Sex & Shenanigans

[morelikeasong]

How do you think @YourDirtyProfessor made it onto the Team Kitty FFL team?

Have you made some changes to your roster? I don’t remember that one

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

They sell those at Godiva. I’m more of a See’s girl, but just sayin’

They do? Hmmm you don’t say. Who knew

I’m more a Teuscher snob . And have no strong feelings between Godiva and Sees. I do miss the giant Wonka store at Hollywood and Highland though. That place was fun.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

He loves the cock?

Definitely why I’m here

It at least sounds like that's why he's on Lit.
No wonder he keeps wanting to talk about my 10 inches.

Who wouldn’t want to talk about your 10”er?

We can form a study group

Can I join?

I can offer study sessions

Yes, please! I need some private instruction, Professor

Damn. Mine definitely aren’t A’s

That just means we get extra credit for extra boobage

Have you made some changes to your roster? I don’t remember that one

Yes, but he’s been on there since the beginning. The newest change was drafting @Jaws82 when he came back recently

They do? Hmmm you don’t say. Who knew

I’m more a Teuscher snob . And have no strong feelings between Godiva and Sees. I do miss the giant Wonka store at Hollywood and Highland though. That place was fun.

IIRC, they came in both milk chocolate and white chocolate varieties, and had some kind of filling…raspberry, I think?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'll be expecting a 1000 word essay on my butt.

Does the best one get a prize?

 

[GSDom]

I imagine it's Mortal Combat, "Finish Her!"

Or Mortal Cumbath.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Does the best one get a prize?

Of course. We're running an reputable operation here.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Of course. We're running an reputable operation here.

Totally rigged then, right?

I get all the good prizes?

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I'll be expecting a 1000 word essay on my butt.

All I heard is a 1000 something on your butt.

 

[BrendaBear]

All I heard is a 1000 something on your butt.

Kisses. @Indie is expecting at least 1000 kisses on her delicious ass.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Totally rigged then, right?

I get all the good prizes?

Shhh. People can hear you.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Of course. We're running an reputable operation here.

I thought your butt was the opposite of that. I'm going to have to start my essay over

 

[BodieOhl]

Kisses. @Indie is expecting at least 1000 kisses on her delicious ass.

1000 each or in summation?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

All I heard is a 1000 something on your butt.

See below.

Kisses. @Indie is expecting at least 1000 kisses on her delicious ass.

Or licks

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I thought your butt was the opposite of that. I'm going to have to start my essay over

Don't you dare. I can't wait to read about my disreputable butt.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Kisses. @Indie is expecting at least 1000 kisses on her delicious ass.

See below.

Or licks

Oh you don’t need to convince me

 

[BrendaBear]

1000 each or in summation?

C’mon man!! Just get busy, kissing her ass!!!

 

[morelikeasong]

Reporting for duty to kiss @Indie ‘s ass

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I would write 500 words and I would write 500 more.

And not one of them would make a lick of sense.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I would write 500 words and I would write 500 more.

And not one of them would make a lick of sense.

You're supposed to lick ass, not sense.
Cmon. Get with the program

 

[LupineOne]

I assume you’ll be laying down when he .. up… well, I guess prints it out and lays it on your butt? Or…

She will be.
And no, I’ll just be tracing it over and over. With my tongue. Let’s see if @Indie has the concentration to read by feel

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ugh…I have real adulting homework to do today though! Today, I need to finish filling out my mail-in ballot and rewatch Dune: Part One before going to see Dune: Part Two and dropping my ballot off at my local polling place tomorrow

 

[BodieOhl]

C’mon man!! Just get busy, kissing her ass!!!

It is such a beautiful one!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You're supposed to lick ass, not sense.
Cmon. Get with the program

Ohhhhh, you know , she must have said it was her “essence” not “ass sense”. I was confused but not in an emotional state to ask questions.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ugh…I have real adulting homework to do today though! Today, I need to finish filling out my mail-in ballot and rewatch Dune: Part One before going to see Dune: Part Two and dropping my ballot off at my local polling place tomorrow

Adulting is the worst.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Adulting is the worst.

I’m all for doing my civic duty, but TWELVE candidates for DA and 27 for senate?! Admittedly only 4 would have a decent chance, but holy fuck I’m tired of googling candidates and their platforms. The county central committee for my district has 8 candidates and says vote for “up to 7,” so I actually have to research all 8 for those. Fun times