Sex & Shenanigans

[Bambear99]

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The swooshing sound they make when they rub together while you walk is kinda irritating.

 

[lavendersilk]

The swooshing sound they make when they rub together while you walk is kinda irritating.

In your mouth?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is this thread unravelling?

No, it'll be fine - quick @crazychemgirl - ask a question then leave everyone to fight over the different answers.

*goes back to her pizza with pineapple, while watching a documentary on squir-rels*

 

[AuntieDisco]

Please, you know what costs me to have it done out on the street? It's an honor and a privilege.

Well everyone have their kinks

 

[hotoldrguy]

No, it'll be fine - quick @crazychemgirl - ask a question then leave everyone to fight over the different answers.

*goes back to her pizza with pineapple, while watching a documentary on squir-rels*

I think I will have a salad

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You know it's still the wrong thread, right?

Is it?
*Looks around at all the wankers here...

 

[angie33]

I think I will have a salad
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I want some of this salad.

 

[dawn_of_night]

sorry for the false spurt there.

Was it at least a good spurt? If even premature and in the wrong place??

 

[dawn_of_night]

In your mouth?

Between the sheets....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is it?
*Looks around at all the wankers here...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Was it at least a good spurt? If even premature and in the wrong place??

Have to ask @Wand3rlust, but I’m guessing it was fast and unsatisfying.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

She hasn't even taken her eyes off her dick yet. Probably.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Between the sheets....

Wait are we still talking about chips?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Between the sheets....

that reminds me of the totally offensive compliment? "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers."

 

[crazychemgirl]

Between the sheets....

New definition to crumbs in the bed?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Anyway these are probably my favorite chips. Tortilla chips only win if salsa or guacamole is involved. Feels like a different category.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No, it'll be fine - quick @crazychemgirl - ask a question then leave everyone to fight over the different answers.

*goes back to her pizza with pineapple, while watching a documentary on squir-rels*

Hmmmmm… challenge accepted?


If there is an afterlife … and levels of heaven and hell…
But it’s not the typical levels.., like.. from the bible..

What are the levels of heaven and hell?

Like level 1 in heaven would be … life is the same as reg living life… work, coworkers, day to day blah… but you get one thing (different for everyone) that makes it so you are happy 75% of the time.

Whereas level 1 in hell is the same except 50% of the time you are miserable.

 

[UnquietDreams]

that reminds me of the totally offensive compliment? "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers."

How is that offensive? Have you ever had cracker crumbs in your bed? The bar would have to be pretty fucking high for me to not toss someone out for filling my bed with cracker crumbs.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hmmmmm… challenge accepted?


If there is an afterlife … and levels of heaven and hell…
But it’s not the typical levels.., like.. from the bible..

What are the levels of heaven and hell?

Like level 1 in heaven would be … life is the same as reg living life… work, coworkers, day to day blah… but you get one thing (different for everyone) that makes it so you are happy 75% of the time.

Whereas level 1 in hell is the same except 50% of the time you are miserable.

I think I actually love you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hmmmmm… challenge accepted?


If there is an afterlife … and levels of heaven and hell…
But it’s not the typical levels.., like.. from the bible..

What are the levels of heaven and hell?

Like level 1 in heaven would be … life is the same as reg living life… work, coworkers, day to day blah… but you get one thing (different for everyone) that makes it so you are happy 75% of the time.

Whereas level 1 in hell is the same except 50% of the time you are miserable.

I’m deeply sorry, I got tired reading this. Can I get the audio book format?

 

[lavendersilk]

Hmmmmm… challenge accepted?


If there is an afterlife … and levels of heaven and hell…
But it’s not the typical levels.., like.. from the bible..

What are the levels of heaven and hell?

Like level 1 in heaven would be … life is the same as reg living life… work, coworkers, day to day blah… but you get one thing (different for everyone) that makes it so you are happy 75% of the time.

Whereas level 1 in hell is the same except 50% of the time you are miserable.

No.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m deeply sorry, I got tired reading this. Can I get the audio book format?

No.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No.

Shoot I was gonna answer 43.5% I totally misunderstood

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Hmmmmm… challenge accepted?


If there is an afterlife … and levels of heaven and hell…
But it’s not the typical levels.., like.. from the bible..

What are the levels of heaven and hell?

Like level 1 in heaven would be … life is the same as reg living life… work, coworkers, day to day blah… but you get one thing (different for everyone) that makes it so you are happy 75% of the time.

Whereas level 1 in hell is the same except 50% of the time you are miserable.

Hate to bust in like this, but the idea of levels of heaven and hell isn't Biblical. That's straight from Dante, who (I think) borrowed it from Greek paganism - which didn't exactly have levels of hell, but definitely had different neighborhoods in it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hate to bust in like this, but the idea of levels of heaven and hell isn't Biblical. That's straight from Dante, who (I think) borrowed it from Greek paganism - which didn't exactly have levels of hell, but definitely had different neighborhoods in it.

Lol I know the levels in hell isn’t from the bible …