Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Oh heck no….

Alright, well I guess I’ll be gone for a while again then.

I would wait until you see the syllabus...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don’t have time for that and I’m way to lazy to figure out how many pages back that is.

IKR!?!? Plus. Reading. Ugggh.

 

[Lmizzler]

It’s good .. Fridays assigned was to have an orgasm… either by yourself, with a partner, with toys, with a stranger…


You’ll LOVE this weeks assignment.. I guarantee it

So not only do you assign homework but I’m also destined to fail at this homework?!?!?!

Remind me why again?!?!

 

[Lmizzler]

I would wait until you see the syllabus...

Efff no. Plus a syllabus.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So not only do you assign homework but I’m also destined to fail at this homework?!?!?!

Remind me why again?!?!

You don’t want an orgasm?

 

[hotoldrguy]

We now have weekly homework assignments

wait so what is it this week?

 

[UnquietDreams]

It’s good .. Fridays assignment was to have an orgasm… either by yourself, with a partner, with toys, with a stranger…


You’ll LOVE this weeks assignment.. I guarantee it

I am both frightened and aroused...

 

[crazychemgirl]

wait so what is it this week?

You’ll have to wait til the end of the week

 

[Lmizzler]

You don’t want an orgasm?

Oh I want orgasms but it didn’t happen Friday so I’ve failed that homework.

 

[UnquietDreams]

It’s good .. Fridays assignment was to have an orgasm… either by yourself, with a partner, with toys, with a stranger…


You’ll LOVE this weeks assignment.. I guarantee it

We are going to leave out the dog eating someone's homework...

 

[Bry1313]

I knew I loved you.

It’s important to love yourself

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh I want orgasms but it didn’t happen Friday so I’ve failed that homework.

That’s ok … you didn’t know there was an assignment.. you get a pass and a gold star.

If you want to do a makeup assignment you can anytime this week.

 

[Lmizzler]

That’s ok … you didn’t know there was an assignment.. you get a pass and a gold star.

If you want to do a makeup assignment you can anytime this week.

What has happened in the past few weeks that we now have to do homework?

It almost feels like punishment and not the kinky kind.

 

[UnquietDreams]

That’s ok … you didn’t know there was an assignment.. you get a pass and a gold star.

If you want to do a makeup assignment you can anytime this week.

But you only get half credit. (I used to be married to a college professor...)

 

[jason28053]

What has happened in the past few weeks that we now have to do homework?

It almost feels like punishment and not the kinky kind.

When did you start complaining about masturbating?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That’s ok … you didn’t know there was an assignment.. you get a pass and a gold star.

If you want to do a makeup assignment you can anytime this week.

Wait what!?!? Educational bias is a terrible thing!

 

[Bry1313]

That’s ok … you didn’t know there was an assignment.. you get a pass and a gold star.

If you want to do a makeup assignment you can anytime this week.

I’ll write up today’s effort

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I don’t have time for that and I’m way to lazy to figure out how many pages back that is.

This is the right attitude for a F-

 

[Lmizzler]

When did you start complaining about masturbating?

This was the slap across the face that I needed. Thanks Jason!

 

[UnquietDreams]

What has happened in the past few weeks that we now have to do homework?

It almost feels like punishment and not the kinky kind.

Well, two of us were complaining about dry spells, and she demanded we orgasm this weekend. DEMANDED it.

I was too scared to argue.

Then everyone jumped in and she assigned a written report. 250 words, double spaced. (Some of those were kinda hot...)

Still too scared to argue. Yet, aroused...

 

[crazychemgirl]

When did you start complaining about masturbating?

This

 

[curious_me]

Oh I want orgasms but it didn’t happen Friday so I’ve failed that homework.

Is there makeup class for missed assignments?

 

[Lmizzler]

Alright, well it seems I’ve pissed in enough wheaties for today. I guess my work here is done.

Go ahead and put me down for having done extra credit on the masturbating assignment. Lord knows it’s happened enough and should count for something besides blindness and hairy palms.

 

[morelikeasong]

I don’t have time for that and I’m way to lazy to figure out how many pages back that is.

IKR!?!? Plus. Reading. Ugggh.

Did we not all find our way here because we ENJOY reading erotica??

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This was the slap across the face that I needed. Thanks Jason!

So that's what gets you in the mood for masturbating?