I believe I offered you a sincere half hearted apology yesterday, for any upcoming behavioral issues on my part. You were adequately warned. If you didn’t gird your loins Mr. High Achiever, then I think you doth protest too much
No
the energy expenditure is far greater than the nutritional content of Cheetos, silly man. 
That’s a lotta fancy words. I’m so aroused and vaguely insulted at the same time.I believe I offered you a sincere half hearted apology yesterday, for any upcoming behavioral issues on my part. You were adequately warned. If you didn’t gird your loins Mr. High Achiever, then I think you doth protest too much
My phone, no one should want 65” porn, too much of a good thing.
I tend to have that affect…
It gets you in the right head space for sure
The Cheeto dust does adds a nice bit of realism to the finger guns. Genius! .I tend to have that affect…
*flips table and does finger guns while walking out of the room*
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I mean... Really though if you did split screens....
Well.. @Bry1313 does…
*laughed way too loudly in my meeting at this.I misread that… kind of like my reading better though…
The worst people.
First time for everything*laughed way too loudly in my meeting at this.
I’ve never eaten a human before as a TV snacks
I don’t know if “eaten” is the right word but I’ve… enjoyed a human as a tv snack*laughed way too loudly in my meeting at this.
I’ve never eaten a human before as a TV snacks
If you swallow, is that considered eating?
I would never eat a person! *context dependent*. And I know it’s coming so I’m gonna beat him to it
As long as you’re still on that couch*dust Cheetos crumbs off couch*
There’s plenty of room when you’re ready to join the fold
No, you have to show us
*grins wolfishly**laughed way too loudly in my meeting at this.
I’ve never eaten a human before as a TV snacks
I guess it depends on the size....
You aren’t even close to the correct syllable count here, sheesh.I guess it depends on the size....
I'd consider it snacking...
But no one asked me... So nevermind.
