accosted by the thing you are afraid of … like spiders, or snakes… or there’s just bugs EVERYWHERE…

Hm… level 3 of hell is lot like northern Canada or Australia

 

[AuntieDisco]

Thank you for not shaming me

Sir I would never!
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[crazychemgirl]

This is @Wand3rlust fault. What’s her answer?

Don’t blame her cuz you are having an existential crisis about potential heaven / hell scenarios

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Best show ever.

Certainly in the conversation,

Level 3 of hell is reg life … but you are constantly accosted by the thing you are afraid of … like spiders, or snakes… or there’s just bugs EVERYWHERE…

Hm… level 3 of hell is lot like northern Canada or Australia

explains the un-skinning thing…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well...it's negotiable, I have to admit.

Negotiable… interesting. Do tell.

 

[Wand3rlust]

This is @Wand3rlust fault. What’s her answer?

I very rarely answer the questions, unless I'm guaranteed a credit in the book.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Don’t blame her cuz you are having an existential crisis about potential heaven / hell scenarios

Oh, I literally laughed out loud at that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Certainly in the conversation,

explains the un-skinning thing…

Are you in level 3 of hell already?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don’t blame her cuz you are having an existential crisis about potential heaven / hell scenarios

I blame her for the challenge. I blame Professor Sontag for my existential crises.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I very rarely answer the questions, unless I'm guaranteed a credit in the book.

I mean… you 100% are getting a ton of footnotes.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you in level 3 of hell already

No, I live in the fucking Garden of Eden. You’re the one in Canada.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Negotiable… interesting. Do tell.

does it depend on the brand or type of cracker?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Negotiable… interesting. Do tell.

There are a few people who I would allow to eat crackers in bed. There is maybe someone I would allow to dump a whole truckload of planko in my bed and I would be "oh, thats so cute!"

Maybe.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I very rarely answer the questions, unless I'm guaranteed a credit in the book.

There's a credit book?

 

[crazychemgirl]

There are a few people who I would allow to eat crackers in bed. There is maybe someone I would allow to dump a whole truckload of planko in my bed and I would be "oh, thats so cute!"

Maybe.

Oooooh … TELL ME MORE!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I very rarely answer the questions, unless I'm guaranteed a credit in the book.

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[lavendersilk]

does it depend on the brand or type of cracker?

Some might call me a cracker...


And the winner for worst flirty line is...

 

[UnquietDreams]

does it depend on the brand or type of cracker?

Oh, god, you are going to get us arguing crackers, aren't you?

"If you could only eat one type of cracker for the rest of eternity, depending on which level of Hell, Heaven, or Houston you are consigned to, which would it be?

 

[Wand3rlust]

*whispers to self*

They are starting to wake up.....