Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[Tio_Narratore]

Toasted, with a big sausage and some sauce between them

What's your favorite flower?

The Hymen, of course; such a pretty pink, and then red when its petals are broken.

What is a runners favorite starting position?

 

[Nerdyjerkoff]

The Hymen, of course; such a pretty pink, and then red when its petals are broken.

What is a runners favorite starting position?

Head down, ass up, and ready to be dripping wet

What tv show do you want remade?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Head down, ass up, and ready to be dripping wet

What tv show do you want remade?

It's an old one about some banker who's haunted by two ghosts - a dude and his hot wife. It was called "Top Her."

What's the proper thing to give up for Lent?

 

[nerdboy1000]

It's an old one about some banker who's haunted by two ghosts - a dude and his hot wife. It was called "Top Her."

What's the proper thing to give up for Lent?

Lentils!

There’s no reason to have beans with your Franks…

Frank, Franky, and Francine are all that I need.

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating his Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out what?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Lentils!

There’s no reason to have beans with your Franks…

Frank, Franky, and Francine are all that I need.

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating his Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out what?

Turd nugget
And said "I forget... is it one or two in the stink?"

What are curds and whey?

 

[MargotPayge]

What are curds and whey?

What the spider put inside her.

Why was Jack such a good boy?

 

[jason28053]

What the spider put inside her.

Why was Jack such a good boy?

He went up the hill with Jill

Why was Mary so contrary?

 

[nerdboy1000]

He went up the hill with Jill

Why was Mary so contrary?

Mary was quite contrary, because her garden grew out of control. All her lovers refused to go down on her unless she cleaned out the jungle.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

He went up the hill with Jill

Why was Mary so contrary?

Her "good boy" had no idea where the peanut butter went and what it meant.

Why was Goldilocks in the woods in the first place?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Her "good boy" had no idea where the peanut butter went and what it meant.

Why was Goldilocks in the woods in the first place?

Dangit Nerdboy!! :<

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Mary was quite contrary, because her garden grew out of control. All her lovers refused to go down on her unless she cleaned out the jungle.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?

Peter's pecker was peppered with freckles no pickles. A true ginger. Common mistake.

Tom, Tom the piper's son did what again?

 

[nerdboy1000]

Peter's pecker was peppered with freckles no pickles. A true ginger. Common mistake.

Tom, Tom the piper's son did what again?

Tom made music on every pipe in town he could find. You'd have thought he was playing a trumpet, given how many times he had to clean the spit valve.

Hickory Dickory Dock, three mice ran up the clock.
How did they get down again?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Tom made music on every pipe in town he could find. You'd have thought he was playing a trumpet, given how many times he had to clean the spit valve.

Hickory Dickory Dock, three mice ran up the clock.
How did they get down again?

The farmer's wife taught each of them how to go down.

Why was Rapunzel's hair so long?

 

[NEOhio1972]

The farmer's wife taught each of them how to go down.

Why was Rapunzel's hair so long?

One reason......lack of grooming..... But that works for some guys, so I say you go with it!!!!!

What did jack Horner stick his thumb in??

 

[nerdboy1000]

The farmer's wife taught each of them how to go down.

Why was Rapunzel's hair so long?

She kept it clean and healthy with a frequent dose of Prince Charming's special hair conditioner.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?

 

[Biggalute]

She kept it clean and healthy with a frequent dose of Prince Charming's special hair conditioner.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?

If you knew Tootsie like I know Tootsie then you'd know how to make her pop.

Why is seawater salty?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

If you knew Tootsie like I know Tootsie then you'd know how to make her pop.

Why is seawater salty?

Because whale sperm is salty.

Orca or killer whale?

 

[nerdboy1000]

Because whale sperm is salty.

Orca or killer whale?

I know I've got a whale of a cock, but I've never killed anyone with it.

not that I know of...

What's the difference between a bratwurst and a hotdog?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I know I've got a whale of a cock, but I've never killed anyone with it.

not that I know of...

What's the difference between a bratwurst and a hotdog?

A bratwurst just teases; a hot dog really satisfies!

What is a French Fry?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

A bratwurst just teases; a hot dog really satisfies!

What is a French Fry?

Think spit roast but with more people and more oil.

Why are the French so cool anyway?

 

[NEOhio1972]

No panties is like constant air conditioning under those short skirts!!!!

What was so cool about your 20s?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

No panties is like constant air conditioning under those short skirts!!!!

What was so cool about your 20s?

Nothing! With free love in the air across the country, my 20s were hotter even than my teens!

Why is Woodstock still so important?

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Because Grace Slick taught us the value of the plastic fantastic lover.

WHAT IS BETTER THAN PLASTIC RECYCLNG ...???

 

[nerdboy1000]

Because Grace Slick taught us the value of the plastic fantastic lover.

WHAT IS BETTER THAN PLASTIC RECYCLNG ...???

Silicon cleaning.

Why do they call it Silicon Valley?

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Because when they get implanted the crevice between them looks like a valley. When the friction becomes to much and your cock explodes between them you will have a cloudy coloured river in the valley.

What is your fav colour and why?