What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[DirtyMarine]

Pajamas

 

[Bambear99]

Socks, a bra, or a Snuggie

I understand the first two……but a blanket with sleeves…we should all be wearing those. That said…. I am not wearing a Snuggie.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not wearing an exquisitely cut Saville Row suit.

So you prefer Armani then?

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a plaid flannel shirt.

oh wait,,,I am. Nevermind

 

[Trubbycat]

So you prefer Armani then?

I’m not really a suit guy.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

I am not wearing a chinchilla bomber jacket.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not really a suit guy.

I don’t know jack about suits… I was proud of myself for thinking of Armani… which is frankly only because I watched “George Of The Jungle” yesterday and it was a joke that Brendan made.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a chinchilla bomber jacket.

This is totally stupid… I know.. but I can’t not go there… why would anyone want to bomb chinchillas?

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a plaid flannel shirt.

oh wait,,,I am. Nevermind

Oh.. I could totally wear that as a nighty…

And I am not wearing a nighty

 

[AngelicaS1780]

This is totally stupid… I know.. but I can’t not go there… why would anyone want to bomb chinchillas?

Oh, you're thinking of a chinchilla bombing jacket.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing any clothing with this guy on it...
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[BrendaBear]

Oh, you're thinking of a chinchilla bombing jacket.

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[Girly_girl]

Leg warmers and stirrup pants

 

[smtst5]

Leg warmers and stirrup pants

How ironic neither am i

 

[LustyScribe]

A bandoleer of jello shots.

 

[Rj_1954]

A smile
At least not now

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing a latex minidress.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing Trubby’s leather mini-dress or RJ’s smile.
I’ve got my own for both…

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman costume.

But I totally would if I had one…

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing the x-ray specs I bought from a comic book ad

 

[Yesok1]

I am not wearing a hat.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Stilettos

 

[BrendaBear]

Stilettos

A girl could break an ankle on those damn things…

…or break hearts..

I am not wearing stilettos either…

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Lipstick

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Flash costume.